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“Hello, what can I get started for you?”
“Um, can I have another minute?”
“Of course, let me know when you are ready.” He says into his headset, already bored out of his skull. He looks over to Stede and they smile. Stede slowly walks over to him,
“How’s it going over here?”
“Living the dream Stedey, living the dream.”
“Want to make it a little more…. enjoyable,” he says tracing his finger around Ed’s tattoos.
“What are you thinking?”
“Maybe a little fun,” he says checking to make sure no one is around. He unzips his work pants and pulls out his already-hard dick.
“Stede,” Ed gasps, “Here? Now?”
Stede just smiles and strokes himself a few times.
“Turn around for me, love. Rest your arms on the counter.”
Without giving him a chance to reconsider, he turns around and undoes his pants. He glances over his shoulder to see Stede pull a small tube of lube out of his apron pocket. He ours a little into his hand, and messages Ed’s entrance. He slides one finger in and Ed begins rocking back on it.
“Eager aren't you, my love?”
“Please Stede,” he gasps as Stede adds a second finger,” Please I need you.”
“Patience, Edward. We don’t want you getting hurt.”
“Okay, I’m ready to order now!”
Fuck.
“Alrighty, what can I get started for you?” Ed responds, turning off his mic just in time to miss his gasp, as Stede pulls his fingers out.
“I’ll take a McChicken and a large coke”
Right as Ed turns his headset back on, Stede pushes his cock all the way to the base into Ed
“Ohhh hmmm, would you…. Fries… would you,” he turns his mic off, “fuck stede, you feel so good,”
“Would you like fries with that,”
“Um, yes. And actually, can I get that supersized?”
Stede laughs, “Yeah, Edward supersized?”
“Oh yes. Definitely supersized. Anything, fuck anything else?”
“Um no that's all.”
“Okay, $5.69 at the second window.”
“Hmm, .69 Eddie is that a request?”
“Fuck Stede, Please move faster. We can talk about that tonight.
“I think I’d much rather just stand here like this.”
“Please,” he begs, his head falling back onto Stede’s shoulder. After a moment, Stede starts moving fast and faster, rutting deep into Ed. The counter starts to beat against the wall with how hard and fast they are moving.
“Fuck Ed, you take me so well. I’m not gonna last much longer.”
“Me either darling,” he says stroking his cock in time with Stede’s thrusts.
“Oh fuck mhhhh” Stede moans as he comes, filling Ed.
He quickly grabs a napkin, and wraps the head of Ed’s cock, barely catching it in time for Ed’s release.
Ed drops his head onto the counter, and Stede lays against him, still buried deep inside of him. Slowly he pulls out, causing them both to moan at the feeling. He grabs another napkin and cleans himself up, and grabs the headset from Ed, “Hi welcome to Mcdonald's what can I get started for you.”