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Peaches 'n' Plums and Sarcastic Grapes

Summary:

You're a perfectly normal guy, you close with your co-worker mk and kinda see him as a little brother. Then one day out o no where mk finds a magic monkey staff....the ONE time you make a delivery with him! You meet a rather strange monkey that you gave a slight pet to and now he won't leave you alone....then you meet another monkey that also won't leave you alone....What is it with monkeys??

Notes:

I'm super tired and made this at 4:37am....I have no shame.

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Chapter 1: Pretty Bird and Bad Driving

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You watch with your chin resting hand on as Pigsy tears mk a new one, to be fair it is kinda his fault for giving Tang free noodles. You trying to tell him that its not a good idea, but mk never really seems to learn. You love the guy you do, it's just...mk's a little light headed....

You give a quiet sigh before pushing yourself up, dissuading that mk's learned enough, you quickly walk over to the steaming pig demon and the young male, "Alright-y! Pigs! How about, you know sense mk's so behind on the orders... Why don't I go with him? You know keep him on track and all that jazz." Pigsy snaps around to you, most likely because of the nickname, he never liked that nickname. Which was probably why love it so much. You can see his face slowly delate, "You sure kid? You now how off track the kid can get and, you yourself ain't that steady.", "Dude, I got this. Well be in and out in no time." You can see Pigsy cracking(it probably helps that mk is giving the best puppy eyes you've ever seen, really that kids got talent). "Alright-" before he can finish mk's already dragging you out of the shop. As you get to the cart you can hear Pigsy shout, "Just be safe you two!" Mk quickly stabs in the address and drives off in his crazed way(you should really learn to drive just so mk never drives again). As you get closer to the address you quickly release that this might not be such a good idea but, then again maybe so homeless person or some workers in the constrain sight might have ordered food, I mean who are you to judge?

Mk messily 'parks' the car(if you can call that parking), and hops out without a care in the world. You quickly follow not wanting to lose the boy and end up needing to give him a tetanus shot. You quickly grab mk's arm stopping him in his tracks when you see the 'no passing' sign, "Mk! Did you not even see the sign?!" Mk shrinks down a bit before giving you one of his icon nervous smiles, "Oh come on! I bet its perfectly fine! I mean come on y/n, why else would we gotten an order here?" you sigh and quickly point out that pranks are a thing, put mk brushes you off once more tell you to pretty much 'cool your jets'. You quickly follow behind mk wanting to be able to get him out of trouble if need be. You quietly stand in the elevator, already feeling dread enter you already unset stomach. As soon as he elevator door opens you hear a loud and cocky voice laughing, a shiver goes down your spine, you really don't like that. This places creep factor just went up by seventy percent.

As your think about the creep factor of this place you didn't notice mk climbing up a very unsafe and dangerous place. You look to your side and silently freak out and not finding your boy, you quickly look around and finally spy mk leaning very dangerously to watch the creep show. You look around for a way up there and find a somewhat safe way up there, not even caring what creep guy is saying. once you get up below mk you very quietly whisper, "What do you think your doing?!?" All you get back from mk is a shush. You sigh dissuading that at less you could get ready to catch him if he falls(that fatherly energies coming though). You spy a pretty bird sitting next to mk, it seems to be watching the creeps at work(you really don't care what those freaks are doing you just care about mk's safety) and, as if feeling your eyes on it the bird turns to you, cocking its head at you. You give a soft smile and small wave to the little guy before focusing back on mk, who you noticed is leaning forward way to much. You eyes quickly turn back to the bird at it hops down next to you. You, like any rational adult would do, pet the bird, which is a lot softer then you thought it'd be. The bird leans deeply into you pets before suddenly jerks away and quickly flies towards mk. What's that little guy up to? You quickly release it's up to no good as it starts to peak at mk's fingers. You quickly begin to panic as you release this bird is trying to make mk fall. You quickly release that you where just to far to reach mk, put with a quick look around release that if mk falls now he'll land on top of the red headed creep.

To which he does. You give a sot sigh of relief(mk's okay!) before glaring at the bird, "Alright little man. I give you pets and this is how you repay me? Not nice. Not nice at all." The bird seems to feel ashamed(which is kinda funny) as it flutters down to you, softly rubbing your hand. You sigh before you give in, "Your lucky your cute.." The bird seems to prune that as you softly pet it's head, "You like that little man?" The bird happy chirps. Which is what made the red headed creepy snap his head up at you, "Another intruder!?!?" Both you and the bird jump at his loud voice. You put your hands up knowing this isn't going to end well. Mk seems to feels this at the same time you do and grabs for the strange staff, quickly pulling it up. The lady, which in almost any other setting you would have call pretty(same goes for the red head), shouts, "Come on boy that staff doesn't belong to you. Give it over." And just like you taught him mk squeezes the staff toward is body and give a, "mmmmmm, No?" You quickly praise him for saying no(he has a mean problem and not saying no). A huge bull, that you have no idea how you haven't noticed before steps in, "The staffs not yours boy. I give back or I'll take it back." You steal yourself quickly, "NO! I don't think the staffs yours either!" The bull snaps his head towards you and give a deadly glare(which you don't back down from at all). The Red boy cockily shouts out, "father! Let me crush these simple peasants. Let me show you how strong i am!" The bull dad nods as red freak takes off tours mk, and the staff glows a bright gold and the red boy is on this floor, though it don't last long. The staff in mk's hands quickly extend, forcing you to joining this unwanted trip. Both you and mk are slabbed into the delivery truck as mk takes off. You kinda black out there for a bit, only picking up stuff. The Large truck, and screaming is mostly it, though you do remember the strong sent of peaches(and not the soft weft of peach that sticks to mk's sent). You come to when your back at Pigsy's, hearing everyone freak about some 'magic monkey staff'? You don't know and honestly you just want to sleep.

Mk and Mie drag you out the shop along with Pigsy and Tang, something to do with road trips? you don't know. All you know is that your tired and your going to sleep in this cramped car. You literally don't care what the other say, your going to sleep.