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[cats rule the world (i don’t make the rules)]
<Kwon Hyunbin> created the chat <cats rule the world (i don’t make the rules)>
<Kwon Hyunbin> added <Kim Yongguk> to the chat
<Kwon Hyunbin> added <Takada Kenta> to the chat
<Kwon Hyunbin> changed their nickname to <butler in training>
<butler in training> changed <Kim Yongguk>’s nickname to <Main Butler>
<butler in training> changed <Takada Kenta>’s nickname to <neko shitsuji>
Main Butler: while the chat name is The Gospel Truth,was another chat really needed?
butler in training:
well taehyun hyung and sanggyun hyung are this 
close to kick us out of our main chat for spamming pics of tolbi and rcy
butler in training: idk about u but i wouldn’t chance pissing them off further
Main Butler: fair enough
neko shitsuji: well hyung is a damn hypocrite
neko shitsuji:
Main Butler: awwww!!
butler in training: where did you get that from???
neko shitsuji: it’s somewhere deep in his ig
neko shitsuji: iirc he took it while we were in macau with a group of friends
neko shitsuji: it was before meeting you two
butler in training: i see…
Main Butler: i love when strays are so affectionate!
neko shitsuji:
right?? 
neko shitsuji: btw only the 3 of us in this chat is kinda boring dont u think?
neko shitsuji: we need to spread the cat love! ლ(=ↀωↀ=)ლ
Main Butler: can’t say i disagree with that last part
butler in training: say yongguk, should we add your friend to the groupchat?
Main Butler: which friend?
butler in training: shihyun
Main Butler: he won’t like it
<butler in training> added <Kim Shihyun> to the chat
<butler in training> changed <Kim Shihyun>’s nickname to <2nd in command>
butler in training:
appreciate me giving up my founding member of the chat status in favor of THE OG yongguk assistant™ 
neko shitsuji: *golf clap*
2nd in command: what is this
butler in training: hi shihyun! welcome to the cat butlers chat!
2nd in command: i have enough of hyung’s cats at home
2nd in command: as much as i like them i don’t wanna talk about them 24/7
<2nd in command> left the chat
Main Butler: told you
<neko shitsuji> added <Kim Shihyun> to the chat
<neko shitsuji> changed <Kim Shihyun>’s nickname to <2nd in command>
neko shitsuji: don’t leave us :((((((((
2nd in command: …
neko shitsuji:
2nd in command: if you promise not to use that ever again i might stay
neko shitsuji: roger that (｡･з･)ゞ
2nd in command: i…
butler in training: who else should we add?
neko shitsuji: how can you talk about cats and not mention daniel tbh?
butler in training: shit u rite
<butler in training> added <Kang Daniel> to the chat
Kang Daniel: i love the name of this chat already
butler in training: hi hyung!
neko shitsuji: daniel! hello!
Main Butler: hey there
Kang Daniel: oh hello everyone!
neko shitsuji: it isn’t everyone :L
butler in training: shihyun is being difficult
<butler in training> poked <2nd in command>
2nd in command: hi hyung
Kang Daniel: lol hi
butler in training: quick,pick a name!
Kang Daniel: ok!
<Kang Daniel> changed their nickname to <peterooney>
peterooney: so,,,what are we doing here?
butler in training:
butler in training: lol jokes aside we mainly talk about cats
Main Butler: post photos of cats
neko shitsuji: gush over cats
butler in training: whether they’re our own or someone else’s
peterooney: my people
peterooney:
neko shitsuji: awww!
butler in training: so pretty!
butler in training: ...you look good too hyung :P
peterooney: lol!
Main Butler:
peterooney: wait is this gc an exclusive one or are we allowed to add whomever?
neko shitsuji: anyone!
Main Butler: ***as long as they’re cat lovers
peterooney: gotcha
peterooney: so may i add this one hyung of mine?
peterooney: he got the prettiest kitten fairly recently
butler in training:
more kitties
<peterooney> added <Kim Minseok> to the chat
Kim Minseok: ...hello?
peterooney: hyung! it’s daniel!
Kim Minseok: oh hi!
peterooney: my friends here made a chat to gather every cat lover we know lol
butler in training: hello i’m hyunbin!
