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La_Vie_Ein_Rose created the chat group ‘We are The Crystal Gems’ at 5:36 pm.

La_Vie_Ein_Rose added Absolutely-Pearl-fect, Made_of_LOVE, Pleasure-doin-Bismuth-with-you and purple_PUMA to the group
We are The Crystal Gems at 5:37 pm.

Absolutely-Pearl-fect: Rose, is that you? What is this?

La_Vie_Ein_Rose: Just a little chat room, I wanted to get to know our new friends, and what better a way than this?!

purple_PUMA: wait how did you do this? isn’t this like almost impossible?

La_Vie_Ein_Rose: Well... Technically yes, but I managed to get into the network with a little help from our friend Bismuth.

Made_of_LOVE: I thought Bismuth’s phone was broken? Didn’t she impale/shatter it by accident?

La_Vie_Ein_Rose: Yes. But she was willing to help.

purple_PUMA: k so you said we could add people? like the ones we met in detention?

Made_of_LOVE: I believe so, in that case

Made_of_LOVE added ETERNALFLAMEBABY and Icey_U to the group We are The Crystal Gems at 5:44 pm.

Made_of_LOVE: I didn’t really get anyone’s username or number, but they are my best friends.

purple_PUMA: oh I gotta get in on this

purple_PUMA added Hopal_for_Opal, Like-that-little-man? and Sink-the-DINK to the group We are The Crystal Gems at 5:45 pm.

Like-that-little-man?: Yo, what the hell is this?

Absolutely-Pearl-fect: Think of it like a two-way chat, but upgraded to fit more people.

Hopal_for_Opal: Oh wow! That’s so cool, Rose, was this your idea?

La_Vie_Ein_Rose: That’s right, Opal, now would you mind adding our new friends numbers?

Hopal_for_Opal: Sorry, I didn’t get anybody’s number!

Made_of_LOVE: I think Sapphire and Ruby are busy eating dinner, but they’ll be online soon.

Absolutely-Pearl-fect added Known-to-Smash, What-can-I-do4u and keepittogether to the group We are The Crystal Gems at 5:48 pm.

Sink-the-DINK: yo, Rose I thought you were kiddin about this! I can’t believe Bis did it

Sink-the-DINK: k so we’re adding people? Alright sure

Known_to_Smash: Why hello everybody! Rose darling you are a genius! Although adding Alex might not have been the best idea, she’s NEVER online.

La_Vie_Ein_Rose: Well when she does get on, she’ll probably find this.

Like-that-little-man?: OK I’m gonna go eat brb

What-can-I-do4u: Aw, I just got on, is everybody going?

Known_to_Smash: No, no it’s just Sugilite. I’m eating dinner later though.

purple_PUMA: oh no it’s raining! Oh god P an I have work later so this had better fricking blow over

Icey_U: Oh. Amethyst, I’ve been meaning to ask, who is your new job?

Icey_U: HOW is your new job, auto-correct is the bane of my existence...

What-can-I-do4u: Hey Sapph!

purple_PUMA: love it, I get to decorate cupcakes!

Icey_U: I’m glad to hear you like it, and hello, Rain!

Sink-the-DINK: Well sorry about this taking forever, took a while to get her username.

Absolutely-Pearl-fect: Who?

Sink-the-DINK added Centipeetle, Big_Buff_Cheeto_Puff, and don’t_lapiss_me_off to the group We are The Crystal Gems at 5:55 pm.

ETERNALFLAMEBABY: Oh come on I just got on here and we’re adding HER?!

Centipeetle: hi

La_Vie_Ein_Rose: Hello, Jade, it’s nice to meet you.

Centipeetle: please don’t call me that

Sink-the-DINK: She likes to be called Centi or Nephrite

Made_of_LOVE: Well, Nephrite, it will be nice to have you here with us.

ETERNALFLAMEBABY: wait, Centi when I said HER I wasn’t talking about you, like, at all!

Centipeetle: ok

Hopal_for_Opal: Hey Pearl, what do you and Amethyst work as again? I kinda forgot.

purple_PUMA: dude, I have, like, THE best job, k so “the ocean floor” needed somebody to decorate cupcakes, and P dragged me down.

Absolutely-Pearl-fect: (Sorry I was reading) Well I work as a cashier. And yes, what Amethyst says is true I did get her the job.

Known_to_Smash: Ooh, what were you reading Pearl? C’mon, give us the deets!

ETERNALFLAMEBABY: yeah tell us, what could have made you look away from us?!

Absolutely-Pearl-fect: “How to make French Toast in 7 easy steps” I’ve never had it before.

ETERNALFLAMEBABY: lol what? Pearl you are the French-est person I know.

Known_to_Smash: Well, I asked... Not sure what I expected. Would you mind sending me the link? I love breakfast!

Absolutely-Pearl-fect: Sure! Anything for a friend! :^)

Made_of_LOVE: That was kind of adorable.

ETERNALFLAMEBABY: Nerd alert!

purple_PUMA: her NERD level is over 9000!

Icey_U: Speaking of Breakfast foods, I’ll be at the store getting eggs, see you guys later. Oh and Amethyst? Nice.

Absolutely-Pearl-fect: I feel attacked...

What-can-I-do4u: Sorry I haven’t been talking much, I’m doing homework and trying cook my dinner.

La_Vie_Ein_Rose: It’s alright, I’m watching TV right now, I’m finally homework free!

don’t_lapiss_me_off: Smoky what is this.

