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# edens-ultimates | WE'RE THE FUTURE BABY!!!!!!!
Welcome to #edens-ultimates!
This is the start of the #edens-ultimates channel. WE'RE THE FUTURE BABY!!!!!!!
Welcome, TOZU BOT. We hope you brought cake. ()
22 December 2022
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aight bois u know what time it is
TOP TEN DAMON CRINGE MOMENTS
SHARE UR FAVS
Master Debater ()
What?
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I WILL START. so damon only eats pizza with cheese and olives and nothing else like. what the fuck is up with that
🦁⚔️ lion with SWORD ()
I once saw Damon get into a debate with a retail worker because he read a price tag wrong!
user28967234673901 ()
he has a Reddit account
💅slay ()
he didn't know the difference between dr martens and combat boots!!
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he is british
Master Debater ()
I literally am not.
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he doesn't thank the bus driver
Master Debater ()
I don't even take public transport!
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EVEN worse. he thinks he is above the middle class and our accessible transportation methods
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he claps at the end of a movie
Master Debater ()
How would you know? We've never seen a movie together.
paypal.me/kai_monteago ()
ok? lets change that then
Master Debater ()
No.
user28967234673901 ()
he's an elon musk apologist
💅slay ()
he wears sweater vests in the middle of summer!
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homophobic
paypal.me/kai_monteago ()
not subscribed to me on youtube
Master Debater ()
Now you're all just making stuff up.
Except the sweater thing. Which is reasonable. I'm cold-blooded.
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calls himself 'cold-blooded' unironically
Master Debater ()
I don't see anything wrong with that.
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doesn't see anything wrong with calling himself 'cold-blooded' unironicly
Master Debater ()
*unironically
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corrects typos
Master Debater ()
I'm just going to stop talking.
paypal.me/kai_monteago ()
ULTIMATE DEBATER: DEFEATED BY FACTS AND LOGIC
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LETS FUCKIGN GOOOOOOOO
💅slay ()
aww damon!! we're just kidding around haha
M4YH3M ()
why did damon's cringe comp revive this chatroom
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we're united in a common goal
🦈🏹 SHARK WITH GUN ()
yeah actually this is the first time the chatroom has been used in forever?
what does the new bot do @TOZU BOT
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TOZU BOT IS MY GREATEST CREATION
paypal.me/kai_monteago ()
her son
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he does so many things
FOR EXAMPLE
!time
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The time is currently 12:20pm!
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INCREDIBLE
AMAZING
HOW DOES HE DO IT
user28967234673901 ()
..but you can see the time above discord messages
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AND WHAT OF IT?
🐥🗡️ duck with knife ()
aww.. I think the bot telling the time is kind of cute haha
is he like, a goat?
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he's my scrunkly scrimblo blorby scrunge
🐥🗡️ duck with knife ()
…what?
🦈🏹 SHARK WITH GUN ()
what does that mean in English?
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yeah he's a goat lmao
paypal.me/kai_monteago ()
he's damon's fursona
Master Debater ()
Huh?
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he also does THIS
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oooo!!!!
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SO GOOD LUCK HIDING FROM US NOW, LURKERS
M4YH3M ()
shit
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oh!! hi wenona!
🐥🗡️ duck with knife ()
Well there's proof that the new bot works haha!
VICTORY ROYALE ()
Would someone care to explain the recent name changes in the chatroom?
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no
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VICTORY ROYALE ()
…
That explains enough.
💅slay ()
aha yep! cass changed around some ppl's names recently
🦁⚔️ lion with SWORD ()
Not everyone's names though :)
Master Debater ()
I guess my name was among those that got changed.
For once, though, I can't say it's disagreeable. I'm quite happy with the new name.
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ohgmfgfjghsd NO ONE tell him
Master Debater ()
…tell me what?
paypal.me/kai_monteago ()
NOTHING AT ALL
Master Debater ()
…
VICTORY ROYALE ()
Okay. I'm sure I'll regret asking this, but why is my name 'victory royale'? What is the relevance?
M4YH3M ()
oh boy
hon hon me hearties 🏴☠🥖 ()
well wenona, have you ever heard of a video game known as… 'Fortnite'?
VICTORY ROYALE ()
Of course I've heard of it. I simply don't see the relevance to me as an individual.
hon hon me hearties 🏴☠🥖 ()
well, perhaps cassidy meant your chat name as a compliment! see, a 'Victory Royale' in 'Fortnite' refers to when you and your crew scores first place in the game
💅slay ()
u could try it out w/ us sometime wenona!! cass, kai, jean and i play fortnite sometimes ^o^
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i carry the team :~)
hon hon me hearties 🏴☠🥖 ()
i think cassidy is the one more often leading us to victory..
💅slay ()
yesss usually cass is the one who puts all the work in hahaha ^^"
paypal.me/kai_monteago ()
OUCH
💅slay ()
but as i said! you could totally join us if you want wenona!
