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Overwatch Emergency Communication Channel (I Swear, It's Emergency Only)

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[WINSTON] reopened [OVERWATCH EMERGENCY COMMUNICATION CHANNEL.]

[WINSTON] added [HANA SONG], [LÚCIO CORREIA DOS SANTOS], [SATYA VASWANI], [HANZO SHIMADA], [JAMISON FAWKES], [MAKO RUTLEDGE], [ALEKSANDRA ZARYANOVA], and [FAREEHA AMARI]

WINSTON: Everyone, this is an emergency only channel. If you can't talk out loud or if other forms of communication but you must speak to the team, then you should use this channel.

[TRACER] reentered [OVERWATCH EMERGENCY COMMUNICATION CHANNEL.]

[MERCY] reentered [OVERWATCH EMERGENCY COMMUNICATION CHANNEL.]

[GENJI SHIMADA] reentered [OVERWATCH EMERGENCY COMMUNICATION CHANNEL.]

TRACER: blimey this takes me back!! how long has it been since we last used this?

WINSTON: Lena. What part of emergency only did you not understand.

[HANA SONG] entered [OVERWATCH EMERGENCY COMMUNICATION.]

HANA: ooooh, what's this??

HANA: do we have a chatroom now?? so THAT'S what those communicators were for!

WINSTON: No, it's not a chatroom.

HANA: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ sure

HANA: how do i change my username?

TRACER: should be in settings!!

[HANA SONG] changed name to [D.VA]

D.VA: brb i'll tell lúcio!!!

WINSTON: Don't.

TRACER: oh cmon winston we all know how well that turned out last time

WINSTON: You should try and learn from past mistakes.

TRACER: aww i wouldnt call it a mistake

[LÚCIO CORREIA DOS SANTOS] entered [OVERWATCH EMERGENCY COMMUNICATION CHANNEL.]

LÚCIO: sweet a chatroom!!

LÚCIO: hana and me are playing some rhythm game in her room anyone wanna join

WINSTON: Oh my god.

GENJI: I can see this is going as well as it did previously

TRACER: what game??

D.VA: rhythm heaven redux ten!

[REINHARDT] reentered [OVERWATCH EMERGENCY COMMUNICATION CHANNEL.]

REINHARDT: i remember when there were just five rhythm heaven games, none of this redux ten hd 2160 p nonsense

D.VA: soooo do you wanna play with us? betcha can't beat me gramps ;P

REINHARDT: we'll see about that

TRACER: can i come too? im not much good at the timing bit but im top notch at any fighting game

[JACK MORRISON] reentered [OVERWATCH EMERGENCY COMMUNICATION CHANNEL.]

MORRISON: uh

TRACER: OI WHAT

MERCY: Jack?!

GENJI: What

WINSTON: Hold on, I'm tracking the signal.

MORRISON: Apologies.

MORRISON: This is Soldier 76 reporting in.

MORRISON: I found this communicator in some junkheap in Switzerland.

TRACER: oh!!!

MERCY: A junkheap?

[JACK MORRISON] changed screen name to [SOLDIER 76]

76: Apologies for the confusion.

TRACER: its no problem!!! really hah

WINSTON: We should check to make sure no one has bugged it.

76: I'll head up to your lab.

D.VA: bring some food

76: no

D.VA: why are you even here

[JESSE MCCREE] reentered [OVERWATCH EMERGENCY COMMUNICATION CHANNEL.]

MCCREE: howdy

TRACER: whereve you been this whole time?

MCCREE: doin stuff

MCCREE: if you know what i mean

TRACER: ????? nah mate dont got a clue

[HANZO SHIMADA] entered [OVERWATCH EMERGENCY COMMUNICATION CHANNEL.]

HANZO: What is this?

TRACER: OHHHHHHHH I GOTCHA

MCCREE: yep

MERCY: Oh my.

GENJI: Oh god

HANZO: I do not understand.

HANZO: Have I missed something important?

D.VA: I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

LÚCIO: cmon man are you really beating us both w/o looking at the screen

GENJI: Brother, we need to talk about your tastes

HANZO: What.

WINSTON: EMERGENCY. ONLY. WHY IS THIS SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND.

D.VA: i'd say hanzo's tastes are definitely an emergency

TRACER: agreed