Title: Phil Coulson Knows Tony Stark's Super Villain Name
Pairing: Steve Rogers/Tony Stark (but barely a hint until the end)
Rating: General Audiences
Length: 1 hour 51 minutes
Music: Theme song is "When You're Evil" by Voltaire
Summary: The only thing really stopping Tony Stark from attempting to conquer the world is that he wouldn't know what to do with it once he conquered it. He's still pretty sure he could do it, though. SHIELD's pretty sure he could do it, too, and SHIELD is pretty uncomfortable with that. There's a plan in place, in case Tony makes a try for world domination, or any sort of caped super villainy. It involves Steve. No one is surprised. This is not that plan. This is a training exercise, involving paint balls. It might end with world domination, anyway.