VICTORY ROYALE ()
Respectfully, I'd rather do literally anything else.
paypal.me/kai_monteago ()
OUCHHHH
VICTORY ROYALE ()
And despite the explanation, I STILL do not see the purpose of my chatname.
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Fortnite is an online video game developed by Epic Games and released in 2017. It is available in three distinct game mode versions that otherwise share the same general gameplay and game engine: Fortnite Battle Royale, a free-to-play battle royale game in which up to 100 players fight to be the last person standing; Fortnite: Save the World, a cooperative hybrid tower defense-shooter and survival game in which up to four players fight off zombie-like creatures and defend objects with traps and fortifications they can build; and Fortnite Creative, in which players are given complete freedom to create worlds and battle arenas. Save the World and Battle Royale were released in 2017 as early access titles, while Creative was released on December 6, 2018. While the Save the World and Creative versions have been successful for Epic Games, Fortnite Battle Royale in particular became an ov
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LMFAO??
💅slay ()
ahaha…. ^^"
Master Debater ()
What the hell…
VICTORY ROYALE ()
Well, that was an absolute waste of time.
Good day.
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🦈🏹 SHARK WITH GUN ()
she has such a way with words
Master Debater ()
Well, she makes more sense than 90% of this chat group.
🐥🗡️ duck with knife ()
who else got new chat names?
LIFE IS A HIGHWAY ()
@M4YH3M
IS YOURS NEW?
M4YH3M ()
why.. are you speaking in all caps
LIFE IS A HIGHWAY ()
THIS IS JUST HOW I ROLL
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this guy gets it
M4YH3M ()
ok. um
well my chat name isn't entirely new.. it was just 'MAYHEM' before
but cassidy replaced some of the letters with numbers i think
💅slay ()
ohhh haha, with the numbers it kinda reminds me of this one webcomic!
M4YH3M ()
.
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💅slay ()
(°ロ°) !
um?? did i say something wrong…
🦁⚔️ lion with SWORD ()
I don't think so?
user28967234673901 ()
don't worry about it
💅slay ()
omg SORRY ;_; i just was trying to remember the comic name??
what was it called…
🦁⚔️ lion with SWORD ()
Do you remember what it was about? Maybe we can try googling it!
user28967234673901 ()
diana. ingrid.
don't do this
💅slay ()
??? what am i doing wrong omg i'm so sorry..
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hey don't bully di
user28967234673901 ()
kai. you do not understand what is at stake here
💅slay ()
no it's fine! i can't remember the name anyways so we can just move on! XD
@🐥🗡️ duck with knife @🦁⚔️ lion with SWORD @🦈🏹 SHARK WITH GUN u guys have super cute names btw!! love the matching theme hehe
🐥🗡️ duck with knife ()
oh! Thank you diana..
🦈🏹 SHARK WITH GUN ()
:) thx
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YOU KNOW WHO DOESNT HAVE A CUTE FUCKING NAME
ME
THE FUCK IS THIS EVEN SUPPOSED TO MEAN
LIFE IS A HIGHWAY ()
WHY ARE YOU YELLING?
GOLF DEEZ NUTS LMAO ()
FUCKA YOU THATS WHY
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do not fear grace. i shall explain your chat name to you
but first i have a question
GOLF DEEZ NUTS LMAO ()
huh
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grace… have you ever heard of…
ligma?
GOLF DEEZ NUTS LMAO ()
what
the FUCK
is ligma
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omg
💅slay ()
oh no..
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
LIGMA BALLS
GOLF DEEZ NUTS LMAO ()
WHAT
OH
CASSIDY AMBER YOUR FUCKING DEAD
Master Debater ()
*you're
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
GOLF DEEZ NUTS LMAO ()
DO NOT FUCKING TEST ME
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YOU THINK I AM SCARED OF YOU
YOUR POWER LEVEL DOES NOT EVEN COMPARE TO MINE
LIFE IS A HIGHWAY ()
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT?
GOLF DEEZ NUTS LMAO ()
CASSIDYS IMPENDING FUCKING DEATH THAT'S WHAT
user28967234673901 ()
so this is what they mean when they say 'unstoppable force meets immovable object'...
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Lawyer Man ()
Um…
Could I ask that you all refrain from such.. explicit language?
Toshiko is in this chatroom, after all.
GOLF DEEZ NUTS LMAO ()
CUNT
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JHSDFUDKM/????
GOLF DEEZ NUTS LMAO ()
THATS WHAT I FUUUCKING THOUGHT
paypal.me/kai_monteago ()
DEFEATED? IN JUST ONE WORD?
