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WELL THAT WAS FUCKING WEIRD
I thought to myself while her robotic response left her lips, I couldn't help the scrunch that plastered on my face as I saw her face drop. There was a sting, but it was faint. I couldn’t think of what to say, she just stood like she was programmed too. I wanted to reach out to her, do something to get rid of the watery glint in her eyes, but I didn’t. *why the fuck did i just get all mushy* I mentally flicked myself when I realized that my torso was getting strangely warm. “Uh, yeah you too” I answered as I snapped to form a portal, I walked in reluctantly. I turned my gaze to her for a last second, she seemed like she was broken. Like the last thread just snapped.
The second the portal closed I saw lute turning towards me with her arms crossed behind her back, I wore a sour expression as I reached for my phone. “I was kinda in the middle of something bitch.” There was an annoyed tone in my voice, mostly because I had to leave her early. Lute put her hand over the top of my phone to lower it, “Sir, you have the meeting with Charlie Morningstar.” I snatched my phone away before she could see who i was attempting to text, her hand falling and landing behind her back, “First of all, don’t fucking touch my phone.” I sent her a glare, “Second, there is not fucking chance that im going down to that rancid shit hole.” I crossed my arms, “I'll use some angel magic or some shit so i won’t have to be there.” Lute maintained her military-like pose while we began walking, “Whatever seems right sir.”
The moment the princess entered the room, it took a moment for the lights to come on. FUCKIN-SHIT , I thought to myself while my eyes readjusted to the brightness. She was calling out into the darkness before I cut her off with a “Sup.” I fought a laugh when she fell to the floor, and then quickly scrambled to grab the table for balance. “Hi, I'm Charlie. My dad asked me if i could meet you” she pulled herself up fully while i answered her, “Yeah, I know” damn these ribs are good, she would like these , i thought as i ate one off the bone. “Ok, well…It’s nice to meet you” Charlie said while reaching her arm out. I couldn’t help the sinister smile that planted itself on my face while I reached my hand out for her “Totally, nice to meet you too.” Her hand went straight through mine, her hand retracted close to herself while I laughed. I pointed my finger at her while laughing “HA, I fucking got you!” I turned towards lute, “Did you fucking see that!” she gave a nod, while i turned back towards the hell spawn. “Good shit.” She looked a bit confused, “So wait, you aren't-” I cut her off, “Nope. Don’t get me wrong, love the tunes, pretty fucking hardcore, but i'm in a bit of a hurry” Lutes expression shifted a bit, “I need to get back to my-” I paused for a second, “A bitch, so hurry this shit up” Charlies head tilted a bit, “If you don’t mind me asking,-” I rose out of my chair for a moment “I thought you would never fucking ask, she is SO fucking awesome” Her eye twitched a bit, while i rambled on about her . I felt my surroundings get hotter as i continued to talk about her , “She owns her own rock music shop, she plays the drums like a fucking goddess! Me and her were playing together before this shit came up” the grin on my face whipped away pretty quick. “Thanks for fucking that up by the way”
“Anyway,” I zoned out a bit while I continued to talk about her , I only stopped when I realized I was talking for who knows how long. Lute was giving me a stern look, while the princess of hell looked like she had hearts surrounding her. Fucking weird… I crossed my arms while trying to sort the miscommunication “Not Like that! She's just a bitch I hang around with. That's all!” I mostly meant that towards Lute, but they both got the hint. It’s so fucking hot in here. I shook my head and changed the subject, “Welp, almost out of time we should probably get into it.”
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The princess desperately tried to speak, but the door closed on her. There was a punch on the door with “shit” being muffled by the door. I snickered out loud while lute came next to me. “Sir, i don’t think it's a good idea” I turned to face her, one hand on my hip and with my brow raised. “What’s not a good idea?” I tried to slowly pull my phone out of my pocket, but she pointed at my hand. “Sir, i don’t think it is appropriate for you to be dating someone when we have the exterminations that are meant to be kept hidden.” I felt my pulse quickening at the accusation, “PHHHHT, WHA- WHY WOULD YOU EVEN THINK THAT!?” I crossed my arms around my chest (snuck my phone in my hand >:P), “Danger tits, it’s nothing like that! She's just a bitch I hang with, 1000 percent nothing more” Her mask showed a brow raise as she crossed her arms, “Then why are you being so secretive about your phone now that you have been talking to this lady.” I scoffed, i’m not secretive of my phone, fucking bitch making up shit about me. “Get off my dick alright, it’s none of your fucking business who I spend time with in my free time.”
