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Shining under the stage spotlight are eleven mannequins of past USA presidents. Dot was seen standing next to an Abraham Lincoln mannequin.
"Hello." Dot greeted the readers. "I'm Dot Warners. Also known as Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Fanna Bo Besca III. But you can just call me your favorite warner sibling. Joining me today I present you: Atomoni."
Right on cue, the Atomoni appeared behind Dot one by one in a singsong tone.
"Hello." Sabrina sang.
"Hello." Catalina sang.
"Hello." Deja sang.
Dot placed one hand on the Abraham Lincoln mannequin.
"Today, we'd like to sing a little song about." Dot said.
The weight of Dot's leaning hand knocked all the presidential mannequins down to the floor in a domino sequence.
"Oops. Sorry gentlemen. Well, the song's not about these dummies anyway." Sabrina said as she pointed her thumb at the presidential mannequins.
"It's a little ditty we've composed detailing the accomplishments of the women behind the men." Catalina added.
Dot, Sabrina, Catalina, and Deja moved under the sign that read "First Ladies of the U.S.A." above them.
"Every single first lady of the United States of America." Deja continued.
"Please put two minutes on the clock." Dot said.
Wakko and Yakko walked onto the stage.
"Uh no no no no, you're going to sing about every first lady in two minutes?" Yakko asked. "Have you girls practiced this?"
Sabrina effortlessly carried a pile of First Lady mannequins in her arms and dropped them down in front of Yakko and Wakko.
"Well, no. We have not." Dot replied confidently.
"But we're gonna do our best." Catalina said confidently.
Wakko started the stopwatch without hesitation. Dot, Sabrina, Catalina, and Deja put on dresses to start representing each of the First Ladies.
Dot: First first-lady Martha Washington stood strong at Valley Forge
And good old Dolly Madison saved Martha's husband George
From the British in the White House in the War of 1812
These were not just wives of presidents, but patriots themselves!
Catalina: Eleanor Roosevelt, lady on a mission
Head of the United Nations human rights commission
Just like a tea bag you knew Eleanor was strong
Cause she thrived when in hot water, just like me singing this song!
Deja: Lady Bird Johnson kept America clean
Betty Ford and Nancy Reagan, too, if you know what I mean. Michelle Obama is an icon who put veggies in your school
And like Jacqueline Onassis, the epitome of cool!
Sabrina: Rosalynn Carter lobbied for the Equal Rights Amendment
Florence Harding ran a paper, till her husband became president. Abigail Adams helped John form his politics, and her son
John Quincy Adams was POTUS number 6!
"Umm? How many first ladies are there?" Wakko interrupted.
"Just 45." Dot replied.
"Why you ask?" Deja asked.
"Uhhhhhh, I hate to tell you this, but you girls only have one minute left." Yakko stated.
"What?!" Dot cried.
Sabrina stretched her neck and looked closely at Wakko's stopwatch.
"Oh no, he's right!" Sabrina said to Dot. "We do have one minute left!"
"But that can't be right!" Deja said.
"Let's speed this up, girls!" Catalina said.
Dot: Ah! Martha Jefferson, that's just eleven
Now we'll have to rush. Pat Nixon, and Melania Trump, and Barb and Laura Bush
Lou Hoover, Sarah Polk, and Lucy Hayes, what were we thinking?
Sabrina: We had three verses on the tragic life of Mary Todd Lincoln
Louisa Adams, Frances Cleveland, Elizabeth Monroe
Julia and Letitia Tyler, Mamie Eisenhower, oh no!
Deja: Edith Roosevelt, Jane Pierce, Ellen Arthur, I thought I had it in me! Caroline and Anna Harrison, and Helen Taft, Ida McKinley!
Grace Coolidge, Lucretia Garfield, only seven more to go
Catalina: Abby Fillmore, Rachel Jackson, Margaret Taylor. Yeah, so close!
Eliza Johnson, Edith Wilson, Julia Grant. So close, I can!
Deja, Dot, Sabrina, and Catalina: Thanks to Hillary Rodham Clinton, we almost had a first man!
Wakko and Yakko came up on either side of the girls.
"Wow! Two minutes! You did it!" Wakko cheered.
"That's why the right man for the job is always a woman." Dot said.
Dot, Deja, Sabrina, and Catalina winked at the readers.
In loving memory of the time we forgot Elizabeth Virginia "Bess" Truman...Sorry