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SuperiorJigsaw has added ReverseBearTrapped, st4lkerb0i, and LtNelson to john kramer’s gay cult.
st4lkerb0i: fhskghsghs rOCKSTAR THE CHAT NAME LMAO
SuperiorJigsaw: it's fuckin true
SuperiorJigsaw: adam get larold to make an account
SuperiorJigsaw: ……...larry
st4lkerb0i: L A R O L D
st4lkerb0i: IM FJCKING CRYING LAROLD OH MY GLD
ReverseBearTrapped: AMANDA that was supposed to be a SECRET
st4lkerb0i: larold
st4lkerb0i: dr larold gordon
st4lkerb0i: HFKSGHS HE JUST ASKED WHAT IM LAUGHING AT
ReverseBearTrapped: i can never go to the hospital again
ReverseBearTrapped: my career is over
SuperiorJigsaw: el u know i’ll kick his ass
ReverseBearTrapped: you're 5’3
SuperiorJigsaw: YOUR POINT??????
SuperiorJigsaw: eleanor.
SuperiorJigsaw: ELEANOR
SuperiorJigsaw: el
SuperiorJigsaw: el
SuperiorJigsaw: el
SuperiorJigsaw: el el el el eeeeeelllllllll
SuperiorJigsaw: eeeeeleeeaaaanooooooor
st4lkerb0i: omg lovers quarrel
SuperiorJigsaw: shit up adam!!!
SuperiorJigsaw: shut
SuperiorJigsaw: go get your old man fuckin boyfriend to make a goddamn account!!!!
SuperiorJigsaw: ELEANOR!!!!!!!!
st4lkerb0i: shit up
SuperiorJigsaw: SHUT UP ADAM
ReverseBearTrapped: mandy i’m ONE room over omfg just come in here
SuperiorJigsaw: no im comfy
SuperiorJigsaw: u come in here
st4lkerb0i: ………
SuperiorJigsaw: adam i will fucking punch you
st4lkerb0i: you two are G A Y
SuperiorJigsaw: adam i am blocking yyhhhhghkghhhgjgghfggfg
st4lkerb0i: uhh rockstar u good over there
st4lkerb0i: HELLO
st4lkerb0i: hellooooooooooo
st4lkerb0i: omg lawrence is making an account rn
st4lkerboi has added LGordon62 to john kramer’s gay cult.
st4lkerb0i: LARRY SAY HI
LGordon62: Hello.
st4lkerb0i: guys he just asked me what this is
st4lkerb0i: guys
st4lkerb0i: GUYS
st4lkerb0i: guuuuys are u fucking
st4lkerb0i: i can't believe you've left me all alooooone
st4lkerb0i: really brings back memories
st4lkerb0i: fucking rude
st4lkerb0i: guys for real?????
st4lkerb0i: ppppleeeeeeaaaaase
st4lkerb0i: FINE
st4lkerb0i: hey lawrence can we make out
st4lkerb0i: …….he said no
st4lkerb0i: larry reply in the chat
st4lkerb0i: larry
st4lkerb0i: lawrence
LGordon62: Leave
LGordon62: Leave chat
LGordon62: Stop receiving messages
st4lkerb0i: omg what are u doing
st4lkerb0i: OMG HES TRYING TO LEAVE THE CHAT IM LOSING MY MIND LARRY LMAOOOOO FJDMGJDGJD
st4lkerb0i: sorry babe ur stuck with us
st4lkerb0i: ……..
st4lkerb0i: rockstar + el you've been gone for like an hour what are you DOING
SuperiorJigsaw sent my girlfriend is hot as FUCK.jpeg
st4lkerb0i: ……...shiiiiit
st4lkerb0i: SCORE ONE FOR ROCKSTAR
LtNelson: why did I just get a picture of my assistant in lingerie?
SuperiorJigsaw: …..haha whoops forgot u were in this nelson…
ReverseBearTrapped: oh my god
ReverseBearTrapped: oh my GOD
ReverseBearTrapped: logan PLEASE ignore that
ReverseBearTrapped: AMANDA WHY
SuperiorJigsaw: you’re hot im sorry!!!!!
ReverseBearTrapped: THAT DOESNT MEAN TAKE PICTURES OF ME WHEN IM NOT PAYING ATTENTION
SuperiorJigsaw: thats not faaaair thats how adam seduced larry!!!
st4lkerb0i: ok not true
SuperiorJigsaw: um so true? you wouldn’t have even MET if you hadn’t taken those
SuperiorJigsaw: I MEAN LOOK AT YOUR UN
LGordon62: Excuse me
LGordon62: Adam and I had a perfectly healthy development to our relationship!
st4lkerb0i: YEAH ROCKSTAR SHUT IT
st4lkerb0i: fuck yeah lawrence ily!!!
SuperiorJigsaw: umm u met in a fucking bathroom
SuperiorJigsaw: like not even a functional bathroom??
LGordon62: Whose fault was that exactly, Amanda?
SuperiorJigsaw: i mean
SuperiorJigsaw: technically yours
st4lkerb0i: amanda…
st4lkerb0i: jesus…..
LtNelson: Amanda that was too far
LGordon62 has left john kramer’s gay cult.
SuperiorJigsaw: ok… fuck..
SuperiorJigsaw: adam
SuperiorJigsaw: adaaaam
st4lkerb0i: stop okay
st4lkerb0i: that was fucking shitty
Private Message: LtNelson and SuperiorJigsaw
LtNelson: hey
SuperiorJigsaw: don’t fucking lecture me nelson
LtNelson: I’m not going to lecture you
LtNelson: I know you didn't mean anything by it
LtNelson: or the picture of El
LtNelson: but sometimes your humor gets…
LtNelson: carried away, kind of
LtNelson: you know it was hard for Larry after their game
SuperiorJigsaw: you think it wasn't hard for all of us?!
SuperiorJigsaw: that's the fucking POINT
LtNelson: i know Amanda
SuperiorJigsaw: don’t ‘amanda’ me…..
SuperiorJigsaw: hey nelson...
LtNelson: yeah?
SuperiorJigsaw: umm
SuperiorJigsaw: el… left
LtNelson: left?
SuperiorJigsaw: yeah
LtNelson: like how?
SuperiorJigsaw: she got really quiet after she saw the picture and got up and put on her robe and walked out
SuperiorJigsaw: don't make fun of me
SuperiorJigsaw: but is everyone mad at me
SuperiorJigsaw: do you all hate me
LtNelson: no one hates you
LtNelson: I think Adam and Larry just need a little time to cool off
LtNelson: and you should talk to Eleanor
SuperiorJigsaw: what if she's mad
LtNelson: she won’t be
SuperiorJigsaw: BUT WHAT IF SHE IS.
LtNelson: then apologize
SuperiorJigsaw: ?!?!?!?!
SuperiorJigsaw: im fucking bad at that!?
LtNelson: “hey El, I’m sorry I sent a picture of you without asking and I promise I’ll ask if I want to do it again”
SuperiorJigsaw: that sounds stupid
SuperiorJigsaw: i’m such a fucking fuck up!!!
LtNelson: I’m not replying until you talk to her
SuperiorJigsaw: nelson
SuperiorJigsaw: NELSON
SuperiorJigsaw: logan please
LtNelson: Amanda it'll be okay
SuperiorJigsaw: okay…….
SuperiorJigsaw: fucking delete these messages
Message History between LtNelson and SuperiorJigsaw has been erased.
