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"It's me. You called?"

"I didn't leave a message. How'd you know?"



"Star-six-nine. Punch it into the phone, it tells you who called. New feature. Neat, huh?"

"Sounds a little kinky."

"Get your mind outta the gutter, pal."

"Why? I thought you liked it there."


"Want some phone sex? Ooh, ooh—"

"You're crazy."

"Crazy in love, babe."

"Love you, too.... Hey, why'd you call, anyway?"

"Ah... shit, I don't remember now. Guess I'll have to call back."

"Never mind. Just hurry up and get here."

"Gonna give me my *69 in person?"

"You got it."