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Up The Duff?

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Up The Duff?

‘Chocolate-dipped watermelon?’ Harry’s eyes widened as Draco chewed the chocolatey melon. ‘Draco, are you sure you’re not pregnant?’ Draco swallowed the treat and chuckled. ‘Harry, Harry, Harry, you daft bugger! You know that wizards can’t get pregnant.’ ‘Bu...but we have magic, surely you...’ Harry spluttered. ‘So how do you explain acting like a hormonal pregnant woman?’ ‘Harry, magic can do a lot of things, but it can’t give a man the proper equipment to get up the duff.’ Draco shrugged and grinned. ‘I just wanted to try a new taste combination.’