GOLF DEEZ NUTS LMAO ()
ANYWAYS WHERE WERE WE
💅slay ()
>.< guyssssss
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I BELIEVE YOU WERE CHALLENGING ME TO A DUEL
user28967234673901 ()
we need a spam bot to control the excessive caps lock…
🦈🏹 SHARK WITH GUN ()
isn't cassidy the admin of this server? i doubt we could get her to agree to something like that
GOLF DEEZ NUTS LMAO ()
IF BY DUEL YOU MEAN ME PUNCHING YOUR FUCKING LIGHTS OUT THEN YEAH
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um
i hate to interrupt
(like, really, i want no part in this)
but i just saw wolfgang speedwalking towards the dorm area?
grace, i think he's looking for you
GOLF DEEZ NUTS LMAO ()
,
HAH?
🦈🏹 SHARK WITH GUN ()
oh no, he's out for blood
GOLF DEEZ NUTS LMAO ()
HAAAA???
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LOLLL RUN GRACE
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THE DEVIL SHIVERS WHEN A NICE GUY LOSES HIS PATIENCE
GOLF DEEZ NUTS LMAO ()
THE FUCKS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN
@🐥🗡️ duck with knife
@🐥🗡️ duck with knife
@🐥🗡️ duck with knife @🐥🗡️ duck with knife @🐥🗡️ duck with knife
🐥🗡️ duck with knife ()
Uh.. yes?
GOLF DEEZ NUTS LMAO ()
LET ME HIDE IN YOUR ROOM IM BEHIGN HUNTED
🐥🗡️ duck with knife ()
Oh um.. ok!
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🦈🏹 SHARK WITH GUN ()
bringing eloise into this… that's low
user28967234673901 ()
why would she dox herself like that
paypal.me/kai_monteago ()
i'm thinking an ivory casket
or maybe viking style funeral
hon hon me hearties 🏴☠🥖 ()
VIKING FUNERAL
💅slay ()
grace isnt gonna die!! we dont need a funeral!!!
hon hon me hearties 🏴☠🥖 ()
okay, listen. it's not like i want grace to die or anything
but by god
we could have an AMAZING viking funeral
💅slay ()
GRACE IS NOT GOING TO DIE!!!!!!
hon hon me hearties 🏴☠🥖 ()
so what happens in a viking funeral is that the deceased is placed on a boat which is sent out to sea
💅slay ()
JEAN
hon hon me hearties 🏴☠🥖 ()
and then someone shoots a flaming arrow at the ship, setting it alight
it is a BEAUTIFUL tradition
and i bet grace would love it
🦁⚔️ lion with SWORD ()
it… certainly does sound like it'd pique her interest?
🦈🏹 SHARK WITH GUN ()
i'll shoot the arrow :)
💅slay ()
GUYS!!!!!!!!!
Master Debater ()
Kind of sounds like a waste of a good boat.
Have you considered something less valuable? Like a surfboard?
💅slay ()
DAMONNNNNN
Master Debater ()
Or maybe a used mattress?
💅slay ()
THIS IS WHY YOU'RE CRINGE DAMON!!!!! BECAUSE YOUR MEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Master Debater ()
…
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oh my god
she killed him
Master Debater ()
*you're
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WOAH
💅slay ()
(ಥ﹏ಥ)
paypal.me/kai_monteago ()
too far man
i can excuse correcting typos and having a reddit account but i draw the line at correcting di's typos
Master Debater ()
And I should care because?
paypal.me/kai_monteago ()
im filing for DIVORCE
Master Debater ()
WE'RE NOT EVEN MARRIED.
🦁⚔️ lion with SWORD ()
@💅slay where are these text emojis you're using coming from darl? They're very cute!
💅slay ()
oh!! they r kaomojis!
http://kaomoji.ru/en/ hehe (＠＾◡＾)
🦁⚔️ lion with SWORD ()
Adorable! thank you! (⁀ᗢ⁀)
user28967234673901 ()
have we all forgotten that grace is being murdered at this very moment
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we hate to see a girlboss losing
🦈🏹 SHARK WITH GUN ()
so viking funeral?
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ah right on time
any updates eloise?
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WHO WON
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who died??
🐥🗡️ duck with knife ()
Um.. no one died!
Wolfgang just walked in and took Grace by the shoulders and said "why are you like this"
He sounded… very tired ^^"
Then he left! So Grace is alive and well
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disappointing
🦈🏹 SHARK WITH GUN ()
wolfgang needs a break i swear
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I FUCKING LIVED LMAAOOOOOOOOOO
💅slay ()
°˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖° u lived!!!
GOLF DEEZ NUTS LMAO ()
what the FUCK is that little face
💅slay ()
ohh.. its a kaomoji!
GOLF DEEZ NUTS LMAO ()
a what
how do i get 1
💅slay ()
http://kaomoji.ru/en/ !!!
