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john kramer's gay cult

Summary:

SuperiorJigsaw has added ReverseBearTrapped, st4lkerb0i, and LtNelson to john kramer’s gay cult. (The apprentices have a group chat. Things go about as well as you'd expect.)

Notes:

(See the end of the work for notes.)

Chapter 1: john kramer's gay cult

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SuperiorJigsaw has added ReverseBearTrapped, st4lkerb0i, and LtNelson to john kramer’s gay cult.

 

st4lkerb0i: fhskghsghs rOCKSTAR THE CHAT NAME LMAO

SuperiorJigsaw: it's fuckin true

SuperiorJigsaw: adam get larold to make an account

SuperiorJigsaw: ……...larry

st4lkerb0i: L A R O L D

st4lkerb0i: IM FJCKING CRYING LAROLD OH MY GLD

ReverseBearTrapped: AMANDA that was supposed to be a SECRET

st4lkerb0i: larold

st4lkerb0i: dr larold gordon

st4lkerb0i: HFKSGHS HE JUST ASKED WHAT IM LAUGHING AT

ReverseBearTrapped: i can never go to the hospital again

ReverseBearTrapped: my career is over

SuperiorJigsaw: el u know i’ll kick his ass

ReverseBearTrapped: you're 5’3

SuperiorJigsaw: YOUR POINT??????

SuperiorJigsaw: eleanor.

SuperiorJigsaw: ELEANOR

SuperiorJigsaw: el

SuperiorJigsaw: el

SuperiorJigsaw: el

SuperiorJigsaw: el el el el eeeeeelllllllll

SuperiorJigsaw: eeeeeleeeaaaanooooooor

st4lkerb0i: omg lovers quarrel

SuperiorJigsaw: shit up adam!!!

SuperiorJigsaw: shut

SuperiorJigsaw: go get your old man fuckin boyfriend to make a goddamn account!!!!

SuperiorJigsaw: ELEANOR!!!!!!!!

st4lkerb0i: shit up

SuperiorJigsaw: SHUT UP ADAM

ReverseBearTrapped: mandy i’m ONE room over omfg just come in here

SuperiorJigsaw: no im comfy

SuperiorJigsaw: u come in here

st4lkerb0i: ………

SuperiorJigsaw: adam i will fucking punch you

st4lkerb0i: you two are G A Y

SuperiorJigsaw: adam i am blocking yyhhhhghkghhhgjgghfggfg

st4lkerb0i: uhh rockstar u good over there

st4lkerb0i: HELLO

st4lkerb0i: hellooooooooooo

st4lkerb0i: omg lawrence is making an account rn

 

st4lkerboi has added LGordon62 to john kramer’s gay cult.

 

st4lkerb0i: LARRY SAY HI

LGordon62: Hello.

st4lkerb0i: guys he just asked me what this is

st4lkerb0i: guys

st4lkerb0i: GUYS

st4lkerb0i: guuuuys are u fucking

st4lkerb0i: i can't believe you've left me all alooooone

st4lkerb0i: really brings back memories

st4lkerb0i: fucking rude

st4lkerb0i: guys for real?????

st4lkerb0i: ppppleeeeeeaaaaase

st4lkerb0i: FINE

st4lkerb0i: hey lawrence can we make out

st4lkerb0i: …….he said no

st4lkerb0i: larry reply in the chat

st4lkerb0i: larry

st4lkerb0i: lawrence

LGordon62: Leave

LGordon62: Leave chat

LGordon62: Stop receiving messages

st4lkerb0i: omg what are u doing

st4lkerb0i: OMG HES TRYING TO LEAVE THE CHAT IM LOSING MY MIND LARRY LMAOOOOO FJDMGJDGJD

st4lkerb0i: sorry babe ur stuck with us

st4lkerb0i: ……..

st4lkerb0i: rockstar + el you've been gone for like an hour what are you DOING

 

SuperiorJigsaw sent my girlfriend is hot as FUCK.jpeg

 

st4lkerb0i: ……...shiiiiit

st4lkerb0i: SCORE ONE FOR ROCKSTAR

LtNelson: why did I just get a picture of my assistant in lingerie?

