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Why
Why is this happening
What is this ugly MACKERAL doing in his home!?!
He was just having a normal day , a great day in fact this was one of the best days he had in ages.
He had a day of from work so he decided to do some shopping and found some wine he’d been wanting to try for some time now but was too busy than he stumbled upon a nice hat in fact the hat was beautiful the best thing he’s seen in ages , oh his day was great.
But this ugly mackeral ruined his day with one glance.
He was gonna pull out his keys to open the door when he noticed it was unlocked.
He opened the door slowly because you could never know what would be on the other side
But he knew 3 things and that it would be
A:someone potentially dangerous
B:a robber
C:someone who he gave a spare key to.
But god did he never excpected to think it was Dazai.
Fuck he should’ve known it was him.
“What do you think your doing here? You fucking bastard?!” He yelled
“Oh Chibi your here was wondering when you were gonna come back, not that I already didn’t know tho”came the cheerful reply from u
The couch
“How long have you even been in here for!?”he felt his happiness from today run out just from seeing tha5 mackeral bastard
“Hmmmmm that’s a hard question to answer” came the reply”hmmmm maybe since this morning”
“This morning!?” He was getting confused “when this morning!?”
“Ugh don’t make me answer all you stupid questions Chibi, but around 2 or 3 am,”
Impossible he was still in house at 3 am
“Stop lying I was already here at that time” he was getting angrier and confused as they continued to talk
“Yeah but silly chu chu was sleeping and drooling aswell, ugh it’s too bad I couldn’t find your pens or markers at all!” Dazai replied with
A dramatic face “who knew you kept most of them in your office at work’ “but either way me drawing on your face or not I still took a nice picture of
you chu chu” the brunette said as pulled his phone out of his pocked to show a picture of chuuya sleeping in bed
‘BASTARD WHY DO YOU HAVE A PICTURE OF ME?” He felt like killing a certain mackeral today”DELETE IT!”
“Nahhhhhhh and surprised you forgot about half the words i just said”
“DELETE IT”
“IM NOT EVEN GOING TO ASK WHY YOU WERE IN MY HOME AT 3 IN THE FUCKING MORNING BECAUSE GOD KNOWS LOCKS CANT EVEN STOP YOUR SMARTASS SELF FROM GETTING IN HERE DAMMIT” he yelled even more as he activated his ability making everything around him float slowly
before all the items made their way towards the now standing up man in the room
“Awwww thank you Chibi I’m so great full for that compliment”
the man replied before dodging all the
Items “and I’m so great full for all of these are they for me?”
He said picking up one of the flowers he made float in the air with many other items”
“Awwww I’m so glad Chibi I though we were having our date in 5 more days but we can have one now!”
“I hate you”
“You love me”
He was having a great day