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yamato added mitsuki and sogo to the chat
mitsuki: what is this
mitsuki: what is the meaning of this nikaido yamato
sogo: Hello.
mitsuki: hi... sorry do I know you?
sogo: I don’t think so.
mitsuki: oh god not again
mitsuki: yamato stop involving innocent girls in your silly pranks!!
sogo: I’m not a girl.
mitsuki: well that’s new
mitsuki: YAMATO
yamato: yEs?
mitsuki: bitcf
mitsuki: what are you up to now
yamato added nagi, riku, and 1 other to the chat
mitsuki: there's more????
nagi: Oh?
nagi: It seems like I’ve been added to another group conversation.
nagi: Allow me to introduce myself.
nagi: M, 19, Interested in women.
mitsuki: what is this, a dating site
nagi: It can be anything you want it to be ;-)
mitsuki: i feel sick
nagi: Then let me take care of you! where are you right now?
riku: i don’t think they meant it literally, M
nagi: Who is M?
riku: you???
mitsuki: oh my god
nagi: No, that’s wrong!
nagi: Please call me Nagi!
nagi: Rokuya Nagi.
riku: i see...
riku: nice to meet you nagi-san!
mitsuki: again
mitsuki: do i know you guys
riku: sorry about that, i forgot to introduce myself! i'm nanase riku, 18!
riku: now you knpw me ^w^
riku: know* ;w;
sogo: Were we doing introductions?
sogo: I’m Osaka Sogo. Twenty years old. Pleased to meet you all.
tamaki: yotsuba tamaki 17
tamaki: idk what im doing here =3=
mitsuki: well that makes two of us
nagi: Oh...
nagi: It’s an all boys chatroom :-(
mitsuki: yeah sorry about that
mitsuki: anyway the name's izumi mitsuki
mitsuki: i apologize in behalf of my friend for all this
mitsuki: who btw is rEADING EVERYTHING BUT ISNT RESPONDING
nagi: Who? Yamato?
mitsuki: you know him?
nagi: Yes! Yamato is a dear friend of mine!
mitsuki: really?
mitsuki: wait do all of you know him
sogo: I do.
riku: i know him!
tamaki: nope
tamaki: ah wait
tamaki: i do
tamaki: yama-san, right? he wears glasses and has a creepy look in his face
mitsuki: lol that's him alright
yamato: ouch i prefer to call my look "mysterious"
mitsuki: YAMATO
mitsuki: EXPLAIN YOURSELF NOW
yamato added iori to the group chat
mitsuki: what
mitsuki: why did you add my brother
iori: Nii-san, what is this
mitsuki: iori i'm afraid i cant answer that
mitsuki: i've been asking the same question for about ten minutes now
tamaki: :o
tamaki: it's iorin
iori: Yotsuba-san???
tamaki: ye
iori: What are you doing here
iori: I'm confused
tamaki: sorry,,
sogo: Tamaki-kun, why are you apologizing?
mitsuki: yeah aren't you supposed to say "me too" or something
nagi: Hahahahahahahaha!
nagi: You are all so interesting!
iori: So there's still someone who types "hahaha" in today's age
nagi: In what way should I laugh then?
tamaki: lmao
tamaki: lol
tamaki: lel
riku: if you find it really funny you can also use "rofl"!
iori: But no one uses that
riku: whaaaat? ><
riku: i do!
riku: rofl
nagi: rofl
tamaki: rofl
iori: Please stop
mitsuki: rofl
iori: Nii-san, not you too
sogo: Then how about "XD"?
tamaki: no way...
tamaki: that's rlly lame sou-chan
sogo: ...Sou-chan?
tamaki: wat
sogo: Um.
sogo: Nothing.
yamato: yep i think that's everyone
mitsuki: what?
yamato named the group "the seven dwarfs"
mitsuki: ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF ME?!?!?
iori: Nii-san, calm down
yamato: not at all :P
yamato: anyway
yamato: all of u are probably thinking
yamato: "what the fuck is this?"