GOLF DEEZ NUTS LMAO ()
oh sick
(＃￣0￣)
(눈_눈)
凸(`△´＃)
fuck yea
user28967234673901 ()
well while grace discovers the wonders of technology, i'm gonna grab lunch
any1 at the cafeteria?
Master Debater ()
I'm heading there now. I need a screen break.
🦁⚔️ lion with SWORD ()
I reckon we could all do with a little screen break right about now!
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weak
i could do this all day
🦁⚔️ lion with SWORD ()
C'mon, darl. Come get lunch with all of us!
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,
ok yea im pretty hungry
3:27 PM
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!time
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It is currently 3:27pm!
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thx king
M4YH3M ()
are u going to do that every time
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i just like involving tozu bot in the conversation
dont u think he gets lonely
M4YH3M ()
…uh
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Hello, everyone.
🦈🏹 SHARK WITH GUN ()
wolfgang!
💅slay ()
dadgang!!!!
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DADGANG!!!!
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single father of 15, how does he do it
🐥🗡️ duck with knife ()
How are you feeling, wolfgang?
Lawyer Man ()
Me? I'm doing just fine.
I'm sorry if I confused anyone with my actions earlier. I simply wanted to speak with Ms. Madison about her online conduct.
GOLF DEEZ NUTS LMAO ()
(凸ಠ益ಠ)凸
💅slay ()
∑(O_O;)
🐥🗡️ duck with knife ()
(・_・;)
Lawyer Man ()
…?
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everyone run the girls r breaking out the kaomojis
Lawyer Man ()
Um. Anyways.
I must say, I… resent the implication that I was intending to hurt- or even kill- Ms. Madison! I would never enact any sort of violence against a woman.
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oh so he is based
Lawyer Man ()
Based…? I don't know what that means.
I'm a feminist.
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OH? SLAY?
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SLAAAAAAAAAAAY
Lawyer Man ()
What?! No! The point is that I'm NOT slaying any women!
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SLAY
Lawyer Man ()
No! NOT slay! Unslay!
💅slay ()
oh my gosh….
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SUPPORT WOMEN'S RIGHTS ()
Yes! This is correct.
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oh but i'm not done
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(⌐■_■)
user28967234673901 ()
why r you only talking in kaomojis
ALSO SUPPORT WOMEN'S WRONGS ()
mind ya damn business fuckass
SUPPORT WOMEN'S RIGHTS ()
GRACE.
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Hello, my friends and colleagues!
💅slay ()
hi toshi!!!
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Hello, Toshiko. How are you today?
ALSO SUPPORT WOMEN'S WRONGS ()
lol gremlin
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...I'll choose to ignore that last comment.
But, hello to you both, Diana and Wolfgang! I am feeling quite content today.
I noticed there was a conversation earlier that took place while I was not around to contribute. I would like to remedy that now!
M4YH3M ()
please tell me it's not the fortnite conversation
or the conversation about the unnamed webcomic
💘wattpad author💘 ()
What? No. I have no interest in either of those!
It was the discussion of Damon's directory of disorderly conducts!
Or 'cringe compilation', as you were all referring to it as. I have another entry for the collection!
Master Debater ()
Oh, piss off.
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DAMON.
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how could you damon
using such harsh language in front of such a small creature
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For once, I am in agreement with Ms. Madison.
Master Debater ()
…
You know what?
If I can't say a damn thing in this chat without being yelled at, I'm just going to use those stupid emojis the girls have been sending.
(╬ Ò﹏Ó)
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oh my god
i have got to get in on this
(^˵◕ω◕˵^)ノ✿
damon this is for you (it's a flower)
Master Debater ()
( O﹏O)ノ✿
( O﹏O)ノ🔥
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OH MY GOD
MY FLOWER??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!
｡･ﾟﾟ*(>д<)*ﾟﾟ･｡ <-------- ME CRYING
Master Debater ()
(◕‿◕)
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Um… okay, then. That was lovely, you two.
Toshiko, you had something to say, yes?
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Yes!
My addition to Damon's cringe compilation is that he has me blocked on Twitter!
SUPPORT WOMEN'S RIGHTS ()
…Huh.
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WHAT
how COULD he
Master Debater ()
Oh my god. Toshiko, I told you I'd block you if you kept arguing with me on the site.
Don't act as if this is my fault.
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You're saying it is MY fault?! It is not my fault that you insist on saying such asinine things so publicly! I simply must dispute them!
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lbr damon was probably just mad that he kept getting ratio'd by a 14 year old
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LOLLL TRUEEEE
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…That has nothing to do with it.
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Some people are so egotistical they simply cannot handle the truth.
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wait damon whats ur twitter
i dont think i have u on here
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It's @realdamonmaitsu_.
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the REAL damon maitsu?!?!?!
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THE ONE AND ONLY!
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cool i will add u now :~)
,
WHY AM I BLOCKED>!?>!>!???!?!?!?!?!?
