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It was then that he came, squawking sweetly swift on the sea,
the feathered-hero, the beast-tamer, the seed-pecker.
Hearing his raucous, regal, roaring cry, Hrothgar's men approached
with wary hearts curious. Nay, they found not simply a chicken, but
Beochickan. A chicken with a sword.
Beowulf parody in which everything is exactly the same except Hrothgar is vegan, Grendel is an Internet troll, and Beowulf is a armor-covered, sword-carrying chicken. Just roll with it.