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It was a normal day in the Nerima ward, Japan. At least, that's how it started. Ranma, contemplating what to do sitting in the corner of the room that she and her father have been staying in those present, could tell something wasn't right. Akane, feeling bad for causing the situation that led to this, tried to comfort the jittery Ranma but only received a wince from Ranma as she gently touched her arm. Ranma had just been through the shock of her life.
(Flashback) Shampoo began to ride her bike. She was extremely excited to see her love, and today, she had a special plan to ruin the relationship between Ranma and Akane! Busting through the wall like normal Shampoo was happy to see the family in their normal positions. The stupid panda and Soun were playing shogi on the porch leading to the tendo pond Kasumi just began walking out of the kitchen with an (oh my). Akane, on the other hand, was already fuming, her mind racing with the thought of Can't I go one day without dealing with one of Ranma's hussies? Ranma, on the other hand, was mad for a whole different reason. With a sigh said quietly Nabiki is gonna charge me a fortune to fix that wall. Standing up, Ranma began walking over to Shampoo and spoke with a raspy tone. Dam it, Shampoo, can't you use the door like a normal person? But Shampoo was grinning ear to ear with a calm flirty tone she spoke Shampoo is sorry Shampoo was just excited to see airen Shampoo save airen from gorilla girl.
Akane was not happy as she began to move forward to try to fight Shampoo only to stop after seeing Ranma get glomped by the busty Amazon. This only angered her further when Shampoo said airen take Shampoo out now and leave the Manish girl. Akane, red in the face, finally yelled the words that Ranma dreaded the most (RANMA NO BAKA!!!!!) Suddenly, a glowing mallet assaulted Ranma's lower jaw, sending the aquasexual flying. Seconds later, Ranma plummeted to the ground where his trajectory was slightly off from the normal ark, landing the aquasexual at the edge of the pond where there was only a tiny amount of water to slow her down, landing flat on her head. Ranma's vision began to flood to black.