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(◕‿◕)
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DAMONNNNNNNNNN WHY DO U DO THIS TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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ooo i like ur twitter layout damon! very professional :o
and ur verified too!! thats so cool!!
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holup
how is HE verified
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What's that supposed to mean?
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that ur fuckin irrlevant lmfao
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Grace, please mind your language.
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well if i click on the checkmark it says he's subscribed to twitter blue!!
dunno what that means but i guess that's how?
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OH MY GOD
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OH MY GODDDDDDD
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BRO? MY GUY MY PAL?
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NEW ENTRY IN THE DAMON CRINGE COMPILATION JUST DROPPEDDDD
THIS MF PAID FOR TWITTER!!!!!!!!!!!!
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For crying out loud…
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i… shouldnt have said anything huh (⌒_⌒;)
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People waste money on such meaningless things…
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You aren't even old enough to do your own taxes and you're lecturing ME about money?
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Damon, be nice.
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Why am I the only one getting told off?
(ノ°益°)ノ
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(≖､≖╬)
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(‡▼益▼)
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ヽ( `д´*)ノ
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are they… fighting with kaomojis?
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we're straight up witnessing damon lose an emoji fight to a child
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No one is fighting! We are all friends here.
▯▯▯▯▯▯
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?
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,
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LOL
WHAT IS THAT MEANT TO BE
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Did I… not do it right?
I was trying to use one of those text faces…
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this idiot doesnt know how to use kaomojis
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Sorry, wolfgang… it just looks like a collection of squares :c
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Oh.
It looks fine on my screen.
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It must be some sort of technology error. I'm sure you will get it correct next time, Wolfgang!
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now he's being consoled by a 12 year old LOLL
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I'M FOURTEEN.
5:38 PM
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where tf did everyone disappear to
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i think we're all still here
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Yes, I never left.
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well i mean i didn't go anywhere
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ya i'm here! think the chat just went quiet for a lil bit ^^
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Most people probably just realized there's better things we could be doing with our time then fight in a virtual chatroom.
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ok then why r u still here?
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…
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lmao gottem
anyway
guys. i am pezzed rn
pezzing out
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Um…
What?
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yeah
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bro ur pezzed?
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u fucking kno it
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What is… pez?
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this idiot doesn't know what pez is
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?!
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do you have any pez left over
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no sry
i pezzed out
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DUDE… YOU HAVE TO LEAVE SOME PEZ FOR THE REST OF US!
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BRO WHY ARE YUO YELLING?
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why is there so much yelling in this chat all the time..
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THE CAPSLOCK KEY ON MY COMPUTER GOT STUCK!
SORRY! THIS IT HOW IT HAS TO BE!
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OH OK!
COOL!
I JUST TYPE THIS WAY BECAUSE IT LOOKS COOLER!
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guys?? we're going off topic
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What was the original topic? ^^"
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pez
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PEZ
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I don't think we should keep talking about this…
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? why
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cass! where do u get ur pez from? 😯
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Diana??
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i kno a guy :)
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oh really??
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ya.. the one and only wally martin
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OHH haha i see!
i thought u actually knew some sort of pez dealer heh xp
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(opens trench coat) hey kid wanna buy some pez
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thats actually how it was at my high school!! we had a whole pez dealer
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AYO?
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WAIT HOW DOES THAT WORK?
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At your high school? A dealer?
How long ago was this? Do you remember who it was? His name?
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well there were a couple actually! it was a whole thing
like they would camp out behind the school or on the rooftop and kids would pay them money for pez hahaha
it was expensive too! but worth it i guess? :o
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ur telling me kids are out here making bank off of PEZ and i've been trying to make a living off of social media???
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This is… alarming…
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i've been doing it all wrong….
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seems like you've been doing pretty alright for yourself
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aight di that's it
u and me are gonna pay a visit to my good buddy wally martin and get STOCKED up on pez
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ahaha sounds fun!
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Nope, nope, I'm shutting this conversation down right here.
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huh
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????????
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wtf why
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It should be obvious!
There are children in this chat- Diana is one of them! And you are talking about bringing her to some sort of dealer- to get 'stocked up' on illicit substances?!
Cassidy! I knew you could be reckless, but this is taking it too far!
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BRO
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OH MY GOD
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WHAT DO U THINK PEZ IS?????
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ohh……. ^^" wolfgang pez isn't a drug
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What?
Diana, that may be what people tell you, but it's obvious by the way the others are speaking about it.
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DUDE ITS
A TYPE OF CANDY
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IM CACKLING
BROOOOO
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It's very clearly not!
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Wolfgang, darl, it's a candy.. 🙂
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LOL U ACTUALLY THOUGHT IT WAS A FUCKING DRUG
DUMBASS SOYBOY
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Grace I do not need your opinion right now
Also please tone down the language
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┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐
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…
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^^" don't be embarrassed wolfgang! you were just.. being vigilant
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HE IS NOT PEZZING OUT
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HES NOT PEZZED!!!!!
