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Car salesman meme reference

Summary:

*slaps Schlatt* this baby can fit so many eggs in him-

Notes:

Did someone say breeding kink? You asked me to “use my imagination” and this is what you get

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Chapter 1: You want,, sum fucc?

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Charlie Slimecicle was in a bit of a predicament. It was breeding season for his kind, and if he didn't get a host for his eggs, quick, then they’d die, and he’d get sick, most likely. The eggs were really nothing more than more slime to replenish the old slime, but he still kind of needed to do it correctly, or he’d still get sick. Unfortunately for him, though, not a single slime was around.

 

Perhaps one of his friends wouldn’t mind hosting his eggs for him. It wouldn’t be for very long, and they’ve done stuff together before, this wouldn’t be much different. At least then, he could make it a fun time, and get his eggs laid properly.

 

Charlie headed over to his friend Ted’s house, and knocked on the door.

 

“Charles, what can i- mmph!” Ted was interrupted with a kiss, Charlie pushing him against the wall inside. Ted kissed back, before pulling away. “Charlie, gimme some warning, dude. What’s this about?”

 

“Do you wanna host my eggs?” Charlie asked, upfront as always.

 

“Oh, fuck , as hot as that sounds, I know what would be hotter.”

 

“What?”

 

“Watching Schlatt carry them. He’s much more motherly, anyway,” Ted said with a laugh. The ram really was not, but it would be both hot, and funny regardless. Charlie agreed to wait just a little bit longer, and the two of them rushed to Schlatt’s house down the road, before he could get back from working with Swagger. They quickly entered the house, and got ready to get him as he came through the door.

 

Nearly 20 minutes later, Schlatt came up the path to his house, rather tired looking. He opened the door, closing and locking it behind him, before dropping his stuff off at the table, and taking off his suit jacket. That was when Ted walked up behind him and tapped him on the shoulder. Schlatt jumped, whipping around.

 

“Hey, Schlatt. Interested in having a bit of fun?”

 

“Fun, what’s your idea of fun right now?” Schlatt asked.

 

“I think you know. You're a smart guy, arentcha?” Charlie taunted, coming into view around Ted, a large grin on his face.

 

“No, please enlighten me.” Ted wasted no time in pulling him in for a kiss, showing him what sort of fun they meant. When he pulled away, Schlatt had a darkening blush on his face. “That kinda fun. Of course, you know I'm always down for a bit of that fun.”

 

“Then lead the way to the bedroom, yeah?” Ted prompted, stepping out of Schlatt’s way. Schlatt stepped past him, and Ted and Charlie watched his little ram tail wag as he led them up the stairs. He opened a door on the left of the stairs, and flicked on the light. Charlie was on him almost in an instant, pressing him to the wall and leaning up to kiss him. Schlatt wrapped his arms around his neck, kissing him back.

 

Ted placed a hand on Schlatt’s shoulder, and he broke the kiss with Charlie to kiss Ted, who snuck a hand into Schlatt’s hair, pulling it and slipping his tongue into the man’s mouth as he moaned. Charlie slipped his hands up under Schlatt’s sweatshirt, letting them rest there while he watched Ted and Schlatt make out. He leaned up to mouth at Schlatt’s neck, to mark up the pale skin there. The man leaned his head to the side slightly, giving the slime more room to work with.

 

They worked their way over to the bed, shedding clothing as they did so. Schlatt was pushed down onto the bed, and Charlie and Ted met each other’s gaze, coming to a silent agreement. Ted got on the bed near Schlatt’s head, and Charlie stayed near his legs.

 

“Schlatt, turn over,” Ted instructed. He obeyed, turning over on the bed. Charlie leaned over, fishing around in the side table drawer for the lube, popping the cap and lubing up his fingers.

 

“You wanna help Ted out a little?” Charlie asked, reaching over the man to guide his head toward Ted’s dick. Schlatt took the head into his mouth, acting all shy, kitten licking it before swallowing it all down in one go. Ted moaned and grabbed a fistful of Schlatt’s hair, trying not to buck into the wet heat.

 

Charlie pressed his finger into Schlatt’s hole, thrusting it in and out until he thought he was ready for a second. He scissored his fingers, curling them. A third finger joined the two, and he curled them right into Schlatt’s prostate, making him let out a choked moan around Ted’s dick.

 

“God, you look so good choking on my cock-” Ted groaned. He had Schlatt’s head still, forcing him to cockwarm his dick as Charlie prepped him. “Fuck, his mouth feels so good…”

 

Charlie finished fingering Schlatt, pulling his fingers out and lubing up his cock. For this to work, he had to make a wet environment for his eggs, then he could manifest his tentacles and press that into Schlatt. It would be able to get deeper than his cock would, lay his eggs deep inside the man.

 

He lined himself up, and pressed in. Ted thrust his hips into Schlatt’s mouth at the same time, making Schlatt let out a punched out moan. Charlie bottomed out and ground into Schlatt as he waited for the other to adjust. 

 

Once Schlatt pressed back against him, he started gently thrusting in, gripping his hips, running his hands along his thighs to feel the soft flesh beneath his fingers. He reached around to squeeze at the inside of his things, hearing him moan around Ted, watching him buck into the vibrations of Schlatt’s throat. 

 

Charlie began thrusting harder, fucking into Schlatt. Ted gripped his hair and fucked his throat, moving his head for him. Schlatt let him, too fucked out to do anything but sit there and take it.

 

“I’m close,” Ted muttered.

