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== [!] Alcor618 has joined ==
Kitsune01: and now I don’t know what to tell him ughhh
[!] Grimalkin: Hello again Alcor!
Ghost_In_The_Machine: That sucks…
Anti-Geminus: hey alcor my man
Ghost_In_The_Machine: You doing alright Al?
Kitsune01: Alcor can you make this boy just go away or something for me plz ;3;
[!] Alcor618: I’m doing fine. What about you?
Ghost_In_The_Machine: KIT NO
Anti-Geminus: so bored right now
[!] Alcor618: Well… I COULD…
[!] Grimalkin: I’m doing pretty well, thanks. No complaints here.
Ghost_In_The_Machine: Kit let’s play Good Idea Bad Idea.
[!] Grimalkin: Gem says hi.
Kitsune01: I’m not SERIOUS
Kitsune01: but
Ghost_In_The_Machine: lol good
Kitsune01: ughhhhh
[!] Alcor618: What’s going on, @Kitsune01?
Anti-Geminus: still want to touch gem and see if the paradox makes the world blow up or something
Ghost_In_The_Machine: Tell him to back off?
[!] Grimalkin: I’ve been there, Kit. I wish I knew how to help you out.
Kitsune01: This boy at school wont leave me alone no matter how much i tell him i dont like him D:
[!] Grimalkin: @Anti-Geminus, please don’t make my dog explode.
Kitsune01: and it’s so annoying and i just
Kitsune01: ughhhhhhh
Anti-Geminus: but it sounds like so much FUN
[!] Alcor618: Yeah, @Anti-Geminus, that’s my job.
Kitsune01: ughhhhhhhhhhhhh
Ghost_In_The_Machine: Kit is reaching critical ugh factor
[!] Grimalkin: It’s your job to make Gem and Anti explode?
Kitsune01: ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Kitsune01: It wouldnt be so bad except I have like all my classes with him
[!] Alcor618: No, I meant it’s my job to destroy the world.
[!] Grimalkin: Oh, right. Good.
Anti-Geminus: only you guys man
== disasterarea51 has joined ==
[!] Grimalkin: Making Gem explode after all this time would just be cruel.
Ghost_In_The_Machine: Kit, say ugh one more time, just for me. :P
Anti-Geminus: hey new person sup
[!] Alcor618: You say that as if it’d be news. You do remember who you’re talking to, right?
[!] Grimalkin: Hello there @disasterarea51! Are you new here?
disasterarea51: @Grimalkin yeah
Kitsune01: ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
[!] Grimalkin: @Alcor618, I know, I know. @disasterarea51, welcome to the chat!
Anti-Geminus: ill be on and off im supposed to be doing math homework
Ghost_In_The_Machine: But seriously it’ll work itself out I bet
disasterarea51: @Grimalkin thank u!
Kitsune01: I sure hope so :(
Kitsune01: but idk…
[!] Grimalkin: So what brings you here, @disasterarea51? Are you from the forums?
disasterarea51: @Grimalkin nah.
Ghost_In_The_Machine: Don’t stress so much sweetie <3
disasterarea51: actually i was hoping u could help me
Kitsune01: bleh
[!] Grimalkin: Help you with what?
Ghost_In_The_Machine: First ugh, then bleh? xD
Kitsune01: mrrrrrrrrr
disasterarea51: youre all in2 demon stuff rite?
Ghost_In_The_Machine: urghhh
[!] Grimalkin: You could say so, yes. Why?
Kitsune01: mlehhhhh
Ghost_In_The_Machine: hisssssss
Kitsune01: mreowrrrrrrr
disasterarea51: so im thinking about summoning alcor
Ghost_In_The_Machine: I’m so glad we had this chat :P
Kitsune01: Me too lol
disasterarea51: do u have any tipz?
Ghost_In_The_Machine: …
Kitsune01: lololol
disasterarea51: i read the wikis n stuff but
[!] Grimalkin: @Alcor618, care to comment?
Kitsune01: omgggggg
disasterarea51: u kno, sometimes they miss stuff…
Ghost_In_The_Machine: My parents want to know why I’m cracking up
[!] Alcor618: you guys handle it
disasterarea51: o yea, ask the guy named alcor, lol…
[!] Alcor618: im eating gummi snakes
Kitsune01: Just tell them it’s porn that’s less embarrassing :P
[!] Alcor618: and thats more fun anyway
Ghost_In_The_Machine: pfft
[!] Grimalkin: …okay then, @Alcor618.
Ghost_In_The_Machine: Aww, pfft would’ve worked as one of those sound things
[!] Grimalkin: Well, my puppy would like to inform you that he likes dogs much more than cats.
Anti-Geminus: wait is what i think is happening here actually happening?
Ghost_In_The_Machine: He’s just this guy, you know?
[!] Grimalkin: Or maybe Gem’s just trying to tell me that she needs to go outside. One of the two.
Kitsune01: eh, we could’ve used a ton of other sounds too
disasterarea51: @Ghost_In_The_Machine very helpful lol
Anti-Geminus: oh this is beautiful
Kitsune01: like eh
disasterarea51: @Grimalkin does he h8 catz? b/c i own 2…
[!] Grimalkin: No.
Ghost_In_The_Machine: Glad to help ya. ;D
Kitsune01: but remember that one uk cult
[!] Grimalkin: I have cats too. That’s not a problem.
[!] Alcor618: @Kitsune01, that was ONE TIME!
disasterarea51: @Grimalkin: good.
Kitsune01: one HILARIOUS time
disasterarea51: wait… not a problem…
Ghost_In_The_Machine: Don’t get your keyboard too sticky
disasterarea51: @Grimalkin u summoned alcor b4?
[!] Grimalkin: @disasterarea51: Yes, I have.