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See! Why would they say things like 'pezzing out' if it was not some sort of narcotic?!
And who is this 'Wally Martin' if not a drug dealer?!
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my best friend
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…you're best friends with a drug dealer?
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and what of it?
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She's joking, Wolfgang! Wally Martin… Cassidy's saying you can buy PEZ from Walmart.
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WALMART ROADTRIP?
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AYO?
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I… I see.
So pez… really is just a candy then?
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Yes. This is PEZ. It's a candy.
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,
MARIO????????????????????????????????????
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OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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UIOSDFHDGFDHBDFJFHGJKF??????
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eva's only contribution to this chatroom and it's.. PEZ mario
I can respect the hell out of that
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THAT TOOK ME OUT BRO IM ON THE FLOOR
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I…
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THE PEZ GOT HIM
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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(｡•́︿•̀｡) aw!! do you guys think he is ok?
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┐(￣ヮ￣)┌
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i think his mental state declines every time he enters this chat
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Mine does as well.
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damon. thoughts on pez?
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(￢_￢)
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kaomoji damon is so funny i love him
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🤨
🏳️🌈?
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hm? what? pardon?
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( ´-ω･)︻┻┳══━一
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OH FGUCKG HE'S GOT A GUN
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:( guys we probably upset wolfgang
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pissbabys twenty fucking two years old
he'll live
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grace!! (＞ｍ＜)
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ψ( ` ∇ ´ )ψ
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you guys should not have taught grace how to use kaomojis
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🔥🔥🔥ψ( ` ∇ ´ )ψ🔥🔥🔥
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(」＞＜)」
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o(TヘTo)
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↑_(ΦwΦ)Ψ
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why does every conversation we have get derailed like this
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(^=◕ᴥ◕=^)
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ok right! as i said!
we should apologize to wolfgang!
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for what exactly
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umm… well…….
for all the swear words!!
and for laughing at him when he messed up his kaomoji!
and the pez thing!!!
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but that was all funny so its ok
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cass!!!!!
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ughhhhh fineeeeeee
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and maybe we could also do something to show our appreciation to him! he is always looking out for all of us, after all ^^
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im straight up convinced that if di and wolfgang weren't here we all would have ripped each other to shreds months ago
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oh, for sure.
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there's still time for that to happen
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well I think it's a lovely idea, Diana!
Maybe we could get Wolfie a gift of some kind? Anyone know what he likes?
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pez
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Anyone else?
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WHAT
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i like the pez idea
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yeah let's get him pez
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DO WE ACTUALLY GET TO GO ON A WALMART ROADTRIP?
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Wait, hold on… guys, we have to get him something better than PEZ…
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I'LL DRIVE
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oh god
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HELL YEAH
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i meannn…. i dont mind the pez idea!!
like, look at how cute some of these dispensers are!
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aww…
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Well.. if YOU'RE okay with it Diana, I guess I can't stop ya?
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YESSS
PEZ WINS AGAINNN
ok so whos coming to walmart
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I'd love to!
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SUP
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✋
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meeeee
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eh, why not
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AYE AYE
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…I actually need to do some grocery shopping. So why the hell not.
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OK COOL
wait thats more than will fit in 1 car
do we have a second driver???
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I'll drive the second car!
Master Debater ()
Dibs on being in that car.
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:( aw damon
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THOSE WHO WANNA GO FAST
COME JOIN THE JETTMOBILE!!!!!!!
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HELL YEAHHHHHHHHH
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how about diana, cassidy and kai in jett's car, and the rest of us in ingrid's?
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So that's… you, me, Jean, and Ingrid in that car then?
That's acceptable.
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SOUNDS GOOD TO ME!
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wait i changed my mind i'm coming with
and im goin in ingrids car
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Oh for the love of God…
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lmao
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Hey, the more the merrier, right? :D
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aight we good?? where we dropping???
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dropping what? :o
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dropping DEEZ lmao
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oh ofc!! i think there's one more spot in jett's car, u can join us toshi!
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ok no
u guys are trying to apologize to wolfgang, not kill his favorite child
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Hm?
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just saying. jett drives really fast
ur soul may leave your body
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Oh…
I'm sure I could handle it!
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Um… he does have a point, though, darl.
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MARK'S NOT WRONG!
WE'RE ALL ABOUT SPEED OVER HERE
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✌️✌️✌️
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ok so just move damon to the jettmobile and toshiko can go with ingrid
problem solved 😜
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Oh- that works!
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WHAT?
No, hold on. Why me?
Move Grace instead!
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hahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahha
no
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u heard her
welcome to the jettmobile damon!
