2p England(Oliver Kirkland) and (Country) (F/n) (L/n)
Why is a dead civilian in your house?!
How did he get here?
What did you do!?!
*Looks away and quickly looks back to him*
I-I didn't do this.
(Country): Explain what happened Oliver!?
2p-England: I never seen him before in my life
(Country): Why did you kill this civilian, Oliver?!
2p-England: I do not kill people, poppet.
That is my least favorite thing to do.
(Country): Tell me Oliver, exactly what you were doing.
Before I arrived?
2p-England: I was in the downstairs.
2p-England: I was sitting in my living room.
2p-England: Reading my cook book.
(Country): Go on.
2p-England: And this guy walked in.
2p-England: I walked up to him.
2p-England: And I..
Stabbed thirty seven times in the chest.
Ollliver, that kills people
2p-England: Oh I did not know that.
By the way, have a cupcake, Poppet~
(Country): How could you not know?!
*Takes the cupcake and eat it*
2p-England: Oh I guess in the wrong here.
(Country): Why is he missing his insides?
2p-England: What's that poppet?
(Country): His insides.
What why, are they cut off?
2p-England: I kinda mixed them up in the cupcake batter and baked them.
For you, Poppet~
2p-England: Well I love baking, and when you own a bakery.
(Country): That still doesn't explain why on earth, you would do that.
2p-England: I am a baker.
Give me a break!
2p-England: My heart was beating
2p-England: That only cupcakes and your love would satisfy.
(Country): What is wron-
Did you confess to me, Oliver?!
2p-England: Well I kill people and bake them to cupcakes.
That's two things and yes I did, poppet.
(Country): [Comment what would happen]