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Main Groupchat
Dimitri A. Blaiddyd: I heard that we have a group chat. You may call me Dimitri. I might not be very active on here, but I do hope that we all get along.
Lysithea Ordelia: I’m sure we will, as long as everyone is mutually respectful and courteous. I’m Lysithea von Ordelia, by the way.
Dimitri A. Blaiddyd: A pleasure to meet you, Ms. Ordelia. I've never been on a group chat before. This is so exciting
Dimitri A. Blaiddyd: My apologies, I did not mean to send that second part :(
Lysithea Ordelia: Ah— it’s fine. Neither have I. It seems a bit pointless, but I’m sure it’ll prove useful once classes start.
Claude Riegan: There’s plenty of uses for a chat like this....
Lysithea Ordelia: Such as?
Claude Riegan: MEME SHARING
Claude Riegan: <studying-equals_procrastinating-and-distracting-others.png>
Hubert Vestra: No.
Ferdinand Aegir: That actually seems like a rather accurate meme! Well, for some of us.
Hubert Vestra: For you, perhaps.
Ferdinand Aegir: Luckily I don’t procrastinate!
Ferdinand Aegir: I wasn’t talking to you, I was very clearly responding to Claude.
Hubert Vestra: Alright and I was responding to you.
Ferdinand Aegir: I‘m opting to ignore it then!
Ferdinand Aegir: How is everyone faring?
Hubert Vestra: Childish.
Claude Riegan: <boss-baby-asking-for-fight.png>
Claude Riegan: ^hubert
Hubert Vestra: Is that supposed to be me? Or be for me?
Claude Riegan: That is you
Hubert Vestra: I do not look like that.
Hubert Vestra: I do not wear a suit, nor am I a baby.
Claude Riegan: Wearing black? Check!
Hubert Vestra: It is a flattering colour.
Claude Riegan: Looks ready to kill? DOUBLE CHECK!
Ferdinand Aegir: It’s technically not a color
Claude Riegan: It’s gotta be you
Hubert Vestra: I must have Alzheimer’s, because I don’t remember asking.
Ferdinand Aegir: That’s insensitive, Hubert!
Hubert Vestra: Oh. Pity.
Claude Riegan: He’s really set on creating conflict...
Hubert Vestra: I’m actually not.
Hubert Vestra: I just got here.
Claude Riegan: To fight, yes
Claude Riegan: It was peaceful up until your appearance
Ferdinand Aegir: ^
Hubert Vestra: I would actually rather not waste my time fighting with the likes of you.
Hubert Vestra: And again, perhaps that is a you issue.
Ferdinand Aegir: For a philosopher you’re quite terrible at coming up with clever comebacks
Hubert Vestra: I’m not attempting to come at with ‘clever comebacks’.
Ferdinand Aegir: Okay <3
Hubert Vestra: Ok.
Ferdinand Aegir: Anyways, Thanks for the meme Claude! I thought it was rather humorous.
Claude Riegan: I’m glad you enjoyed it, Ferdinand! You are a man of culture.
Claude Riegan: I also heard... there’s a young new teacher on campus
Prof. Byleth Eisner: I heard he's pretty attractive, too.
Hubert Vestra: Unprofessional as well.
Claude Riegan: Aye! Teach!
Ferdinand Aegir: Hubert, Do not be mean. We don’t even know what the new Professor’s like!
Claude Riegan: You fancy yourself attractive?
Prof. Byleth Eisner: I fancy myself sarcastic.
Claude Riegan: Cause you’re not wrong
Hubert Vestra: Literally don’t talk to me Ferdinand.
Prof. Byleth Eisner: Ha ha, thanks.
Ferdinand Aegir: What is your problem? Am I suddenly not allowed to speak in this groupchat?
Hubert Vestra: No.
Ferdinand Aegir: And hello, New Professor!
Ferdinand Aegir: I’m Ferdinand von Aegir, It’s such a pleasure to meet you!
Prof. Byleth Eisner: Nice to meet you too.