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aww dont worry damon! it'll be ok!!
jetts driving cant be too scary ♡( ◡‿◡ )
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you don't have, to go you know
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I'm not scared. And I'm going.
Whatever. Screw it. Death car it is.
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LETS GOOOOOOOO
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yay!!!!
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HELL YEAHHHHHHH
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THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!
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Well, let's head out then!
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Keep us updated while you're out guys.. and stay safe c':
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i mean, we're just going to walmart
i'm sure nothing will go wrong
7:48 PM
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i can't believe nothing actually went wrong
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Oh awesome! are you guys done with shopping then? :o
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almost! we've been pretty thorough
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…Cassidy and Kai bought literally ALL the pez they could find.
Money that could have been spent on better things…
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like twitter blue?
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lol
Master Debater ()
…
Okay, point taken.
But aside from that, it's as Desmond said. Things went smoothly.
Even Jett's driving was remarkably normal.
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woah
that's a first
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MARK.. DO YOU NOT LIKE THE WAY I DRIVE
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what? no
im fine with it
i just thought ppl who havent been in a car with u before would be like
scared idk
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OH. OK!
THANKS :D
M4YH3M ()
:)
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We've obtained quite the PEZ collection, if I do say so myself!
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We grabbed some non-PEZ things too, just in case!
Chocolates, cookies… this is going to be one heck of a gift basket!
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I'm sure wolfgang will love it! ;v;
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I sure hope so!
anyways, we'll be heading back now. See you all soon!
8:11 PM
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um. can anyone from the jettmobile tell me why you guys turned there?
i don't think this is the right way?
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ok then why r u guys following us
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Ingrid believed maybe you were taking a shortcut!
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Yeah, no, this is definitely not the right way.
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well, we can just turn around.
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wait yeah where tf are we
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we're on an adventure!
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aye! we are simply going wherever the wind takes us!
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oh!! jean, ur capslock is fixed!
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no, i'm merely on my phone instead of PC, the problem will persist when we return home!
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IF we return home
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Are we… somehow lost?
Master Debater ()
Just turn around.
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theres too many cars, i dont think theres anywhere safe to turn :(
um… i dont recognize this street at all? where are we???
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lol
did u guys not fucking notice
we took a wrong turn like 20 minutes ago
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what?
💅slay ()
ooooooh…
Master Debater ()
WHY WOULD YOU NOT SAY THAT SOONER?
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was playing temple run
couldnt lose my high score
idiot
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This has been the most infuriating day of my life.
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love that for u
Master Debater ()
Ugh.
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Are you guys going to be okay? ;; do you have any idea where you are?
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we'll figure something out soon enough i'm sure!!! no one worry!
9:41 PM
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Okay, i'm really worried..
we haven't heard anything in over an hour! Maybe they somehow drove out to somewhere with no reception and are REALLY lost now…
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well if it's any solace
ingrid's car has a pretty good chance of survival
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huh? ;;
user28967234673901 ()
ingrid's strength, desmond's shooting skills, jean's leadership… i like their chances
not sure what toshiko and grace bring to the team but i'm sure they're good for something
jett's car, on the other hand…
they're goners for sure.
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what
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WHAT?! ;_;
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WHAT
THE SLANDER
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CASS! are you guys okay? ;o;
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yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssss
?
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what exactly does the '?' mean in this context
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Well… my car may have broken down a lil.
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Oh no!!
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Yeahh… she ain't moving anytime soon 😅
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AND MY CAR MAY HAVE PUNCTURED A TIRE
AND BY PUNCTURED A TIRE I MEAN THE TIRE FELL OFF
WE DO NOT KNOW WHERE IT IS
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how… did you manage that?
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I'll tell you how he bloody managed it.
By turning a corner at the SPEED OF GODDAMNED SOUND.
…That's how.
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I MAY HAVE FORGOTTEN WHAT KIND OF CAR I WAS DRIVING
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But.. everyone's alright? no one's hurt? ;v;
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we're all ok!!!
well, damon is very angry
but physically hes ok!!!
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I'm never getting in a car with any of you EVER again.
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Oh well…
Is there anything we can do to help? We can come pick you guys up!
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don't stress it, we're figuring out our options
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;v; if you say so…
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I'm sure we'll come up with something!
Nothing Eden's best and brightest can't solve!
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YEAH!!! go team!!!!
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WOOO
10:28 PM
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Someone get me the hell out of here.
They're singing. Everyone has stopped talking about how to get back and has started SINGING.
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NOTHING A GOOD SEA SHANTY CAN'T FIX!
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Is this what hell is like?
11:12 PM
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Anyone here?
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I think almost everyone has gone to sleep.
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Eva. Help me.
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What do you expect me to do about it?
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I DON'T KNOW
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This is out of my control, Damon.
