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::BEEP!::

"Hi, Bruce! I'm not dead."

::BEEP!::

“Why don’t any of you people pick up your phones???”

::BEEP!::

"Bruce, how do I Tennessee?"

::BEEP!::

"Do you know anything about kids?"

::BEEP!::

"Or breaking into terrorist compounds?"

::BEEP!::

“Just to be clear, it’s not my kid, I just found him hanging around.”

::BEEP!::

“Oh, and it’s not my terrorist compound either.”

::BEEP!::

"Hiya, big guy. On my way to Miami. Just thought I'd say hi.”

::BEEP!::

“So I was thinking: if I could calibrate an EMP to generate an electron avalanche, would you WHOA THERE GRANNY, PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO DRIVE HERE I’ll call you back.”

::BEEP!::

“TRAMPS LIKE US, BABY WE WERE BOOOORN TO RUUUUUUUUUUUUUN.”

::BEEP!::

"Still on the road. I'm bored."

::BEEP!::

"Booooooooored."

::BEEP!::

"OH GOD AM I THERE YET."

::BEEP!::

"THE PICK-UP ON THAT SUBARU IS CAUSING ME ACTUAL PAIN, HOW DO PEOPLE LIVE LIKE THIS."

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"IF YOU CAN FIGURE OUT SOME WAY TO GET ME TO HULK OUT JUST ONCE SO I CAN PUNCH I-75 IN THE FACE I WILL PAY YOU ROYALTIES."

::BEEP!::

"Hey, buddy! The Miami trip was a success. Also, maybe you shouldn't watch the news for the next, uh. Year. Catch you later!"