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Little Ditty about John and Sherlock

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Little ditty about John and Sherlock,
Two British men who just can’t get enough cock.

Oh yeah — the hand jobs go on —
First John strokes Sherlock, then Sherlock strokes John.

Oh yeah, and the blow jobs go on —
First John sucks Sherlock, then Sherlock sucks John.

When John rocks, Sherlock rolls,
Gonna let those orgasms soothe their souls.

They keep on coming, again and again,
’Til they’re exhausted, and even then…

Oh yeah — the rimming goes on —
First John licks Sherlock, then Sherlock licks John.

Oh yeah, and the shagging goes on —
First John fucks Sherlock, then Sherlock fucks John.