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"I used corruption because i trusted you."said Chuuya giving a Dazai light punch on his chest.
"You're so cute~"answered Dazai with smile.
Chuuya fainted..Dazai caught him and carried him bridle style at their shared house and bandaged him up.
--------------------- In the morning ---------------------
Chuuya woke up to a delicious pancake smell.When he entered the kitchen he back huged his husband. Dazai was shocked at the sudden touch but kept cooking.
"Good morning, how did you sleep?"greeted Dazai.
"It was good"
Osamu finished the pancakes and the two of them sat down at the table.
"Thank you."muttered Chuuya.
"What did you say?"said Dazai with a teasing smile.
"Thank you."repeted Chuuya a little louder.
"Whaaaaat?"
"THANK YOU, YOU DAMN MACKREL!"
"Your welcome, love"
Chuuya turned as red as a tomato as Dazai got up and filled their cups with coffe while laughing. He sat down and held Chuuyas hand.
"Are you feeling alright?Are the bandages tight?" questioned Osamu while taking a sip from his coffe.
"The bandages are perfect and im feeling ok."
Dazai got up and kissed Chuuya.
"I gotta go to the agency. Bye love." he said while putting his shoes on.
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"DAZAI, DO YOUR PAPERWORK YOU ARE SO BEHIND!"said a loud ex-math teacher.
Dazai laughed rolled his eyes and started "working".(he's talking to Chuuya throught messages; hes asking how life is at home alone healing)
After a few hours Dazai felt somebody messing with his collar.When he turned around he saw Ranpo looking at the necklance he was hiding.
"Why are you hiding a necklance with a ring?"asked the detective."Are you perhaps...MARRIED"
At that lastword the whole office turned to look at an awkard smiled Dazai and a shocked Ranpo.
"Do you have proof that he's married. Not that you're wrong but its hard to belive"said Yosano.
Then Ranpo lifted Dazai by his collar from his chair and showed the necklance with the ring to everybody. The people there were speechless.
Suddenly a knock was heard. Atsushi opened the door and saw Chuuya Nakahara the Port Mafia executive with a bag?
"Is Dazai here?" asked the port mafia executive.
"Um...Yes"said Atsushi confused"I mean he can handle you better than any of us here anyway"he muttered.
A drop sound was heard and everyone turned their heads towards the noise.There they saw an annoyed Chuuya.
"What the hell is happening here?! Why is everybody cornering that MACKREL"
Chuuya shoved Kunikida aside and when he saw that they found Dazais ring he froze. He quickly composed himself as he signed to the bag that had he came with. Than he left in a hurry.
Dazais coworkers tried to stop him from going up to the bag but failed miseribly. When he saw what the bag contained he smiled warmly. Chuuya brught him lunch...Unfortunatley it didn't go unoticed by Ranpo.
"He brought you something didn't he?said the detective."Maybe lunch?"he continued."He seamed mad when he saw the fact that we found your ring.He also had a visible ring mark on his finger which means that he removed it not long ago because he was trying to hide it.He was also wearing one of your favorite parfumes. Besides even the way the bandages were wrapped were 100% the way you do them. In conclusion we just found the person you're married to. And i hope you don't think i didn't notice that spark you had in your eyes when you saw Chuuya Nakahara."
"Well damn,Ranpo. You never go in that much detail in cases!"exclaimed Yosano.
"You're married to Mr. Cool hat."said Kenji whit sparkles in his eyes.
"YOU'RE MARRIED!AND TO THE PORT MAFIA EXECUTIVE!IT IS-"
The four eyed blonde was interrupted by a knock. 'Saved' tought Dazai. Just as he was about to say something to the person behind the door he got yaked over their sholder. The person started running out the building. Dazai got a closer look to the eyes of the stranger he realized it was his husband. He wasn't very surprised tho.
"You look hot in a hood and a mask"complimented Dazai."Where are we going?"
"Home"
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"You called, Boss."said Chuuya as he kneeled down.
"Well a little birdie told me you're married."said the black haired dude."Is it true?"
"Yes it is, Boss."
"Who are they?"
"His name is Shuji and hes a detective."replied the giner one.
"Stnd up.You better convince Dazai to work whit you in missions sometimes."he ordered.
"How did you know Shuji was Dazai?"asked Chuuya confused.
"That's for me to know and for you to possibly find out. You may leave "
From that point Chuuya left and went directly home.
--------------------- Flashback -------------------
"Why did you want to meet up Fukuzawa?"
"I heared from my employes that somebody from the Pm is married."
"Who?"asked Mori while taking another sip of his tea.
"It's one of the superiors. A specific ginger." said the President whit a smirk.
"Chuuya Nakahara! HAHAHAHA. I can't belive it. HAHAHAHA."
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When Chuuya arrived home he jumped onto the couch. He groaned.
"You're home early. What made you so gloomy?" asked his husband while giving him a hug.
"Boss found out were married."
"Well it can't be that bad can it."said Dazai in a reassuring tone.
After a little while Dazai slid his hand under Chuuyas shirt.
" I never noticed how smooth your skin is. " said Dazai while looking at Chuuya with a list gaze.
" Is that a chain under your shirt? " questioned Chuuya.
"Wanna find out?" answered Dazai with a smirk.
Chuuya started unbuttoning his lovers shirt. He laughed lightly.
"I can't belive you put on a collar with a chain."
He pulled on the chain which made Dazai fall on top of him. Chuuya kissed Dazai passionately. It was like a war between their tongues. They parted their lips. Dazai was licking Chuuyas bottom lip while Chuuya was gasping for air. That went on for a few minutes until Dazai moved to devouring Chuuyas neck and chest.
"Ahh~" moaned Chuuya.
"You're sensitive at your nape. That's cute" complimented Dazai.
With that Chuuya got up and dragged Dazai by his chain to their bedroom. He pushed his husband on the bed who fell flat. Chuuya pulled on the chain again to make Dazai sit up. He then sat on his lovers lap and started to kiss him again while letting the collar loose scine it was leaving a mark.
Suddenly Chuuya felt something poke him.
"Take your hand fr-" Chuuya stopped midsentance.
He realized that Dazais hands were both on his back. Which meant that what was poking him was his husband's member. Chuuyas face became more red while he moved his head downwards. Dazai tilted his head so he could see his husband's face.
"Realization hit you" teased Dazai.
"Oh shut your horny ass up. "
Just then Dazai plopped Chuuya on the bed took his pants off, put lube on his fingers and started stretching his husbands entrance while he kissed him on his neck.
"Ngh... AHH~" Chuuya moaned loudly.
An evil grin appeared on Dazais face as he found his husbands G Spot.
"Can I? " asked Dazai.
"Just put it -"
Dazai didn't even let Chuuya finish his sentance he had already put it in.
"AHHH~"
Chuuyas back arched.
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Chuuya woke up and saw Dazai reading a book next to him.
"Good morning, how did you sleep?"Dazai asked the ginger.
"My ass hurts.You went to hard."complained Chuuya.
"I apologize for that but you were screaming my name and begging for more. I couldn't resist."
Chuuya trew a pillow at Dazais laughing face and turned around his back facing his husband.
END.