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Something funny happened today. My Human had to go to the JAG office, that’s Judge Advocate General in case you didn’t know. I admit there’s nothing out of the ordinary here. It’s not even the first time he went with his team. Anyway, he had to meet a lawyer about a case he’s working on. Considering the JAG office is full of lawyers would be a good place to find one. Focus Kate! It’s not important in your story. While waiting for Commander Bud Roberts, that’s the lawyer, to be ready, he met a funny lady, Petty Officer Coates. Hey, those are my Human’s words! She remembered him from when he arrested the then Commander Rabb for murder and considering they are quite close, she is still a bit pissed about it. They started talking, catching up - I wonder how my Human did it, from pissed to sharing life’s details – and she finally told him how before joining the JAG office, she was on a carrier and said “Man overboard” to win a bet. I kid you not! That’s actually how she ended up at JAG, as a prisoner, but that’s another story. Anyway, my Human was gob smacked! Considering his 4 months at sea as Agent Afloat were pure Hell, I think he was jealous she got to do it. First, she got the idea and he didn’t, and then considering my Tony loves playing pranks on everyone, it would have been fun. Unfortunately, as Agent Afloat, he had to “show the good example”. I don’t know why he keeps gagging when he’s telling me this. *giggles* That’s when Commander Roberts’s office door opened and my Human was asked to go in. Needless to say, he recovered quickly, smiled his DiNozzo smile and told the Petty Officer they’d see each other again. He has been talking nonstop about this smart and beautiful PO he met today. If you’re asking me, I’d say they look too much alike personality wise to be an item. Hey, maybe he found his long-lost sister he never knew existed? No? Senior IS a Ladies’ Man. It is possible after all that he had other little DiNozzos over the years. I’m just saying, I’m just a goldfish, don’t mind my reasoning…