I unlocked my phone and opened messages, “Apologies sir.” I opened up her icon, “damn right you better be sorry” I grumbled loud enough for her to hear. I felt a smile tugging at my lips while I texted her .
Dick master: hey bitch, the meeting was boring asf Xx
Dick master: Wanna hang out Xx
Her icon came online, I felt like a kid who was waiting for a piece of candy. The text bubbles came, but then they vanished. Damn, must've made her speechless , I thought to myself. I waited for 15 minutes, but got nothing. “Uhm, why is this bitch not texting me back!? It’s been like 15 minutes!” I held my phone with both my hands as I stared at her offline icon. “Sir, it’s been 5 minutes.” Lute said with a look on her face. I shot my arms in the air, “SAME FUCKING THING” She came to my side and i quickly turned off my phone, “She’s probably busy sir” She gave me a look as if she were proving a theory, but i dont know what fucking theory. “NOT busy enough for the First man!” I started to tap my foot impatiently as I waited for her response.
Dick master: Bitch, are you there? Xx
Dick Master: If you don't answer, i'm going to be in your house in 2 seconds Xx
I forgot Lute was beside me, so when she spoke it scared the shit out of me. “Sir, i don't think that is necessary” “JESUS FUCK LUTE, You almost gave me a damn heart attack! And shut the fuck up, i can do what i want.” I opened a portal to her apartment, and quickly stepped through. “WHERE ARE YOU BIIITCHH!” I yelled throughout the apartment. When there was no response, I opened the first door I saw. There were posters everywhere, some with blue hedgehogs, and others with bands. There were stuffed animals on her bed, and some clothes on her floor. Well, she's clearly not in here. I walked into her bedroom and looked into her closet. Most of her clothes were white with band names on them “Bad ass!” on the floor in the corner was a shit ton of yarn and hooks stuck out of it. I closed the closet door and went to snoop somewhere else. She had a bathroom that was connected to the right corner of the wall, some clothes hanging out of a laundry basket. I walked out of her room and went to search for her elsewhere.
After looking in every room, and a bit of snooping, I got bored and felt a vibration in my pocket. I opened my phone and saw she was online, I felt a smile shoot to my face as I saw her texting me back.
My favorite bitch: WHAT!?
My favorite bitch: YOU BETTER NOT BE IN MY HOUSE ADAM!!
I went to her fridge and saw letters of faygo, I took a photo in front of the soda and sent it to her.
Dick master: photo
Dick master: Are you a juggalo or sm?
My favorite bitch: I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS
Dick master: Oh please, you can’t kick SHIT
My favorite bitch: Your going to find out real soon
Dick master: That sounds like a challenge
My favorite bitch: ofc it does
My favorite bitch: U BETTER BE OUT OF MY HOUSE >:(
Dick master: I’ll be waiting for you ;)
I sat on the couch, putting my feet on the coffee table. It didn’t take long for her to come bursting through the door. She was wearing something completely different, heels that made her slightly taller, and a skirt that exposed a bit of her legs. I felt my face heat up as she stormed towards me, oh yeah, she's going to ‘kick my ass’. I sprinted to my feet and booked it across the couch, that being the only thing separating us. She looked like she was going to launch herself across the arm rest. “I TOLD YOU I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS” her feathers were ruffled up and she had fury in her eyes. She didn’t scare me, she reminded me of a small dog trying to make itself look big and intimidating, but it was funny how she thought she was big and tough. “Hey bitch, where were you?” I asked with a smirk on my face, that ruffled a feather. She moved to go around the couch, I did the same. “DON’T CHANGE THE SUBJECT!” She was at the back of the couch, while I was in the front. She leaped over the couch and landed on the cushion that was in front of me, while I sprinted to the kitchen. “Why the hell were you in my house!?” I went behind a counter, “you didn’t answer your phone DUH” She flew towards me, “You are SO unbelievable!” She grabbed my collar from over the counter and pulled me towards her face, “Don’t you know it's rude to be in someone's house, when they AREN'T THERE!?” My face was scorching, “Calm down firecracker, i didn’t snoop that much” She let go of my collar to storm into the kitchen with me, “YOU SNOOPED” her face went bright red, she went to raise her arm, but i caught her by the forearm and pinned them to her sides.
