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it was a very beautiful and prideful day in yumenosaki and kaoru hakaze was hanging out around school to flirt with some ladies and run from that one homosexual vampire.
after he came to some empty classrom he saw and egg laying on a desk and decided to inspect it.
what...an wonderful egg!!!!! - kaoru said with a sparkle in his eyes. - it would be a shame if no one would eat it.
and when he was just about to eat it he heard that fucking emo bitch running down a hallway
-KAORU NO!!!!!!!!!!!!! - he screamed, tears falling down his aeyes.
-the fuck u want u homosexual motherfucker - kaoru looked at him with disgust )hes very homophobic)
-PLEASE DONT EAT THE EGG YOU WILL GET SALMONELA AND DIE - rei tried to stop him but kaoru jusf took a desk and threw jt at him.
-oh my god LET ME EAT MY DELICIOS EGG IN PEACE FAG
-NOO KAORU NO
and kaoru takes a big bite of the egg.
-oh ew its so bad I though that eggs are delicious
-eggs are only delicious when cooked, kaoru......
-SHUT UP YOU ARE GAY U DONT KNOW SHIT!!!! - and he stormed out of the room leaving rei alone under a desk.
TWO DAYS LATER
Kaoru lays in a hospital bed, unable to do anything as he sobs, looking at the presents he got from his dear group undead (rei got the most amount of gifts).
knowing he cant sob too loud because rei sleeps under his fucking door and waits for his final moments just to kiss him because he is too weak to throw a desk at him.
Then, the door open and doctor walks in, of course rei following him.
- hello kaoru hakaze i have very bad news.
kaoru looks at him with tears in his eyes, sobbing loudly because he cant take this anymore
- unfortunate u will die in 5 minutes im very sorry - the doctor says with a sad face - u shouldnt eat a raw egg, you know?
Kaoru again looks at him, trying to find word while rei is crying on the ground so loudly that he hears that somoene outside is calling the police because he is breaking tje fucking walls. He has no words. He doesnt say anything. He is so weak he cant even open his eys anymore.
-KAORU!!!!!!!!!!! - rei finally gets out of the floor and runs to kaoru
-rei.................-kaoru says very quiet, with his eyes closed.
- kaoru....you know.......I always loved you............I am so inlove with you please stay..........you meansomuch ti me.......please kaoru dont die......... - his sobbing were loud but he still hear what he js trying to say.
-rei........................................................................................................................FUCK OFF IMM NOT GAY REI LEAVE ME ALONE - he screams at the top of his lungs knwoing he will die after that.
-kaoru please jusg give me one kiss...yoi know I will still kiss you if you die............................- rei looks at him very disappointed.
-OKAY FINE just because that would be so weird like kissing a fucking corpse. Come here. - he opens his arms and barely opens his eyes because he is actually gay and also loves rei I think
- kaoru.........................- he fuckig RUNS destroying the floor with his steps and be finalyl kisses kaoru ON THR LIPS and they stay like that for ten seconds but then kaoru takes his arms off rei.
-why did you stop kaoru
-rei I said im not gay im doing it out of pity
-kaoru you love me
-nº I dont stop - he turns his head jn a different direction
-KAORU LOOK AT ME - he lays his hands on kaofus cheeks
-say you love me
-literally FUCK off im dying stop making me come out
-kaoru............................................................
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-kaoru.
- OKAY FINE im gay and I love y------ - thats the moment when kaoru heart stops beating.
-KAORU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - a verh loud.scream came from reis mouth. And then nothing. It was quiet for good five seconds but then rei hugged kaorus dead corpse and cried his eyes out
-KAORU WHYDID YOU LEAVE ME ATH A MOMENT LIKE THJS I WILL NEVER FIND A LOVE LIKE YOU KAORU MY BELOVED - he screamed bjt then the policd kicked in
-U ARE UNDER ARRESTED FOR BREAKING THE HOSPITALS WALLS AND SEXUAL ASSAULT
-kaoru......so theh djdnt joked with the police - rei starged thinking verh hard and then the police started coming for him
-NOO LET ME DO A LAST KISS ON MY DEAD BOYFRIEND
-NO FAGGOT U ARE COMING W UsS
and then he kisses kaaoru on the lips passionately
-I know u said you dont want your corpse kissed by a guy jm so sorry
And they took rei away
WEEK LATER
the whole school came to kaorus funeral. Alot of girly sobbings also subaru doesnt know what's going on
some people cry some laugh some people arent even there but thags not important
undead is standing behind rei crying at the very beautiful kaoru in the coffin jn a very beautiful pair of clothes (he somehow got out of police hanfs by making some lame excuse)
time for weird men also in some weird suit to close the coffin and bury it. Rei cant watch this so koga just. Covered his eyes (with gloves on because reis eyes are so wet that its just weird) and rei still cries out
-KAORU I LOVE YOU SO MUCH WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME EARLIER YOU LOVE ME U BITCH ASS HOMOPHOBE......!!!!!!!!!!! - this is the first time I see rei like this, keito - says eichi probably smiling idk this bitch weird as fuck
-so what eichi - keito says looking at the coffin getting buried
-you are so fucking emo - eichi says and then just disappears
the sad music starts playing, rei lying on a dirty ground and still cryibg as the rain starys pouring
KAORU HAKAZE
YOU WILL BE LOVED BY FAMILY AND YOUR ASSHOLE BOYFRIEND
???? - 2021
REST IN PEACE ANGEL