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Before I even start dis', I'm gonna tell you right now it's gonna be awkward! I've never done anything like dis' before, so if I sound dorky or stupid, dats' why! OK, uh, we met 'bout a month ago. I saw you when I was cracking some random fatsos head with my bat. You were on da' Femme! Team, but you were a Blu! so at least we were on da' same side. I got all nervous and shaky when I first saw you, my bat nearly fell outta' my hands cause you were so hot! And for some reason I think I heard dis' weird love song playing in my head, it was sorta like a giant cupid train hit me, not just one tiny little arrow. After that, I done anything and everything to see you as much as possible, I wanted to talk to you but I couldn't talk, soon as I saw your face, my throat would just kinda close up...
I asked Ma for advice, told her my problem, and after she got done squealing 'bout "How her son was in love and dat she was finally gonna get some grandkids", she calmed down and told me to just stay cool, maybe give you a gift of some kind. I nicked some roses from her house as I left, I felt sorta bad about it, but not really; dat spook had gotten 'em for her.
I just tore da' card he wrote to her off 'em and I gave 'em to you, you looked really surprised, your eyes glowing behind your glasses. You took 'em, smelled 'em said thank you very much, and kissed my cheek before disappearing. I could only stand 'dere, rubbing the cheek dat' now had a perfect lipstick mark from your lips. We kept bumpin' into each other after dat, and started datin' a while after dat'. I don't think I would change anything 'bout how we met, and I definitely wouldn't change anything 'bout you, babe.
I love ya,
Danny