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This isn’t just the sake speaking--well figuratively, because sake can’t really speak. Or alcohol in general, though talking drinks would definitely bring up ethical issues of whether-- Wait. That’s not the point here.
Ahem.
Daichi’s not just thinking like this because he might have drank a little too much sake, because Daichi wants to make clear that it’s not like, you know, only the alcohol speaking--or not speaking. It’s not like that. And Daichi can practically hear Suga rolling his eyes at him, but Suga can just shut up. And Asahi too, just because.
“Hey!”
Anyway, Daichi has a lot of feelings, you know. Like a lot. Like at least ten. Possibly more, but ten is already a lot! And see, a lot of those feelings are all wrapped up in Tetsu. Because he’s interested in him. Not interested in a weird way. Daichi’s seen things on the internet. He definitely knows how people can be interested in a weird way.
“Holy shit,” Suga whispers. “I need to record this.”
“This is amazing.” Someone else whispers.
“Shush! I need to get a good recording for posterity, blackmail, and for their future wedding.”
“Suga-chan, I swear I will break that phone if you don’t put it down right now--”
And fine, honesty is good and all, and he’s a police officer, so he should be a good example to the… youth? Or to the general public. But since he’s on this honesty train, maybe the stuff he’s seen on the internet might have gone a little past, ‘Hi kink I never knew I might or might not have, I acknowledge that you exist, and I appreciate you,’ and gone to the point of ‘Hi kink I think I might have, let me watch a little longer to confirm, and maybe--just hypothetically see--and really you shouldn’t judge, because that--that’s not cool, but hypothetically, he might really really like the idea of Tetsu tying him up and just having his way with him--maybe fucking his chest, because he thinks he’d like to try to give Tetsu titjob--definitely a blowjob. After all, Tetsu’s cock is so nice and thick, and he loves the way it feels in his mouth--on his tongue--
“Holy fuck--Daichi--You--” Someone wheezes, breaking off into a series of hacking coughs.
“Ok, I can probably censor that last bit for the wedding video--”
“I can’t tell whether Kuroo’s dying or not. Think he needs help?”
“No, I think if given a choice, this is the way Kuro would like to go.”
Daichi tilts his head in confusion at the sound of someone choking. Sounded dangerous. He gives an absent-minded pat to the warm lump that he was currently sitting on. It was a very nice seat.
Regardless, those are practically vanilla compared to things like tentacles, which are--well he’d seen things. Anyway, it’s a modern world, and everyone has gotten off to something that they might not necessarily be proud of. Daichi’s pretty sure that Asahi does it every night.
“Hey! I definitely don’t!”
“Oh not every night. Just every other night then?”
“Ye--NO! Suga!”
What was his point again?
Right. Tetsu. Well. He has a lot of not weird feelings about Tetsu, and really likes Tetsu, and he wants to know everything about him, and that’s, that’s, that’s good. You know? Like, that’s so good. Because it’s different from when he’s wanted to know about stuff in the past. Like squids. Which are super cool, but in a different way to Tetsu. Like, ink powers and shape-shifting? Amazing, so amazing! Though squid mating habits are super crazy. Like some male squids will just kinda slap their sperm with a tentacly-limb onto a female squid, just passing by, minding her own business, which--well that would definitely not be cool if Tetsu ever did that to him. Just for the record, he does NOT want to be slapped with a sperm-filled anything.
Well.
Maybe they could negotiate.
So squids are interesting, if a little weird sometimes, but he really likes Tetsu in a non-tentacle kind of way. Well, even if Tetsu had tentacles, he’d still really like him, and he’d maybe even let Tetsu do that sperm thing. Also, he’d heard some squids have sex for like--30 hours, and that’s something he is up for with Tetsu. Or down for. Whichever is more appropriate.
“Kuroo, I’m just saying that if you ever let Daichi-san go, you are the biggest idiot of all time. I have no idea how someone actually likes you that much.”
“Yaku, shut the fuck up. Also, Daichi--babe--you’ve had a LOT to drink. Think you could sit up real quick and drink some water?”
Daichi blinks slowly, before turning his head up to meet Kuroo’s concerned eyes.
Oh, Tetsu! Tetsu’s here! Had he been there for very long? Daichi wonders if Tetsu knows just how cool he is sometimes. Like, okay, he’s a huuge nerd. Like the hugest of nerds to ever nerd. But he’s Daichi’s nerd, and that’s really what matters.
“Tetsu! You’re the best person I know, and I’m so glad that I’ve met you.” He looks up again and meets Tetsu’s gaze. “I wanna marry you so hard.”
Tetsu’s eyes have gone all soft and fond. They sort of sparkle, and it’s amazing. Tetsu is one of the most beautiful people Daichi knows.
Tetsu gives a slight laugh, and Daichi loves how he can feel Kuroo’s body moving with the laugh as he hears it. He leans into Kuroo a little more, his back molded into Kuroo’s chest. “I love your laugh you know--like not your smug laugh that makes me wanna punch you, but your happy laugh.” Daichi reaches for Tetsu’s hands, which are super nice, with graceful and long fingers. “I mean, when you laugh, I can feel it right here,” he says, and brings Tetsu’s hands right under his navel. “It makes me feel so good, and I wanna make you laugh all the time.”
Daichi can hear their friends all shouting and laughing as well, and he’s just glad everyone is so happy together. “I really love you Tetsu, and we should totally get married.” he sighs and lays his heavy head into Tetsu’s shoulder, because he’s really sleepy, Tetsu is amazingly warm, and his shoulder is at just the right height for him to rest his head.
After that, he kind of just drifts off, but he thinks he can feel Tetsu drop a kiss on the side of head, and he hears before he falls asleep:
“Love you too, Daichi, and you better remember everything you said in the morning, because I’m gonna hold you to it.”