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"Watch and learn, squirt."

"Hm?"

"Dracula's teeth, it's just so hot. I wish someone would pick up this fan I just dropped on the floor and use it to help me cool down. I'd be so-o-o grateful. I might even take off my shirt."

("But sis! Why would you take your shirt off if you're already cooled down?")

("Shut up. You'll understand when you're older.")

"Let me - " "I can - "

*glare*

*glare*

*intimidating stare*

*intimidating stare*

("Right. This is going to take some time.")

("Wow. Neither of them ever seem to blink. That's so cool.")

(*yawn*)

*hiss-snarl-hiss*

*HISSSSSS*

*gulp*

"Ha! Victory is mine!"