Sink-the-DINK: Just an AWESOME chat room that Rose made cause we’re all detention buddies

don’t_lapiss_me_off: k who else is here? I’m on my phone and I can’t see the list of people

Big_Buff_Cheeto_Puff: I’m here ;) been watching the chat since they added me.

Like-that-little-man?: so I get back on and Jasper’s being weird AF. Ok then.

don’t_lapiss_me_off: oh god no...

Big_Buff_Cheeto_Puff added I_am_Malachite to the group We are The Crystal Gems at 6:14 pm.

don’t_lapiss_me_off: OH GOD NO

I_am_Malachite: What’s wrong Lapis?

don’t_lapiss_me_off: No. You know what? I’m not going to get angry. Say hello to the TRUE culprit of the blackout.

don’t_lapiss_me_off added PERIDOT5XG to the group We are The Crystal Gems at 6:16 pm.

purple_PUMA: YO THAT WAS HER?!

Absolutely-Pearl-fect: Tell me you’re joking...

PERIDOT5XG: NO! SHE WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT THE PERFECT PRANK!

La_Vie_Ein_Rose: Peridot? If that was your idea... Why didn’t I see you in the halls with the paint?

Known_to_Smash: Peridot, dear, it would be nice if you could take it easy on the all caps.

Big_Buff_Cheeto_Puff: I changed my mind this is officially hell.

PERIDOT5XG: IF I DIDN’T USE ALL CAPS THEN HOW WOULD YOU KNOW I’M SHOUTING?!

PERIDOT5XG: DO YOU REALLY THINK I WOULD GET ANY OF THAT STUFF ON MY CLOTHES?

Like-that-little-man?: Peridot I legit can’t believe you did that! I knew there was a reason you and Lapis were giving out glow-sticks! Remind me to high-5 you later

I_am_Malachite: What blackout?! I was sick for one fucking day

Hopal_for_Opal: Malachite no!

What-can-I-do4u: We were doing so well, I wanted to see how long it would last!

I_am_Malachite: What?

La_Vie_Ein_Rose: I would appreciate it if you guys didn’t curse.

don’t_lapiss_me_off: why?

La_Vie_Ein_Rose: It’s just... I babysit kids who may see it, that’s all.

don’t_lapiss_me_off: sorry, I didn’t know. What about my username?

PERIDOT5XG: I SHALL KEEP THIS IN MIND, ROSE QUARTZ.

La_Vie_Ein_Rose: No Lapis, your name is fine (quite funny actually) and Peridot, you know you don’t have to call me that, right?

don’t_lapiss_me_off: glad you think it’s funny, I’m just happy ol’ blue didn’t catch it

PERIDOT5XG: I WASN’T AWARE OF HOW FORMAL OR LACK OF THIS ‘CHAT ROOM’ IS.

Absolutely-Pearl-fect: Amethyst, we have to leave now. At least it stopped raining.

purple_PUMA: bye peeps! PEACE

Absolutely-Pearl-fect: Goodbye everyone!

La_Vie_Ein_Rose: Goodbye Pearl! Goodbye Amethyst!

Hopal_for_Opal: Bye guys. I’ll just be here drawing.

Big_Buff_Cheeto_Puff: What are you driving

Big_Buff_Cheeto_Puff: DRAWING jeezzus that was awful.

PERIDOT5XG: WHAT IS THIS ‘JEEZZUS’?

What-can-I-do4u: Say it out loud.

PERIDOT5XG: I JUST GOT IT THANK YOU THOUGH.

Hopal_for_Opal: I run a little blog (under the same name) where I redraw scenes from anime.

don’t_lapiss_me_off: that’s cool, btw I have to go too, it’s getting late

Known_to_Smash: Late? Lapis, it’s only 6:21

ETERNALFLAMEBABY: Sapphy just got back! She says hey

What-can-I-do4u: So does everyone want to meet up somewhere tomorrow at lunch?

don’t_lapiss_me_off: I have to head home now but sure... the courtyard sounds alright

I_am_Malachite: Yeah, okay, see you guys tomorrow, I have to study a bit for chem.

PERIDOT5XG: HAVE FUN AT HOME, LAZULI! I WILL HOPEFULLY SEE ALL OF YOU AT THIS ‘COURTYARD’ TOMORROW.

Like-that-little-man?: So’s everybody leaving now? Seriously?

ETERNALFLAMEBABY: Sapphire isn’t coming back, she’s taking a shower and then watching movies for the rest of the night, but she said goodnight and that she’ll be at lunch with us

Made_of_LOVE: So? Is everyone agreeing to the plan? I’ll tell Pearl and Amethyst when they get back later.

Known_to_Smash: Wait! Is everyone leaving?

Big_Buff_Cheeto_Puff: Seems like it. Guess I’m out too, see ya.

Sink-the-DINK: Nah, who else is here though?

ETERNALFLAMEBABY: Well, I am.

Hopal_for_Opal: I’m super excited for tomorrow, by the way my phone’s about to die bye guys

Like-that-little-man?: Gotta go watch my brother, bye

ETERNALFLAMEBABY: Scratch the whole ‘I’m here’ thing, gonna watch a movie

Sink-the-DINK: k might as well go since there’s like no body here anymore.

Known_to_Smash: I’ll be eating dinner now before doing my history work, good evening everybody!

Centipeetle: goodbye friends.