Ghost_In_The_Machine: Though I guess you could just… un-sticky it :P
disasterarea51: holy shit
Anti-Geminus: who wants to sit in the corner and eat popcorn with me?
Kitsune01: I will!
Ghost_In_The_Machine: Only if you make the popcorn @Anti-Geminus! xD
disasterarea51: tell me EVERYTHING
[!] Grimalkin: Anti, didn’t you have math homework to do?
Kitsune01: I’ll make the popcorn :P
disasterarea51: wait can you swear here
Anti-Geminus: math homework? no, you must be imagining things
Ghost_In_The_Machine: pfft
disasterarea51: i hope swearing isnt a problem
Anti-Geminus: screw math homework this is so much better
Kitsune01: *throws popcorn at everybody in the chat*
[!] Grimalkin: There’s no rule against swearing here, @disasterarea51. Just don’t go overboard or say anything offensive.
disasterarea51: @Grimalkin good
Ghost_In_The_Machine: Give me some of the popcorn first, Kit! ;3;
Anti-Geminus: you all are such dorks
disasterarea51: @Grimalkin because seriously, holy SHIT, tell me things
Kitsune01: but we’re YOUR dorks
Anti-Geminus: true that
[!] Grimalkin: What kind of things? And @Alcor618, are you sure you don’t want to speak up here, given that you’re… well, the expert here?
[!] Alcor618: im sure still eating
disasterarea51: @Grimalkin, not sure… everything really lol
Anti-Geminus: now i actually do want some popcorn…
disasterarea51: @Alcor618, is that name b/c u summoned him 618 times or something?
[!] Alcor618: Not exactly.
Anti-Geminus: screw it. popcorn is brain food right?
Kitsune01: Sure, let’s go with that. :P
Anti-Geminus: brb
Ghost_In_The_Machine: Use unscented candles?
disasterarea51: @Ghost_In_The_Machine, i know dat lol
[!] Grimalkin: Don’t ask for anything way out there like eternal life. And don’t be a jerk.
Kitsune01: he’s a nice enough dude xD
disasterarea51: @Grimalkin, k
Ghost_In_The_Machine: Good, not a total noob then :P
Kitsune01: Even if he wouldnt date Bee :(
[!] Alcor618: KIT
[!] Grimalkin: I assume you’ve thought up your deal already? Wording and all?
Kitsune01: sorry not sorry :P
disasterarea51: @Grimalkin, yeah p much
Ghost_In_The_Machine: Do we need another round of Good Idea Bad Idea?
[!] Grimalkin: Good. That’s important for all demons, Alcor included.
Kitsune01: Fine I’ll shut up then :(
disasterarea51: he lieks candy, rite?
[!] Alcor618: you dont have to shut up just
Ghost_In_The_Machine: Kit you still have that popcorn?
Kitsune01: Sure do!
[!] Grimalkin: Guys, you know about Alcor too, feel free to join in.
Anti-Geminus: speaking of popcorn i just got mine irl
Kitsune01: Woo for Anti! :P
[!] Grimalkin: And yes, he does like candy.
[!] Alcor618: I just finished off those gummies. I can talk more now.
Ghost_In_The_Machine: But IDK what else to say :(
Kitsune01: omggggg
Anti-Geminus: nice and buttery too, wish i could share with all of you
disasterarea51: wait you all know lots about alcor, not just @Grimalkin?
Ghost_In_The_Machine: That does sound good
Kitsune01: it’s okay we have virtual popcorn :P
disasterarea51: r u a cult
[!] Grimalkin: Yes, @disasterarea51, we’ve all dealt with him from time to time.
Ghost_In_The_Machine: I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING
Anti-Geminus: @Grimalkin, that’s one way of putting it
Ghost_In_The_Machine: MY PARENTS ARE STARING
disasterarea51: b/c i dont want to mess w/a cult
[!] Grimalkin: We’re not a cult.
Kitsune01: Just embrace the laughter Ghosti xD
[!] Alcor618: No, I wouldn’t call this chat a cult. I can see where you would get that idea, though, @disasterarea51.
disasterarea51: oh god what did i get myself into
Kitsune01: aww
Ghost_In_The_Machine: I’m up for being called a cult if you guys are xD
disasterarea51: i dont even
Kitsune01: Ghosti, your turn for Good Idea Bad Idea
[!] Grimalkin: @disasterarea51, it’s okay! We’re not as scary as you seem to think, I promise!
disasterarea51: sry but i dont want ur help anymoar
Ghost_In_The_Machine: Only kidding! :P
== disasterarea51 has left ==
[!] Grimalkin: @disasterarea51, we can still help you!
Kitsune01: there he go
Anti-Geminus: and we lost him
[!] Alcor618: Lost HER, actually.
Ghost_In_The_Machine: This doesn’t really count as a cult, does it? Or does it? @_@
Anti-Geminus: @Alcor618, oh okay
[!] Grimalkin: @Alcor618, you really should have said something.
Anti-Geminus: wonder why there are so many girls on this chat
Kitsune01: girls love demons, duh :P
Ghost_In_The_Machine: In more ways than one ;)
[!] Alcor618: @Grimalkin, I thought this way was funnier. Seeing what finally was too much for her to handle? Priceless.
Anti-Geminus: @Ghost_In_The_Machine, please not that again
Kitsune01: hehehehe
[!] Grimalkin: You have a weird sense of humor, @Alcor618… though I guess that’s not really a surprise.
Ghost_In_The_Machine: So, Kit, are you feeling any better now? xP
Anti-Geminus: i thought it was funny too
Kitsune01: YES
Kitsune01: YOU BET YOUR ASS I AM
Ghost_In_The_Machine: Anti’s a demon in disguise pass it on