*With Apologies to A.A. Milne and Ernest H. Shepard
Artwork by Selena
Found this going through old papers from 2004. I cannot remember the exact origins of this particular piece of blasphemy, but I'm inclined to blame Flamingo for some reason. I believe we were at ShareCon and the subject of red balloons and sex toys and Winnie the Pooh all came up in terrible conjunction.
Selena was there and offered to art it if I would write it. As we had already desecrated the muppets together, it was no large leap.
Shortly thereafter, in an act of fandom hive-mind, a discussion cropped up on Me&Thee in which Starsky was cast as Tigger and Hutch as Rabbit, but I'm afraid the die had already been cast.