I pulled her closer, smiling when she got that flustered expression on her face. “You done with your tantrum yet?” I let her go when she didn’t look like a fire hazard. She crossed her arms and looked away from me, “yeah…” she spoke just above a whisper. I could hear her, but I wanted to toy with her a bit. I wrapped my hand around her cheeks, forcing her to look into my eyes. I pulled her close, her nose almost touching my mask. “Look me in the fucking eyes when your speaking to me” I could feel her cheeks heat through on the tips of my fingers, “Now try again.” I gave her a sinister smile, I caught a glimpse of her knees buckling. “Yes” Those doe eyes she has when she looks up at me, I could look into them forever. I felt my heart pick up a beat. My body wants to cling to hers like a magnet, she's like a drug I can't resist.
My body was acting before my brain could comprehend what was going on, I was leaning towards her. She seemed to be doing the same, her hands being so gentle as they landed on my chest. I felt a shiver wanting to escape, but I controlled myself.
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?
I shot my eyes open when we were just inches apart, and I pulled away from her. I felt my heart beat against my ribs. Fucking hell, what was that!? I changed the expression on my face before she could open her eyes. I grinned towards her and gave her cheeks a little squish before moving my hand away. The pure look of confusion in those eyes, and pink flustered cheeks made me want-, NO, WHAT THE FUCK. “I fucking got you!” I said to hide the inner conflict with myself. “YOU DICK” After she smacked my chest (ow) she went to the couch. I followed behind, “Oh come on, don’t get your panties in a twist.” She sat down, the furthest away from me with her feet tucked close.
I sat in the middle cushion right next to her, I wanted to feel her again. I had a few seconds of an inner war, before just giving in. The silence is killing me . “So, what took you so fucking long to answer.” She glared at me, but I could tell she was fighting a smile. “Not that it’s any of your business, but I was out with a friend.” Her torso was now facing me, little shit. “Y’know, I was going to compliment you but now you don’t fucking deserve it.” She let out a low chuckle, “Oh come on, now I gotta know!” I fought a smile, “I’m only giving half of it to you,” I grabbed her legs and placed them over my lap, her eyes widened and I just played it off as being interested in her shoes. “These shoes are badass. How come you’ve never worn them” she rested her face in her palm, her hair slowly gliding across her fingers as the strands fell to frame her face. Every breath i took was filled with her aroma, *did she get new perfume, or does she use this to lure in her victims* I chuckled at the thought until I saw her lips, were they a different color, I don't remember them being this color, NOT THAT I CARE… *shit her lips are moving..OH SHES TALKING* I blinked and she was still talking *ok, i can play this off*-
“Adam, are you listening?” *DAMN* “uh..yeA- Yeah babe..” *nailed it* Her eyebrow rose, “so why are you still here?” “Wait what” Now that i think about it, how long was she talking for, she does seem upset, is it just me or did it get really fucking tense? Her face scrunched as she moved her legs off my lap, a rush of coldness replaced the warmth from before. “I was talking to you about..never mind, just leave.” *wait no!* “Oh come on, just repeat yourself I was listening…to some of it” she scoffed and got off the couch “you didn’t care to listen to me the first time, so why should i waste my breath on you.” Now what the FUCK, what is this bitch talking about? “Babes, i dont know what the FUCK you’re problem is, but its starting to tick me off!” It’s not my fault she's..shes?..DISTRACTING. “Maybe I could pay attention if you weren’t doing some shit to distract me!”
Her gaze pierced through me, “me? WHA- You’re blaming ME for distracting you!?” She stomped her foot in between my legs and got in my face “it's not MY fault that you can't KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS WHILE I'M TRYING TO TALK TO YOU.” Her finger jabbed into my shoulder but i was blinded by a rush of anger and grabbed her wrist and pulled her to the side so i could stand in front of her, “THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM, WHATS WITH THE SUDDEN FUCKING SWITCH?” She clenched her fist as her eyes formed tears, “Adam, let me go.” My heart sank, did i just fuck this up. That's when I realized how hard I was gripping her, but if I let her go she’ll leave. “No! Not till you explain what the FUCK is going on!” Her face flickered from anger to concern, but it didn’t last long. My heart was pounding, my thoughts were trampling me so hard that I didn't hear myself. “don't leave..”