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2022-09-21
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Color Me Happy

Summary:

Sansa follows her ex-boyfriend to Harvard Law School. Hijinks ensue.

Notes:

The first scene is a jonsa rewrite of the scene in Legally Blonde when Elle runs into Emmett wearing the bunny costume. The story evolves from there. If you haven't seen Legally Blonde, you're gonna want to fix that because it's aces.

Chapter 1

Notes:

I added this note after I completed the story because it occurred to me that if you have never seen Legally Blonde you may not understand what is happening in this scene (although the rest should be self-explanatory). This story started out as a drabble that I did not intend to make a full story, and therefore, it feels like it starts in the middle of the action.

So to catch you up to everything that has happened at the point this fic starts, Sansa and Harry are a couple throughout college, and during their senior year, just as Sansa thinks he's about to propose, Harry breaks up with her. He's going to law school and has political aspirations, and he thinks that Sansa is not smart enough for that. The line in the movie is, "If I'm going to be a senator by the time I'm 30, I need a Jackie, not a Marilyn." Sansa decides to follow him to law school and applies and gets into Harvard Law. When she arrives, she tries to make friends with everyone but everyone looks down on her because of the dumb blonde stereotype. At one point, Myranda--Harry's old high school girlfriend with whom he has gotten back together--invites Sansa to a costume party. But it's a trick. It's a regular party and she's told Sansa the thing about the costumes to embarrass her. Sansa shows up as a bunny. Disappointed, talking to Harry, he affirms that she doesn't belong there. Frustrated and angry, she goes to buy a new computer, determined to show everyone her worth. She runs into Jon there (Jon is a lawyer and a TA for one of the professors), and that's the scene.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Sansa did a double take when she realized who was standing behind her in line.

Don’t ask,” she said, trying to stay focused on channeling her frustration at how the night had gone into her new purpose. Maybe she should have gone home and gotten out of the bunny costume first, instead of straight to the student store, but even if she’d been the butt of a joke, it was a good costume. Why let the time she spent getting ready go to waste? 

“Wasn’t gonna,” Jon responded quietly.

Sansa wasn’t looking at him but could hear a smile in his voice. Abruptly, she turned to face him. “Are you going to text Robb to tell him I’m making an ass of myself in law school?”

Jon blinked at her, confused. “Why would I do that?” 

Sansa shrugged. “I’m sure he told you that’s what he thought would happen.” 

Jon paused. “It was more concern that you were doing something—making such a big life choice—over a guy, but I told him it wasn’t really his business or mine so …”

She sighed, turning away again. “Never mind. I’m being stupid.”

“You got into Harvard Law, Sansa. The last thing you are is stupid.”

“Why do I always feel that way?” 

“In My Fair Lady, at the end, you know when Eliza says that a woman is a lady when she is treated like one?”

Sansa nodded.

“Feeling stupid works the same way—it’s usually about how other people treat you. Nice thing about that is if you ignore them, after a while the feeling goes away.” 

Sansa considered whether she could ignore Harry or his new uptight, stuck-up girlfriend or all the people—her now classmates—who had looked at her like an idiot, not just at the not-costume party but from the moment she stepped on campus. Of course, she couldn’t. 

But she could still prove herself. She clutched her new computer to her chest. She’d show them how smart, how valuable Sansa Stark could be.

She looked over her shoulder at him again and smiled. “Thanks, Jon.” 

Notes:

I wrote this tiny speck of a scene eons ago on a whim on Tumblr, after librarian-witchling posted about wanting a Legally Blonde AU.

As you can see, I've changed the LB story somewhat, so Jon and Sansa knew each other before she goes to Harvard, following the usual Modern AU set up of Jon being Robb's childhood friend.

This is nothing but dumb fluff, so enjoy accordingly.