 

“Don’t come yet, you can come in his ass, he’ll need the fluid,” Charlie said, smacking Schlatt’s ass like a slightly used car. “This baby’s gonna be so fucking full when we’re done with him.” Schlatt clenched around him at the smack, and let out a muffled moan. 

 

Ted pulled Schlatt off of his dick, letting him take big gulps of air in between moans that sounded oh-so delicious coming from his wrecked throat.

 

Charlie pounded Schlatt’s prostate, listening to his moans and cries. He clenched around him as he came, voice breaking as he sobbed. Charlie fucked into him a few more times before coming inside, painting his walls white. He pulled out and moved over for Ted, who jerked himself off until he was close, then pushed inside Schlatt to come. Schlatt moaned loudly at how full he felt, even as Ted pulled out. 

 

Ted looked at Charlie, who smiled. Ted slapped him on the arm.

 

“Owie, what was that for?” Charlie asked, pouting and rubbing his arm.

 

“Quoting memes during sex? What the hell? New low, even for you.”

 

“Oh. Haha, I guess I deserved that.”

 

“Yeah. Alright, what now, chuckles?” Ted asked, recalling the purpose of this.

 

“Right. Schlatt? You there? Can we turn you over? We need to do something.” Schlatt groaned and mumbled something, but allowed them to shift him onto his back. Charlie closed his eyes for a second and manifested his slimier form, which was really just him but green, complete with tentacles and all. Schlatt let his head fall back in resignation, seeing how he wasn’t done quite yet, but too tired to do anything about it.

 

Charlie had him lift his hips up, and he put a pillow under them to prop them up. Schlatt automatically spread his legs a little wider, and Charlie and Ted both leaned down to kiss at and mark up his thighs as the main tentacle prodded at Schlatt’s hole. Others wrapped around his legs and arms, flicking over his nipples, wrapping around his dick, one even slipping into his mouth as the one near his ass pushed in.

 

“Fuck, he always looks so good like this,” Ted said, squeezing Schlatt’s thigh. The tentacle pushed in, going deeper and deeper until Schlatt was writhing, sobbing.

 

“Okay, I think that’s good. You ready, Schlatt?” Charlie asked, and Schlatt sobbed around the tentacle in his mouth. “I’ll take your silence as a yes!”

 

“No, dude, give him a shot.”

 

“Right. Nod for yes?” They watch as Schlatt nods. Charlie concentrated, and heard Ted suck in a breath as the eggs began appearing, pushing their way down the tentacle. Each of the eggs was about the size of a chicken’s egg, a little darker green in color than the green tentacle they were pushing their way down.

 

They got to the rim of muscle, and the tentacle started almost contracting to push them through. One by one they pushed in, one after the other with a bit of space in between. 

 

Schlatt was writhing, stuffed so full already, and about to be stuffed even more. He ground down on the tentacle, clenching around the eggs. He hoped they didn’t break, but he couldn’t help it. It felt so good to be stuffed so full, especially since he knew that Ted and Charlie would take care of him.

 

The tentacle went so deep, depositing the eggs so deep inside him, letting them sit in the mix of cum already there. They rubbed against his insides, already so, so full.

 

“Just a few more, Schlatt…” Charlie muttered. He was hard again just watching this, so was Ted. Just as well, the eggs would need more fluid around them.

 

“Fuck, Charlie, look at his stomach,” Ted said in awe, running a hand over Schlatt’s stomach. There was a rather obvious bump as the eggs stuffed him full, and then even fuller.

 

The last of the eggs pushed themselves in, and Schlatt came, the tentacle around his cock wrapping around the head and absorbing his come, moving it to the one in his ass and leaving the fluid there, letting it join the come mixture.

 

The tentacle pulled out, and Charlie guided Ted to get close to completion again and then come in Schlatt.

 

“We don’t want them to rub together too much, or it’ll be uncomfortable,” Charlie explained.

 

“Of course, of course.” Ted jerked himself off before pushing into Schlatt, relishing in the heat before coming deep in him. Charlie did the same, squeezing Schlatt’s plush thighs as he did so. All the tentacles withdrew, their work done, and Schlatt lay limp on the bed, exhausted and stuffed so full. Charlie fished out a butt plug and put it in, just to make sure that none of the eggs came out prematurely. They didn’t have to be in for that long, but still.

 

Charlie and Ted laid down beside Schlatt, kissing his face and wiping his tears, running a hand through his hair.

 

“You wanna take a bath, Schlatt?” Ted asked gently. Schlatt nodded and made to sit up, but they both stopped him.

 

“What?”

 

“Let us take care of you. You deserve it, you were so good for us.” Charlie smiled, and Schlatt returned it sleepily. Ted got up and went to the bathroom to start a bath while Charlie gathered Schlatt in his arms and carried him there. Schlatt and Ted often forgot how strong Charlie was until he did stuff like this. 

 

Charlie set Schlatt down in the warm water, and the two of them washed him while he let himself relax. He leaned his head back as Ted washed his hair, massaging his scalp. Charlie rubbed over his thighs and stomach gently, washing his body as if it were the most important thing. Schlatt hardly agreed, but it felt good then, made him feel special.

 

Ted finished with his hair, and went to change the sheets. Charlie helped him out of the tub and got him dry, a content smile on both of their faces.

 

They joined Ted in bed, Charlie and Ted on either side of Schlatt as he quickly fell asleep, exhausted anyway. Charlie lifted his head to look at Ted, mimed slapping Schlatt in the belly, and whispered, “this big guy has so many eggs in him.”

 

Ted reached an arm around and thumped Charlie in the back of the head. He just giggled.

 

They fell asleep to the sound of each other breathing, domestically content in each other’s presence.