SuperiorJigsaw: …..haha whoops forgot u were in this nelson…

ReverseBearTrapped: oh my god

ReverseBearTrapped: oh my GOD

ReverseBearTrapped: logan PLEASE ignore that

ReverseBearTrapped: AMANDA WHY

SuperiorJigsaw: you’re hot im sorry!!!!!

ReverseBearTrapped: THAT DOESNT MEAN TAKE PICTURES OF ME WHEN IM NOT PAYING ATTENTION

SuperiorJigsaw: thats not faaaair thats how adam seduced larry!!!

st4lkerb0i: ok not true

SuperiorJigsaw: um so true? you wouldn’t have even MET if you hadn’t taken those

SuperiorJigsaw: I MEAN LOOK AT YOUR UN

LGordon62: Excuse me

LGordon62: Adam and I had a perfectly healthy development to our relationship!

st4lkerb0i: YEAH ROCKSTAR SHUT IT

st4lkerb0i: fuck yeah lawrence ily!!!

SuperiorJigsaw: umm u met in a fucking bathroom

SuperiorJigsaw: like not even a functional bathroom??

LGordon62: Whose fault was that exactly, Amanda?

SuperiorJigsaw: i mean

SuperiorJigsaw: technically yours

st4lkerb0i: amanda…

st4lkerb0i: jesus…..

LtNelson: Amanda that was too far

 

LGordon62 has left john kramer’s gay cult.

 

SuperiorJigsaw: ok… fuck..

SuperiorJigsaw: adam

SuperiorJigsaw: adaaaam

st4lkerb0i: stop okay

st4lkerb0i: that was fucking shitty

 

Private Message: LtNelson and SuperiorJigsaw

 

LtNelson: hey

SuperiorJigsaw: don’t fucking lecture me nelson

LtNelson: I’m not going to lecture you

LtNelson: I know you didn't mean anything by it

LtNelson: or the picture of El

LtNelson: but sometimes your humor gets…

LtNelson: carried away, kind of

LtNelson: you know it was hard for Larry after their game

SuperiorJigsaw: you think it wasn't hard for all of us?!

SuperiorJigsaw: that's the fucking POINT

LtNelson: i know Amanda

SuperiorJigsaw: don’t ‘amanda’ me…..

SuperiorJigsaw: hey nelson...

LtNelson: yeah?

SuperiorJigsaw: umm

SuperiorJigsaw: el… left

LtNelson: left?

SuperiorJigsaw: yeah

LtNelson: like how?

SuperiorJigsaw: she got really quiet after she saw the picture and got up and put on her robe and walked out

SuperiorJigsaw: don't make fun of me

SuperiorJigsaw: but is everyone mad at me

SuperiorJigsaw: do you all hate me

LtNelson: no one hates you

LtNelson: I think Adam and Larry just need a little time to cool off

LtNelson: and you should talk to Eleanor

SuperiorJigsaw: what if she's mad

LtNelson: she won’t be

SuperiorJigsaw: BUT WHAT IF SHE IS.

LtNelson: then apologize

SuperiorJigsaw: ?!?!?!?!

SuperiorJigsaw: im fucking bad at that!?

LtNelson: “hey El, I’m sorry I sent a picture of you without asking and I promise I’ll ask if I want to do it again”

SuperiorJigsaw: that sounds stupid

SuperiorJigsaw: i’m such a fucking fuck up!!!

LtNelson: I’m not replying until you talk to her

SuperiorJigsaw: nelson

SuperiorJigsaw: NELSON

SuperiorJigsaw: logan please

LtNelson: Amanda it'll be okay

SuperiorJigsaw: okay…….

SuperiorJigsaw: fucking delete these messages

 

Message History between LtNelson and SuperiorJigsaw has been erased.