Just what the title says.
This is a very silly thing and has nothing to do with anything else I've ever done - but I want to help us get to 9000 works! I was inspired by EmpressM, who does it so wonderfully!
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1. Wench, are you sure Sansa Stark is somewhere in this tree?
2. I'm standing above you. Why are you still taller?
3. Do you think bears can climb trees?
4. I could see the Wall from here if I could stop looking at you.
5. Look up there! There just happens to be mistletoe right above us!
Merry Christmas to everyone who is celebrating, and peace, health and joy to all!
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