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"That’s some kinda gratitude. What happened to my painfully polite little brother? I get the ideal guy to take you to prom, and you act like he's not even here!"
"I doubt I’d let him take me to the hospital if I were bleeding to death."
Keiji needs a date. Bokuto needs dating lessons. Nothing could possibly go wrong.
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- Part 1 of Personal Enrichment
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“His brother was setting him up with a cartoon character. Well, if a cartoon character reproduced with a beefy frat guy, since that's what the biceps and pecs and very revealing tank top were announcing with no shame whatsoever.”
the first chapter was just punch after punch after punch. funniest shit ever. akaashi is just SCATHING
“After a quick run-down of all of Bokuto’s mistakes – mainly his ignoring Keiji completely before dragging a stranger out the back door of the restaurant to beat the shit out of him – Keiji decided that Bokuto’s quavering psyche couldn’t handle any more constructive criticism. Hygiene issues could wait for another time. So he praised him for wringing an apology out of the nastiest person Keiji had ever met. He applauded him for making friends with the people in the restaurant so they didn’t call the cops during his homicidal rage.”
there was some solid drama in here but i’m pretty much just here to acknowledge how funny this fic is. akaashi’s voice is very strong and he Does Not Hold Back.
the brother thing and the america thing both took a while to get used to but it works.
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Fake dating fluff
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