pls I swear I am not illiterate

by literallymichaelwheeler

Summary:

mik wheler and el hoper byer meet up an tak about stuff and there is some cheating but its mutual and ok

Notes:

this is a shitty crackfic I wrote back in April because I had nothing better to do and bullshit of 85 was pissing me off so I needed to cope a bit and ok

Chapter 1

El opens the dore

"omg helo mik!! I am alive"

'omg this is crazy" he says back

Mik and EI sit down.

"El I am sory but 1 have to break up w/ u bc I am lowkenuinely cheating on u with ur brother wiw" Mik says distraughtedly

El laugh. "that's so crazy i have been lowk cheating on u with Max!"

they gigle

"we can still be friends tho, right?"

El ask

"friends? no thanks. best friends"

"awesomesauce."

and they lived hapily ever after yayyyy

and ok