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“And here on the court is Hiro Bokuto! He may be young, but at the ripe age of 19, he is climbing up the ranks to be the next world champion in men’s tennis! Wait…Bokuto? I know that name!”
“Yep, Bokuto Kotaroū was the #1 player in the world for a while, before he retired. I wonder if he’s here now?”
“It could be a different Bokuto, though.”
“I dunno, man. Bokuto is a pretty uncommon last name.”
“Hey Sharon, can you scope the stands?”
Bokuto looked up to see himself and Akaashi on the Jumbotron, arms around each other.
“You found him! Wait. Who is that next to him?”
“I reckon that’s Akaashi Keji. He was the #2 player and played doubles with Bokuto.”
“No no no- I know who that is- I mean- they seem pretty close now.”
“They did kiss on live TV. You were there.”
“Yeah but- OH MY GOD! YOU’RE SEEING WHAT I’M SEEING, RIGHT?! SHARON, I’M QUITTING MY JOB IF AKAASHI KEJI AND BOKUTO KOTAROŪ AREN’T WEARING MATCHING WEDDING RINGS RIGHT NOW!”
Akaashi and Bokuto held their hands up, the light reflecting on their matching rings.
“OH MY FUUUUUU$*%@+^”
