The adventures of Javascript

by fadedlikethelilac

Summary:

blame para.

actually I started it.
I said that Javascript was the unholy love child of Java and Python...
Then I kept thinking about it...
then this happened.
written as a series of flash shots, because I'm not putting more effort in to this stupid thing than that.

Chapter 1: True Love

Uses Universe.pas;

Program theAdventuresOfJavascript_Part1_trueLove;

Var

Java, Python, C, Javascript: Languages;

Begin

It was a bright day when Java and Python first met. I won’t say it was love a first sight, but love came very quickly after that first encounter. They got married less than half a year later. C disapproved, said that nothing good would ever come of it it. Java disagreed. Jee said Jee loved Python, and that was all that mattered. Javascript was born, and things were… okay for a while. It only got worse from there though. It ended in messy divorce.

End.