tamaki: mmmm
sogo: Language
tamaki: i didnt say anything
yamato: u see, i was in the shower when it came to me
yamato: it hit me hard in the head
riku: what did? are you alright yamato-san?
mitsuki: yamato
mitsuki: can you PLEASE try to explain this in a way most of us will understand
yamato: wait lemme finish, cupcake
yamato: so i was in the shower and out of NOWHERE i thought "hey! go is five, ni is two, nana is seven" and so on
iori: Yes we know Nikaido-san
iori: We went to kindergarten as well
yamato: then i thought of u guys and it slowly made sense
yamato: it was a huge revelation so i just had to do this
yamato: thats all
mitsuki: what the hell are you talking about
mitsuki: why am i still friends with you
riku: ?????????
sogo: I see. I think I understand.
mitsuki: SERIOUSLY SOGO??
mitsuki: it's either you're really smart or ur too nice that you put up with yamato's bs
tamaki: i want to understand!!!!!
sogo: Yamato-san, can I give it a try?
yamato: y not
sogo: While he was in the shower, Yamato-san realized that we all had the numbers one to seven somewhere in our names, and he thought it would be a good idea to bring us all together in this chat despite not knowing each other.
sogo: Did I get that right, Yamato-san?
yamato: THANK U
yamato: see
yamato: sou gets it
nagi: Oh Sogo, you're a genius!
sogo: It was no big deal...
yamato: heyheyheyhey
yamato: it wasnt his idea
nagi: No, but he's a genius for deciphering what you were saying.
yamato: nagi...when did you learn to be so cruel...onii san is hurt B(
mitsuki: i think it just comes naturally when one talks with you
mitsuki: i'm proud of you nagi
yamato: but y
yamato: arent u all blown away by this
riku: i think it's so cool! i feel like we're all destined to meet or something!
iori: I have to admit it's quite clever, but keep in mind that all of this is merely a coincidence
riku: cmon iori, don't be so stiff. don't you feel some sort of connection? *o*
iori: Not really
riku: >___<" i can't talk with you...
iori: Then don't
riku: wha
mitsuki: iori!
mitsuki: sorry about that riku... he can be a bit sharp-tongued!
iori: Why
iori: I didn't say anything wrong, did I
riku: you...
tamaki: AHH I GET IT YAMASAN!!!!!!!!
sogo: Just now...?
mitsuki: aNYWAY
mitsuki: so what's your plan yamato
yamato: nothing really. i just wanted to see how itd go if i did it
yamato: the thought has been bugging me for a while lol
nagi: That's it?
yamato: yeahhhh
yamato: so u can leave now or whatever i guess
iori: Okay
nagi: Wait!!! Don't leave yet!
nagi: Meeting in such a fateful manner is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
nagi: And for some unexplainable reason, I wanted to know you guys more...
nagi: I don't want to end this so abruptly.
riku: i
riku: i feel the same!
riku: like i said, this must be destiny!! òwó
sogo: I agree. I thought this was fun.
sogo: It would be a shame to let this go to waste.
sogo: XD
tamaki: yeah!! i want to stay too ^^
tamaki: also sou-chan stop using that
nagi: Oh!!!!!! I'm so glad you all think the same.
nagi: Please, let us all be friends!
yamato: well
yamato: i guess we can try?
mitsuki: kfrjgslkgjlf
mitsuki: yamato... this is all your fault
mitsuki: i'm way too attached with these kids to back out now
riku: yay!!!!!!!
riku: iori!
riku: u still there? :/
nagi: Iori, please.
tamaki: iorinnnnn
sogo: Iori-kun :)
mitsuki: hey iori~
yamato: we need u ichi, ur number one after all
iori: Guess it can't be helped
iori: If Nii-san is staying then so am I
riku: (/^o^)/~
tamaki: ~\(^o^\)
yamato: wOw
yamato: guess weve come full circle
nagi: Oh but isn't it supposed to be heptagon?
nagi: because
nagi: we are seven
nagi: and a heptagon has seven sides
nagi: rofl
iori: Way to ruin the mood
mitsuki: it's too late to remove nagi now, isn't it