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Stress Reliever

Summary:

You know, sometimes a person doesnt know how to summarize their work other than the characters fuck. Is it good? no clue.

Anyways, as the title says, Wildberry and Crunchy Chip fuck as a way to relieve stress.

Notes:

I refuse to believe that Wildchip isn't real. Devsisters told me they did.

Anyways, don't @ me if this isn't what you like.

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

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Wildberry couldn't sleep. It has been two days since they arrived in the Creme Republic and he didn't find himself fully enjoying himself there. Perhaps it was just him being homesick because he enjoyed the hot weather and smell of berries of his home. Wildberry sighed, feeling his mouth dry after he tried to gulp. He got up to grab a glass of water. After all, he was told that it was alright to roam around if he needed anything. Surprisingly, The place felt a lot like his Kingdom itself. House Madeleine felt similar to the room he stayed at in the kingdom, though not personalized for himself. It had its differences, thats what Wildberry was certain about as he headed out to the door.

On the way down the hall, he met his companion. Crunchy Chip just looked confused, along with the wolf that occupied him.
- "are you alright?" Wildberry whispered when he walked up to him.
- "Yea, I just can't find the backdoor- I gotta pee." The shorter male responded, looking up at him.
- "They have a bathroom here. They showed it to you."
- "Well- I- Dark Cacao Warriors never had those bathroom things, we peed outside! I'm not gonna stop that because I'm outside of the kingdom."
Wildberry shushed him. - "Quiet. You could wake up the others. And you can't just pee outside, some may find that indecent here."
- "Fine." Crunchy Chip huffed. "Then show me the way to the bathroom!"

Wildberry shushed him again, going to the door they were shown earlier that was the bathroom, opening it to check and turning to the other.
- "There you are. Now make sure you pee in the bowl too."
- "Yea, yea I know."
Crunchy Chip huffed again, nearly slamming the door as he closed it. Wildberry made sure he didn't though, and then went to grab his glass of water.

When he came back, Crunchy Chip was outside the bathroom door without his wolf this time. He looked at Wildberry but before the shortie could bother starting his sentence, Wildberry asked,
- "Did you flush?"
- "Yea, yea! I did." This time, Crunchy Chip was whisper shouting. If you can count that, he just sounded like he was normally talking but not as loud as his normal voice. - "Mind if I stay with you for a while? Like I said this morning, the bed is too comfortable!"
Wildberry nearly rolled his eyes. - "I dont mind... Im having trouble sleeping myself."
- "Great."
The taller started to lead him to his room, taking a seat on the bed when they got there while Crunchy Chip stood instead.

There was a lot of complaining, mostly from Crunchy Chip. About Creme Republic, about the soul jam nearly going missing, about the cookies in white masks, about Clotted Cream cookie, about the suspicious counsel members. Anything about this place, there was a possible complaint. Now he wasn't yelling, actually- he seemed quite calm compared to his usual tone, as if he was actually stressed out about all of this. Wildberry just listened along, only giving hums and nods as responses. It wasn't unusual that he had to hear venting from his peers, In fact, it was the same with Hollyberry and the day that Clotted Cream suggested spreading the soul jam. She complained about that for a while. But in this case, Wildberry couldn't agree more.

- "Perhaps you... and maybe me... need a stress reliever for the occasion." Wildberry said after a moment of silence from the finishing of the unhinged rant.
- "Stress reliever? A Dark Cacao warrior shouldn't need something as stupid as a stress reliever to take out their frustration!"
- "then what do YOU suggest?"
Crunchy Chip was silent for a while before he finally piped up, - "Fine! What's your idea?"

Actually, Wildberry didn't know. He was usually never stressed. I guess the silence spoke for itself. I mean, he did have one but he didnt know if Crunchy Chip was gay. He knew he himself was bisexual, he didnt need to hide it since the Hollyberrians had a huge population of queer people, including the queen herself. But the question remained if the other was as well.
- "Hm, well..." Now that he thought about it, the idea of something sexual to be a stress reliever is awkward to suggest.
- "What?" Crunchy Chip was obviously getting agitated. I mean, eventually the suggestion would come around so might as well bring it up now.
- "Perhaps some sexual relief could do first."

That froze the Commander.
- "s-sexual relief?! Why would we need to do that?"
- "Is it not natural for us to be tense down there?"
- "N-no! the Dark Cacao Warriors are never like that! We live with the tension!"
Then it hit Wildberry.

