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literalsunshine added kingofthecourt, sugamomma, dadchi, TsukishimaKei, gucci, ROLLINGTHUNDER, wakemeupinside, and yourultimatesenpai to the conversation.

literalsunshine has renamed this conversation to "Karasuno Team Chat".

literalsunshine: BAKAGEYAMA TOSS TO ME
kingofthecourt: i
kingofthecourt: there are so many things wrong with that i dont know what to say
literalsunshine: so you're not gonna toss to me?
kingofthecourt: ugh
kingofthecourt: ill be there in 10 minutes dumbass
TsukishimaKei: w h y
gucci: why what
TsukishimaKei: idk just why everything basically
TsukishimaKei: for example
TsukishimaKei: why was i added
literalsunshine: Because™
dadchi: Thats the first time ive ever seen hinata capitalize anything
literalsunshine: i probably could do it all the time if i wanted but,,,, nah
sugamomma: rip
yourultimatesenpai: hOplaSDGI fickidbf
wakemeupinside: ?
yourulitamesenpai: hAHAHAHA
literalsunshine: wtf the fuck
sugamomma: hinata, language
literalsunshine: hECK
yourultimatesenpai: HI ITS NOYA
yourultimatesenpai: I STOLE TANAKAS PHONE AND HES CHASING ME
yourultimatesenpai: PLEASE BE PROUD IT WAS VERY DANGEDKDOAIFIJRIGIWJDJNA
wakemeupinside: noya omg
wakemeupinside: dont get killed
yourultimatesenpai: i hate noya
ROLLINGTHUNDER: you love me
yourultimatesenpai: wtf did you change my picture to?
ROLLINGTHUNDER: its Wilson from cast away
yourultimatesenpai: but............. why
wakemeupinside: jfc noya

literalsunshine: ok wait everyone shut up for a sec
gucchi: none of us were saying anything
literalsunshine: i found our match with dateko on the internet
dadchi: Ew,
literalsunshine: SH
literalsunshine: ok and their fricking chant is so catchy
literalsunshine: i might just go to dateko bc of their chant
literalsunshine: GO GO LETS GO LETS GO DATEKO
dadchi: EW,,
wakemeupimside: i can verify that indeed EW,, is an appropriate response
literalsunshine: GO GO LETS GO LETS GO DATEKO
sugamomma: hinata you're grounded
hinata: UGH
dadchi: Hinata listen to your mother
literalsunshine: ok

literalsunshine: ok where tf is kageyama he said hed be here like An Hour Ago™
kingofthecourt: oh shit
literalsunshine: gdi
literalsunshine: meet swageyama, Professional Procrastinator
literalsunshine: he was chillin out
literalsunshine: maxin, relaxin all cool
TOLLINGTHUNDER: hinata boutta meme
TsukishimaKei: i already know where this is going and i hate it
kingofthecourt: what
literalsunshine: and all playin some v-ball outside of school
literalsunshine: when a guy from shiratorizawa who was up to no good
literalsunshine: started makin trouble in his neighborhood
dadchi: SPITS OUT DRINk
literalsunshine: he got in one little fight and suga got scared
literalsunshine: he said
sugamomma: youremoving with your auntie and your uncle in nekoma
kingofthecourt: I,,, WHAT JUST,,,,, , ,, HAPPE, NE,,,D,,
ROLLIGTHUNDER: http://niceme.me/
literalsunshine: [tips fedora]

ROLLINGTHUNDER has renamed this conversation to "KARASUNO TEAM MEMES".

 

kingofthecourt: thats it
sugamomma: what's it
dadchi: Thats what
literalsunshine: whats what
ROLLINGTHUNDER: thats that
yourultimatesenpai: its it
kingofthecourt: I CANT SAY QNYTHING WITHOUT YOU ALL MAKING FUN OF ME
TsukishimaKei: *anything
kingofthecourt: i hate you

gucchi: did i ever tell you guys about the incident
literalsunshine: no but tell us
gucchi: ok
TsukishimaKei: YAMAGUCHI DO NOT
gucci: gasp, what was that tsukki,,,,
TsukishimaKei: YAMAGUCHI IF YOU TELL THEM I WILL STAB YOI
gucchi: with what
TsukishimaKei: DOESNT MATTER, WHATEVERS NEARBY
gucci: what if i do it in another group chat and you dont know
TsukishimaKei: YAMAGUCHI DO NOT

