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NARRATION - The Science Team's progress slows to a crawl. A certain someone, in an HEV suit, is struggling to keep his eyes open.
FREEMAN (ORANGE SUIT DICK SLIP) - He yawns suddenly. "Shit. Guys I think we should rest for the night."
GAY THOUGHTS - noo don't go to sleep yet your so sexy aha~
BENRY BENRY BENRY - "aw what? we were having so much fun though..."
FREEMAN (ORANGE SUIT DICK SLIP) - "What? Dude, we can continue this tomorrow. I'm going to sleep."
BENRY BENRY BENRY - "whatever bro... i don't care"
FREEMAN (ORANGE SUIT DICK SLIP) - "Oookay?" He turns to address everyone.
FREEMAN (ORANGE SUIT DICK SLIP) - "Alright, goodnight Coomer, goodnight Tommy."
DR. PUNCHOUT - "Goodnight Gordon!" There is a slight ringing sound as he falls to the floor limply.
BEST FRIEND TOMMY - "Goodnight Mr. Freeman!" He copies Dr. Coomer.
FREEMAN (ORANGE SUIT DICK SLIP) - "Goodnight Bubby and... goodnight benrey." He hesitates before he too goes limp, dead to the world.
BENRY BENRY BENRY - "he's always leaving... why is he always leaving?"
DR. (PROFESSOR?) BUBBY - "How the fuck should I know?" He says, trying very, very hard not to smile.
BENRY BENRY BENRY - "there's just- there's something *different* about him"
DR. (PROFESSOR?) BUBBY - "Different, of course."
BENRY BENRY BENRY - "not just 'cuz he doesn't have a passport... it's something else"
DR. (PROFESSOR?) BUBBY - "Something else, right." He inhales deeply.
DR. (PROFESSOR?) BUBBY - "And what exactly do you suppose that *something else* is?"
GAY THOUGHTS [Trivial: Success] - oh where to begin! his eyes~ his hair~ his laugh~
JOHNWICKLOVER1994 [Medium: Success] - fucking hell... go with hair it's the *least* cringey one...
BENRY BENRY BENRY - "his- his hair is really pretty... why is his hair so pretty?" before he can stop himself he squeaks out a single note of sweet voice
BLACK MESA SWEET VOICE - pink to mustard means i'm feeling flustered!
DR. (PROFESSOR?) BUBBY - He squints at benrey over the top of his glasses. "His *hair* is pretty."
BENRY BENRY BENRY - "that's weird right?"
DR. (PROFESSOR?) BUBBY - "His hair is pretty and that's weird."
DR. (PROFESSOR?) BUBBY - "..." He slaps a hand tightly over his mouth and turns away. He's shaking.
DR. (PROFESSOR?) BUBBY - He, abruptly, turns back and grabs benrey's shoulders. "We will continue this conversation later. Until then, I am- I'm going to bed!" that drawn out, high-pitched beep plays yet again and he joins the rest of the team on the floor.
BENRY BENRY BENRY - (sing sweet voice)
BLACK MESA SWEET VOICE - black and blue like it's bruised means i'm so confused!
BENRY BENRY BENRY - "i... i guess i'll just..." he climbs onto a crate and settles in for a long and sleepless night