Main Butler: i’m yongguk or longguo,nice to meet you
neko shitsuji: and i’m kenta! hi!
butler in training: we have another member but im suspecting he muted the chat
Main Butler: i just confirmed with him,he really did
Kim Minseok: lol it’s okay
Kim Minseok: i assume i have to pick a new name?
butler in training: it would be preferred,yes!
<Kim Minseok> changed their nickname to <cat eyes>
neko shitsuji: do you really have cat eyes or do you just appreciate feline features?
cat eyes: both lol
cat eyes: i’ve been told i have pretty eyes,especially when i let my friend talk me into wearing makeup
peterooney: can attest to that
butler in training: ohhh can we see?
butler in training: if u dont mind
cat eyes: sure i guess
cat eyes:
neko shitsuji: wOW
Main Butler: very pretty eyes,yes
butler in training: you’re really handsome!
peterooney: thats the 1st thing i said as soon as i met him lol
cat eyes: lol i remember
cat eyes: thanks everyone
butler in training: i think it’s only fair that you see who you’re talking to lol
butler in training: since i asked you first lemme do the honors
butler in training:
Main Butler: why this one?????
Main Butler: i could’ve sent one myself
butler in training:
at least it’s in character with the chat! 
Main Butler:
...i guess so 
butler in training: anywaysss i’m the taller one and yongguk hyung is the other one ;)
Main Butler: “the other one”...you brat
neko shitsuji: and this is me!
neko shitsuji:
no cat ears or whiskers tho 
neko shitsuji:
peterooney:
you already know what i look like 
cat eyes: lol yes
cat eyes: thanks everyone, you all look great as well!
neko shitsuji: （。＞ω＜）。
cat eyes: btw i don’t want to impose a hierarchy,i’m just curious to know if i’m the eldest here?
cat eyes: ...i most likely am...
peterooney: sorry for breaking your heart but you are lol
cat eyes:
should’ve figured 
neko shitsuji: oh daniel mentioned you getting a kitty,hyung?
cat eyes: yes!
cat eyes: to think i used to be scared of cats...
cat eyes: this is Tan,a maine coon
cat eyes:
butler in training: omgggggg Ｏ(≧▽≦)Ｏ
Main Butler: so beautiful!
Main Butler: and i’m glad you got over your fear!
neko shitsuji: so cuteeeeee o(≧∇≦o)
peterooney: kyaaaaa!!!
cat eyes: you’ve met him already,daniel...
peterooney: i know,but he’s so fluffyyyy
cat eyes: can’t deny it
cat eyes: yeah one of my best friends got two cats and i slowly warmed up to them
cat eyes: i never would’ve imagined i’d one day end up with a cat of my own but here i am
Main Butler: welcome to the dark side,we have cat food and scratch posts
cat eyes: right, i know daniel has two cats but do you guys have any?
Main Butler: i do
Main Butler:
Main Butler: the brown one is rcy, the black and white one is tolbi
Main Butler: tolbi has been with me the longest but is still young,rcy is the maknae-
cat eyes: they’re both very beautiful! and rcy looks playful
Main Butler: she really is,she even picks up toys like a dog
cat eyes: i’m looking forward to when i’ll be able to teach tan some tricks
butler in training:
im so sad my building doesnt accept pets 
butler in training: at least i get to practice with hyung’s cats
neko shitsuji: and my roomie is allergic :L
neko shitsuji: i need to brush my clothes every time i leave yongguk’s place
cat eyes: i get how annoying it can be lmao
cat eyes: sorry guys but i gotta leave now
cat eyes: it was nice chatting with you and meeting daniel’s friends,talk to you soon
peterooney: thank you for accepting my invite!
Main Butler: thanks for hanging out with us
neko shitsuji: byeeeee (≧∇≦)/
butler in training: bye bye!
butler in training: if you know any other cat lover feel free to add them~
cat eyes: will do!
cat eyes: bye everyone
peterooney: bye hyung, see you on sunday
peterooney:
aaand i need to peace out too,ttyl 
butler in training: you still up for some bball tomorrow afternoon?
peterooney:
of course 
same place same time?
butler in training: yup, see you then
neko shitsuji: i think we’re all trickling away lol
neko shitsuji: bye everyone!
Main Butler: bye!
butler in training: hey hyung
Main Butler: yeah come over
butler in training: ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
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