- "Crunchy Chip... are you perhaps a virgin?"
You could see the mans face heat up. - "W-what?! no!"
Silence.
- "Alright! Fine! Yes I am! Are you telling me you aren't?!"
- "You can say that."
Massive damage to the ego of Crunchy Chip.
- "Would you like me to help you then?"
Crunchy Chip scoffed, looking away. Clearly, he was trying to process this.
- "Wouldn't it be awkward? Like- This would be my first time and you-" He paused for a second. "You've already done this with a lot of people as far as I know!"
Wildberry was surprised that the other even let him see his more sensitive side at this moment. He kind of appreciated the honesty of his feelings.
- "Don't worry. I understand it wouldn't be perfect since it's your first time."
- "Really? You wouldn't want to stop at any time?"
- "I can assure you I won't."
Crunchy Chip paused some more, clearly trying to think of other bad thing that could turn Wildberry off.
- "If you don't want to, you can say no and we will move on."
- "no! i want to!"
- "really?"
- "I'm- I'm just unsure YOU really wanna do it with ME."
- "I do."
- "... Alright! Fine!"
•••
To be honest, Wildberry didn't expect the prideful warrior to say yes to his offer. But there he was- stroking off Crunchy Chip as he softly moaned, leaning back.
- "ah... you really have done this before."
Wildberry smiled. - "Surprised?"
- "a little..."
Wildberry continued, looking down to make sure hes doing the work right.
- "What about yourself?" Crunchy Chip spoke up after minutes of soft moaning.
- "I'll be alright."
- "That's unfair! I want you to be relieved to if I am."

He sighed, stopping for a moment, getting up, taking his pants and underwear off. The surprise on the commanders was obvious. He was quite large as hes been told.
- "Holy shit-"
- "May I continue then?"
- "uh-"
Wildberry just did anyways, ignoring any stares and other surprised remarks about his dick from Crunchy Chip he got. It wasn't the first time he got such remarks anyways. But thats not where the focus was here.

He decided to go faster, which earned him a louder moan. Wildberry smiled, unsurprisingly this was making him hard. Crunchy Chip just came at some point. No warning.
- "Holy shit... that was good...."
- "Glad to be of service."
Silence.
- "So uh... what about you?"
Wildberry looked down, finally noticing. "I think I'll be alright."
- "No way! I'm not leaving you stuck like this! Let me help you!"

Wildberry sighed out, - "Be my guest."
Crunchy Chip hesitated for a second, slowly creeping his hand toward it. He tried to giving a blowjob just like Wildberry did. After all, that was fucking good as shit. If Wildberry didn't know about his inexperience before, he did now. He was going to give him some pointers but went against it. Crunchy Chip is quite obviously insecure when it comes to his flaws and Wildberry wanted to give him a chance to learn anyways. Even then, the man was better than anyone else hes been with.

- "I don't think. I'm doing good on this..."
- "how come?"
- "you're not moaning! like- at all!"
Oops.
- "Apologies, I'm just distracted."
- "How are you getting distracted? When you were doing it to me, you were making me think of nothing but the pleasure."
- "I suppose I find giving pleasure much more enjoyable than receiving it."
- "Fine then- how do i help?!"
- "There is one way, but i suppose thats too far for someone whos a-"
- "Dont care! Just do it."
- "But it requires me to put-"
- "STILL dont care! Just do it!"
- "At least let me prepare you..."

He instructed the dummy to lie down before realizing the first problem... no lube. He sighed, adjusting to it by wetting his fingers with his tongue. He then took off the other's pants. The second problem... he found it quite gross to have to spit just to lube up. He had to ignore his hesitation, doing so and spreading it around Crunchy Chip's ass. He heard the man below him moan softly as he did this, only getting louder once Wildberry put a finger in.

There's no denying Wildberry had big fingers, hes been told this several times before as well. Not that he normally thinks about it anyways but now it was important since the other was already a mess when he was only one finger in. Mewls and whines can be heard from the man below him. Wildberry would have to be forced to shut him up when Crunchy Chip was loud.

He added another finger, curling them and making sure to dig into the walls of the commander. He heard him nearly howl in a pleasured way. Next came the panting. He doesn't even know how he got him in this state already. But he continued, slowly adding a third. The response was the same then, this time a gasp followed by a string of moans. Luckily, the other wasn't too loud right now. But he'll have to flip him over to take precaution by having easy access to kiss him.