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lmfao ended
12:12 AM
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UH
HEY GUYS
DONT SUPPOSE ANY OF U AT HOME KNOW WHY THERES A FUCKING HELICOPTER ZEROING IN ON US RN?
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oh, the hitman i ordered finally arrived
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what!!!!
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omg u shouldnt have <3
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how are you guys still stranded?
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well…
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we got off topic
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By 'off topic' he means 'distracted by idiocy'.
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GUYS THE FUCKING COPTER WONT GO AWAY
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Maybe it's there to help!!
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WHO THE FUCK WOULD SEND A HELICOPTER OUR WAY????
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oh.
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that explains it
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OOOOHHHHHHHH
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First of all, it's a private jet, not a helicopter. Though I'm not surprised you wouldn't know the difference.
Now, let me clarify that this is not an action of charity.
As a student here, the reputation of Eden's Garden Academy is- regrettably- entangled with my own.
Were news to hit about my fellow students' utter stupidity, I would hate for it to reflect poorly upon myself.
Hence, the jet. Get in it. We'll have the cars towed and repaired.
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AWW.. SHE LOVES US
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I do not.
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I know you must be very frustrated with them right now wenona but um.. thank you very much for looking out for the others!
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I'm doing this for myself.
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SHE LOVES US! A TRUE MEMBER OF THE CREW!
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Stop it.
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CAN I FLY THE JET?
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No.
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well, i guess we'll see you guys soon?
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TO THE STARS AND BEYOND
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AND BEYONDDDDDD
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I TOLD YOU GUYS THIS WAS AN ADVENTURE!!!
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well i
WILL NOT TAKE A SINGLE STEP INTO YOUR VEHICLE OF CAPITALISM
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…What.
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THEY SAY YOU EITHER DIE A HERO OR LIVE LONG ENOUGH TO SEE YOURSELF BECOME A VILLAIN
SO PERHAPS THIS MEANS MY DEATH IS NEAR
BUT I WILL NEVER DESCEND INTO VILLAINY AND BETRAY MY CLASS
AWAY, PRIVATE JET!!!!! FLY HIGH INTO THE SKY WHERE YOU CAN NO LONGER POLLUTE THE LANDS WITH YOUR MONEY AND PRIVILEGE
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What the HELL are you talking about?
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WENONA
MY FATED RIVAL, MY ENEMY
WE ARE LIKE MARIO AND BOWSER. CLOUD AND SEPHIROTH. SONIC AND SHADOW
(MINUS THE HOMOEROTICISM)
I AM TOO VALIANT AND BRAVE A WARRIOR TO ACCEPT A HELPING HAND FROM THE DARK SIDE
AND SO!!! I WAVE GOODBYE TO YOUR PITIFUL JET AS IT ASCENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
I REJECT YOUR REALITY
AND SUBSTITUTE M
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…
What? Seriously, what?
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did her… phone run out of charge?
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umm, i think she was trying to say she didn't get on the jet?
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Oh…
Right, she isn't on board?
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She's NOT?
Whatever. Her loss. The rest of you got on, yes?
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yes!!! we're all here!!!
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holy fucking shit
@VICTORY ROYALE you still suck but i can admit this fucking rocks
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Have none of you been on a private jet before?
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I personally haven't! i'm pretty jealous of you guys right now haha…
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you can't see much since it's so dark, but i'll take some photos of the view for you?
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well i would say this was a VERY successful adventure
great work team
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now we just have to hope that cass gets home safe… somehow!!! (♡˙︶˙♡)
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i'm sure she'll be fine, she's a resourceful one
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i hope you're right…
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I hope I never have to speak to any of you ever again after this.
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DAMON.
4:37 AM
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DAMN RIGHT IT IS
I LIVEDDDD
I LIVEDDDDDDDDDD
ANOTHER WIN FOR THE WORKING CLASS
anyways new entry in damon's cringe compilation: he is a capitalist
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Cassidy…
…please go to sleep.
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ok yea good idea
8:26 AM
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Okay, hold on.
Why are you calling me a capitalist? I haven't share anything about my political inclinations.
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u got on the bourgeoisie jet
which makes u scum
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Okay, but EVERYONE got on the jet except you.
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yes and i am choosing to pardon all of them and blame you
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…
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just… default to kaomojis, damon
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(´• ω •`) i'm glad u got home safe cass!
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…why is there a basket of PEZ outside my dorm room?
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OH
ITS CAUSE WE'RE SORRY FOR LAUGHING AT YOU DADGANG
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SORRY!!!
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we couldn't choose what pez to get!! so we got all of it!!
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I… see.
This is very thoughtful.
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i had no part in this
just so you know.
i wanted to fill the basket with grenades
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…thank you for clarifying, Ms Madison.
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dynamite too
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I understand, Ms Madison.
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and acid
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Of course.
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ψ(▼へ▼メ)～→
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…I tried the text emoji again. Did it work that time?
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