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April/May Challenge, Prompt A

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Disclaimer: I do not pretend to own these characters. They are the property of J.K. Rowling *sob*.


“Malfoy?” Harry hissed into the blond wizard’s ear. “Fancy seeing you in a Muggle fish and chip shop!”

“Potter! Ah, yes. I, um, since I had ample time on my hands, I decided to check out this disaster that you laughingly call a restaurant.”

“I see, and what’s that in your hands, besides time?”

“This? Well, it looked so vile I thought I should take it back home and analyze it for potential bio-hazard—"

“Draco, next time just tell me if you want mushy peas! You don’t have to sneak back in and buy your own.”

“Shut it, Potter!”