[podfic] Menthol Cherry Red

by mothlights

Summary:

An audio recording of JumpingJackFlash's Menthol Cherry Red   Streaming, MP3 & M4B [00:41:34]

- carcinoGeneticist [CG] began trolling ectoBiologist [EB] -

CG: THE INEVITABLE HAS OCCURRED.
CG: SOME MICROORGANISM ENDEMIC TO THIS FECULENTLY OVERCROWDED PLANET HAS MUTATED SUFFICIENTLY TO COLONIZE MY DEFENSELESS BLOODSTREAM.
CG: MIMICKING PRECISELY THE SCENARIO FROM THE HUMAN LITERARY CLASSIC ‘WAR OF THE WORLDS’
CG: EXCEPT THAT INSTEAD OF SAVING THE HUMANS FROM DESTRUCTION AT THE GRUESOME APPENDAGES OF MINDLESS GENOCIDAL MONSTERS, THIS HEROIC MICROBE HAS SAVED YOUR PATHETIC ASS FROM MY COMPAF;DS’
CG: COMPARATIVELY MILD WRATH AT YOUR COMPLETE FUCKING INABILITY TO EVER DO DISHES EVER.
CG: SO BASICALLY NOTHING LIKE THE BOOK AT ALL EXCEPT THAT I’M DISEASED.

Notes:

• Inspired by Menthol Cherry Red by JumpingJackFlash.

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cover art by mothlights

Notes:

Thanks to Paraka Productions for podfic hosting. Thanks to JumpingJackFlash for blanket permission.