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flowerofbrabant: OMG! Bro's home after looooong tour in Mid East! YAY! BET HE HAS LOTS OF COOL STORIES!
flowerofbrabant: Bro's friends r way cool. Jan has awesome fashion, and Luc is kinda cute.
flowerofbrabant: Dinner w/ fam. Bro's not eating. Sez he's tired from long trip. Mom sent him 2 bed. Jan and Luc went 2 sleep 2.

flowerofbrabant: Luc is supernice. He gave me a rose from the rosebush & we talked about astronomy. Have 2 go now. Dinnertime.

flowerofbrabant: OMG, I think I'm in love! But Luc has to leave soon w/ Bro. Crusades suck.
flowerofbrabant: ZOMG, I TTLY FOUND OUT THE COOLEST THING EVR!
guilt3knight: @flowerofbrabant I'M TELLING MOM U MADE OUT W/ AN OLDER MAN. SHE'LL GROUND YOU 4EVR.
guilt3knight: @2cool4pompeii DUDE, QUIT MACKIN ON MY SISTER! UR 2 OLD 4 HER!
2cool4pompeii: @guilt3knight Y NOT? UR SISTER'S HOT.... & VRY SMART 2.
guilt3knight: @2cool4pompeii BCUZ IT'S GROSS! UR MY FRIEND & SHE'S MY SISTER! BRO CODE SEZ THAT SIS OF FRIENDS R OFF LIMITS!

flowerofbrabant: @guilt3knight NO FAIR! THAT'S BLACKMAIL!
guilt3knight: @flowerofbrabant I'M OLDER THAN U. I CAN DO THAT.
flowerofbrabant: @guilt3knight This sux. I nevr get 2 do nething fun. :( :( :(
guilt3knight: @flowerofbrabant Haven't u heard? Life's not fair. Get over it.

2cool4pompeii: @guilt3knight DUDE, THAT WAS COLD. WHEN U FALL IN LOVE, I'LL TTLY COCKBLOCK U LIKE U DID W/ ME.
guilt3knight: @2cool4pompeii Fine. Whatevs. We're leaving now.
guilt3knight: @2cool4pompeii BTW, u'll nvr b invited 2 my house again. Bcuz u suck 4 making out w/ my sister.
2cool4pompeii: @guilt3knight SCREW YOU.

playnwitdedthngs: @guilt3knight Hey sexy. Wanna come over 2nite?
guilt3knight: Over @playnwitdedthngs house. I'm so gonna score 2nite! WHOOOOO!
2cool4pompeii: FUCK THAT NOISE.
2cool4pompeii: @guilt3knight REMEMBER WUT U PROMISED?
guilt3knight: COCKBLOCKED. FML.

playnwitdedthngs: Oh man, I feel like I had 11 billion Tequila slammers. I don't remember nething from last nite.
guilt3knight: @playnwitdedthngs Good. That means u had an awesome time. If u can remember it, it wasn't fun enuff.
guilt3knight: Just... FML, man. Srsly.