(gucci added literalsunshine, kingofthecourt, sugarmomma, dadchi, ROLLINGTHUNDER, wakemeupinside, and yourultimatesenpai to the conversation.

gucci renamed the conversation "the incident".

literalsunshine: omg yamaguchi
literalsunshine: hes gonna stab you
gucci: worth it
dadchi: What was the incident
literalsunshine: *The Incident™
dadchi: What was The Incident™
gucci: ok so one time tsukishima was walking home from school w/ me
literalsunshine: ok
gucci: and you know that piece of my hair that sticks up??
literalsunshine: ye
gucci: its an ahoge)

TsukishimaKei: the group chat just got really quiet
TsukishimaKei: YAMAGUCHI I S2G

(gucci: and while we were walking home tsukki was staring at my hair and i was like "is my hair messed up or somethingn??"
literalsunshine: ok
gucci: tsukki doesnt answer
gucci: HE JUST STRAIGHT UP PULLS ON MY AHOGE
sugamomma: HOLY FUCKING SHIT
dadchi: Damnnnnnnn boi get u some action (; (;
kingofthecourt: captain please never use a winky face again
dadchi: Ok sorry
gucci: nooo stop shh
gucci: and he noticed i was blushing and stuff and he realizes what he did
gucci: looking back on it, it was really funny
literalsunshine: lmao
literalsunshine: was he bein all awkward??
gucci: if you saw his face you wouldve died
literalsunshine: HFS WAS HE BLUSHING
gucci: YEAH LMAO
ROLLINGTHUNDER: HOLY SHIT
yourultimatesenpai: he's totally gonna stab you
gucci: like i said, worth it)

TsukishimaKei: YAMAGUCHI IM GOING TO KILL YOU
gucci: but i didnt tell them
TsukishimaKei: YAMAGUCHI I KNOW YOU DID
TsukishimaKei: CHAT DIED FOR LIKE A YEAR THAT MEANS YOU WERE IN A DIFFERENT CHAT
literalsunshine: i can 100% guarantee he did not tell us
TsukishimaKei: LIKE ID BELIEVE YOU YOU LITTLE BRAT
gucci: ok fine
gucci: i told them
TsukishimaKei: IM GOING TO STAB YOU THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU

gucci: GUYS OMG
literalsunshine: what
gucci: THE NEXT TIME I SAW HIM WAS AT SCHOOL AND HE STABBED ME IN HE HAND WITH A PENCIL
gucci: OUR TEACHER GAVE ME A BANDAID AND SHE DIDNT EVEN SCOLD TSUKKI
TsukishimaKei: i think it was a pretty just revenge
literalsunshine: lmao tsukishima
literalsunshine: i cant believe you pulled his ahoge

TsukishimaKei left the group.

literalsunshine added TsukishimaKei to the conversation.

literalsunshine: nobody escapes from the karasuno team memes
ROLLINGTHUNDER: SPEAKING of team memes
dadchi: No
yourultimatesenpai: but you didnt let us say it yet
dadchi: Fine do your spiel
dadchi: The answer is still no
ROLLINGTHUNDER: (ahem)
ROLLINGTHUNDER: SPEAKING of team memes
yourultimatesenpai: DO YOU LIKE MEMES
ROLLIGTHUNDER: DO YOU LIKE TEAMS
yourultimatesenpai: WELL BOY HOWDY DO WE HAVE AN OFFER FOR YOU
ROLLINGTHUNDER: what do YOU say to changing the teams name to
yourultimatesenpai: TEAM MEME
dadchi: No
ultimatesenpai: ok it was worth a try
ROLLINGTHUNDER: daichi you know what
dadchi: What
ROLLINGTHUNDER: you need someone
dadchi: I have someone
ROLLINGTHUNDER: ok but
ROLLINGTHUNDER: SOMEONE WHO MEMES YOU HARD
dadchi: Never speak to me or my 6 sons ever again

wakemeupinside: holy shit i missed a lot of stuff