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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

Yamcha!

Vs.

Renji Abarai!

BEGIN!

Yamcha:
I’m Yamcha the Bandit of the Desert Sand
When it comes to DB I’m the original man!
Why when it comes to DB I’m quite the O.G!
So when it comes to Shounen I’ve got lots of seniority!
I can easily take you down with my Wolf Fang Fist attack!
And you pine for a runt like Rukia, while my gal Bulma has quite the rack.

Renji Abarai:
I’m Renji, a Soul Reaper from the Soul Society.
You’ve got seniority? Yeah over how much can one fail in DBZ.
You really think you can beat me with your wolf fang fist?
Oh please, my Zabimaru can turn you into fine red mist.
Why in DBZ you’re one of the first guys to die.
While in my show I’m one of the first to show a Bankai!

Yamcha:
Really? That’s your comeback? Oh whoop-te-do!
Yeah you used your bankai, a lot of good that did you.
And yeah I know about Z but I remember back in my day.
I was so much better in DB which was a better show anyway.
Your cohort Chad has a better winning record on your show.
Not too mention a lot of fans ship Rukia with Ichigo.

Renji Abarai:
Oh yeah? Well IchiRuki maybe popular Fanon.
But you losing Bulma to Vegeta was flat-out Canon!
You love to think that you’re the original heart-throb.
But you’re just a scruffy loser who can barely hold down a job.
So sit down old man before my rhymes knock you down flat.
You should’ve stayed in the desert with your little blue cat.

Yamcha:
Oh this isn’t over yet, so don’t bother making any calls.
When it comes to energy control I’ve always got the bigger balls.
So you think you can still get Rukia? Well how would you know?
Kubo’s way too chicken to deal with the shippers who love your show.
So yeah I may’ve lost my chance to have Bulma for a wife.
But at least the folks in my show are allowed to have a love life.

WHO WON?!

WHO’S NEXT?!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!