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-Baby, come here. - I called Xiaojun at the request of some fans. He was the least called, and that's why I called him. I was lying in my own bed interacting with fans on some live stream.
Dejun appeared in the doorway and I waved him over to me and turned the phone so he would know what it was. He climbed my body and made me a mattress saying hello to the viewers.
At the same time, "I'm gonna love you" started playing in my mind, I think I've been reading too much fanfic.
-No, we're not lovers. - I paid attention when I heard him give that wonderful laugh. - It would be gross to date Hendery. With Yangyang it would be like incest. It does not give. Which member would I date if I were a woman? Why would I have to be a woman? I may very well want to date a man by being a man. - So beautiful, my heart hurts. - But if you want to know, I would date Xuxi anyway.
Laugh. - "Why?" Why, yes. You just look at someone and make that person become your idol, it's no different. But Xuxi liked me first. It is not? - He looked at me and I stood there staring at him for too long. - See? To this day he travels.
-It's not that I travel, I just... - I stuttered and froze. Dejun effect crap.
-Yes, you only lose all structures and conscious abilities when you look at me, especially the face.
Laughs awkwardly, how does he know? I squeezed his hip in cry for help and he turned back to the cell phone and started talking again.
-I will mention some special points: very few of you realize the way he looks at me like n idiot; Xuxi is the only one who doesn't make fun of me; he lives praising me; he invades my bed almost every night; we have a daughter, which makes us technically married; fate keeps bringing the two of us together; come on, we love each other.
-You're cute.
-Please spread this live to everyone.
-I don't want to invade your bed.
-Why then? Sleep-walking?
-You are comfortable, hugging you is one of the best sensations in the world.
-Which one is the best? - He made a pout, next time I'll bite.
-I don't know, I haven't tried it yet.
-As you know? Or rather, what do you think it could be?
-There are two in front, one I know and the other I don't.
-What are, consecutively?
-Squeeze your ass and thighs and kiss you.
-Don't explain. He laughed and hit my chest.
-If I stop explaining, will you kiss me?
-Stop being a pervert. - He laughed again, stopping when Hendery called him. - I'll go there, bye people. - Before getting up, he gave me a peck and left laughing. I swear I spent five minutes staring at the door with an idiot face until I remembered to close the live.