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9:53, June 28 — ABCDEFGH
[Anthony Bridgerton, Benedict Bridgerton, Colin Bridgerton, Daphne Basset, Eloise Bridgerton, Francesca Bridgerton, Gregory Bridgerton, Hyacinth Bridgerton]
[Hyacinth Bridgerton renamed the chat: “ 🐜 and his seven Ten-ants”]
Hyacinth: so el, are you still gay if you’re dating a man
Eloise: hm yeah but like I love him in like a gay way?
Hyacinth: 🤨
Gregory: eh, the judges have convened, logic checks out ✔️ 🤝😌
Eloise: thank you, Greg
Gregory: too bad he has to be stuck dating you
Eloise: 
Colin: great use of that meme, el 10/10 no notes
Eloise: don’t act like you’re not on my shit list either Colin
Col: what the fuck
Col: what’d I do now??
Anthony: hey! Language!
Gregory: 
— Benedict Bridgerton liked an image, Francesca Bridgerton liked an image —
Eloise: I haven’t seen my best friend in like two weeks
Eloise: I want her back
Eloise: she was mine first 😤
Colin: we have shared custody now, sorry I don’t make the rules
Francesca: poor Penelope, having to deal with you both
Eloise: me??? He’s the one who’s always acting all lovey-dovey with MY best friend
Benedict: oh so he’s another Daphne and Simon and Kate and Anthony, got it 👍🏽
— Anthony Bridgerton disliked a message, Daphne Basset disliked a message —
Anthony: right oh hey Ben, how about you and Sophie
Ben: right oh hey ant, how about you suck my dick
Colin: 🙄 and im the dramatic one
Daphne: yes
Francesca: yes
Benedict: yes
Eloise: stop holding my best friend hostage, Colin
Colin: no i’m too busy holding her against other things
— Daphne Basset disliked, Francesca Bridgerton disliked, Hyacinth Bridgerton disliked, Eloise Bridgerton disliked -
Hyacinth: BOOOO 🍅🍅🍅
Eloise: if you actually loved me you’d let me see my best friend
Francesca: hm, maybe El is the most dramatic sibling
— Daphne Basset laughed at a message, Gregory Bridgerton laughed, Hyacinth Bridgerton laughed, Benedict Bridgerton laughed, Anthony Bridgerton laughed, Eloise Bridgerton disliked -
Eloise: 
Colin: fine you wanna see her, here!
Colin: 
— Francesca Bridgerton loved an image, Daphne Basset loved an image, Hyacinth Bridgerton laughed at an image, Eloise Bridgerton disliked an image —
Gregory: 😏😏😏
Anthony: Greg what is that face for
Gregory: 😏 photoshoot from bed, ay Col? 😏
— Anthony Bridgerton disliked a message, Benedict Bridgerton disliked a message, Francesca Bridgerton laughed at a message, Daphne Basset loved a message, Hyacinth Bridgerton disliked a message, Eloise Bridgerton disliked a message —
Colin: 
Hyacinth: ew thanks Greg now im going to have to go bleach my brain
Eloise: I’ll join you 🤢
Gregory: Colin I always knew you were a secret Arianator
— Eloise Bridgerton disliked a message, Benedict Bridgerton laughed at a message —
Francesca: tell Penelope we say hi 👋🏽
Daphne: and that we love her
Colin: already beat you to it Daph 💕
— Anthony Bridgerton loved a message, Benedict Bridgerton loved a message, Daphne Basset loved a message, Eloise Bridgerton loved a message , Francesca Bridgerton loved a message , Gregory Bridgerton loved a message, Hyacinth Bridgerton loved a message —
14:03, July 19 — Ring any bells
[Kate Sharma, Edwina Sharma, Violet Bridgerton, Colin Bridgerton, Daphne Basset, Eloise Bridgerton, Francesca Bridgerton, Felicity Featherington]
Edwina: el and I nabbed a couple of her favorite rings to check the size, but there’s the slightest size discrepancy 😩
Daphne: ooo, why don’t we go on a shopping trip? We could all go to the mall, try on some jewelry, and figure it out then
Francesca: I’m down
Kate: Won’t hy be upset since she’s left out
Violet: Yes, which is probably for the best. I love all my children, but Hyacinth has never been known to be able to keep a secret from anyone.
Kate: Also, if El is there, wouldn’t Penelope get suspicious?
Eloise: I like to go to the mall sometimes
Francesca: To look at jewelry 🤨?
Violet: Oh, I know. You could take Hyacinth to the Westfield Stratford City shopping center; two birds, one stone, and all that.
El: what no
— Daphne Basset disliked a message, Kate Sharma disliked a message, Edwina Sharma disliked a message, Francesca Bridgerton disliked a message —
Violet: How did you all do that
El: fine, I’ll do it
El: But only for Pen
Violet: Thank you, dearest
El: Every day i suffer
— Edwina Sharma laughed at a message, Francesca Bridgerton laughed at a message —
Felicity: @el, can I tag along with you and hy?
Felicity: hy and I have been dying to get our hands on that one book that blew up on Booktok
El: ofc you can come, you’ll make hy manageable
Francesca: and she won’t commit sororicide if you’re there
Kate: @Colin, do you know what style you want to get her?
Colin: sort of
Colin: I’ve been stalking her Pinterest ever since we made it official