It was a while before Wildberry pulled out, doing the action stated previously. Crunchy Chip blushed, staring up at Wildberry as he spat on his dick for lube, making a little disgusted face as he spread it on his dick. The other was nervous. His legs shook a little as he watched the other, gripping the pillow for support. He shut his eyes as he leaned over, expecting it to start- but instead, Wildberry whispered to him.
- "Are you sure about this?"
Crunchy Chip opened his eyes, facing the bodyguard while blushing a bit more.
- "Yea... just- nervous you know-? About to.... have a massive dick up my ass-"

Wildberry smiled as a response, kissing him softly as he lined them up. It took Crunchy Chip a little by surprise but he kissed back, wrapping his arms around his neck. The make out almost distracted Wildberry from actually starting. He started slowly putting his dick in, the other moaning into his lips. They parted for breath halfway in, Crunchy Chip breathing out,
- "holy shit-"
Wildberry just laughed breathy.
- "You alright?"
- "Yea... ha- It's just big as hell."
He smiled again, continuing to go in.

Unsurprisingly, Crunchy Chip was tight. It was to be expected but he thought that the fingering would help with it. It didn't help that Wildberry's dick was a monster. Well, not literally but it was bigger than most would imagine. Or at least, compared to Crunchy Chip's it was a monster.

At some point, he stopped. All of it was finally in and Crunchy Chip could finally start to try and relax. Wildberry kissed his neck, hoping it would solve some of the nervousness. The man below him hugged him in response, digging into his back while moaning.
- "Can we- talk while we're doing this?"
Wildberry looked up at his face.
- "Would it not be more awkward that way?"
- "No it- actually its comforting- Can you please?"
Wildberry hummed, starting to whisper in his ear things like 'You're doing good', 'You're taking me in so well' and other such compliments. It made Crunchy Chip's lip bite, it gave him butterflies which he never imagined would happen. Not like this, Not with him. But he loved it.
- "Hey- Berry- has anyone told you- that you have a sexy voice?"
Wildberry paused as if he was thinking.
- "Surprisingly not. Why?"
- "You just do-"
Wildberry gave his usual response, a hum. Then he went back to what he was doing, praising the other and kissing his neck. Crunchy Chip tapped him, moaning and squirming around.

- "Okay... you can start-"
- "Are you sure?"
- "Yea... I'm ready."
Wildberry started slowly moving, moving it back only a little and moving it in again. Crunchy Chip moaned, pulling the other closer. He was quietly cursing, but it was clear he was enjoying it. Crunchy Chip kissed him again, making Wildberry go a little faster and pull out more of his dick- only to put it back in. Crunchy Chip was in pure bliss.. euphoria. It wasn't even like the two were even going full potential. Actually, he feared Wildberry's full potential with his thrusting. After all, if it felt so good now, he imagined himself breaking if Wildberry was thrusting in him at intense speed.

To be honest, Crunchy Chip found that a little hot. But he doesn't know if he's ready for it today. Wildberry pulled away to breath, going a faster.
- "are you doing okay?"
- "Ah- mngh~ yea- go on- like that~!"
Wildberry hummed once again, starting up with the compliments again. This time they went a little more from 'You're doing good' to 'You feel so good'. Either way, All of them went right to Crunchy Chip's dick. He had to suppress all the moaning though; he knew the walls in the mansion arent thick. And if anyone knew he had been taking a probably 9 inch dick, he would rather die.

Wildberry kissed him once again, this time huffing.
- "Im gonna cum- do you want me to pull out?"
- "Yes please-"
Crunchy Chip whined as he grabbed his own dick, soon cumming and closing his eyes. It wasn't too log before he felt empty and more cum on his stomach. He started to catch his breath.
- "H-holy shit- that was... really good. You were right! I feel better."
Wildberry smiled, starting to look around for something to clean with. He found a hand towel in the nightstand, pulling it out and cleaning off Crunchy Chip.

The other hesitated for a second.
- "Was... Was that good?"
Wildberry looked up at him.
- "It was."
- "Like... better than some other people?"
- "You shouldn't worry about that."
Silence.
- "Yes you were."
He finished, helping the other with clothes and putting on his own.
- "Thanks."
- "Of course."
Wildberry lied next to him, petting his back and neck.

- "Thank you for this, Wildberry."
- "Of course, it's my pleasure."
- "Quite literally."
That made Wildberry chuckle.
- "Of course. But it's time to sleep, we have things to do."
- "Yea! Of course!"
From there, they cuddled and just fell asleep.

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