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Week 1 Day 1

Sunday, May 15, 2016 @ 9:00PM CDT

Monday, May 16, 2016 @ 4:00AM CEST


[4:20 am] Unknown: Hey you know how I accidentally swallowed some food coloring yesterday? My dad said it's ok but I feel like I've dyed a little inside :(

[4:21 am] Nico: Che cazzo?

[4:21am] Unknown: Whoa wtf is this actually someone’s phone number?

[4:21am] Unknown: What language is that?

[4:21am] Unknown: Bonjour, amigo

[4:23 am] Nico: Are you really asking that AFTER getting a response?

[4:23am] Unknown: Oh good you speak English

[4:23am] Unknown: How was I supposed to know

[4:23am] Unknown: It’s not even the right amount of numbers

[4:24 am] Nico: And you’re American.

[4:25am] Unknown: Texan, born and raised!

[4:25am] Unknown: How’d you know?

[4:26am] Unknown: Sorry, gotta sleep now, bro/brodette/brodx

[4:27am] Unknown: Talk to you later, new friend :)

[4:27am] Nico: ‘Seen at 04:27AM.’

Monday, May 16, 2016 @ 7:00AM CDT

Monday, May 16, 2016 @ 2:00PM CEST


[2:14pm] Unknown: So you never answered my question

[2:16pm] Unknown: Are you ignoring me now?

[2:19pm] Unknown: That’s ok I guess

[2:19pm] Unknown: Sorry for disturbing you :/

[2:34pm] Nico: It was 4am when you texted me, I don’t even know how I was coherently texting you.                

[2:34pm] Nico: I’ve only just woken up. But to answer your 2 questions: That was Italian and I knew because you sound a bit ignorant.

[2:35pm] Nico: No offense.

[2:39pm] Nico: And now you’re ignoring me.


Monday, May 16, 2016 @ 12:00PM CDT

Monday, May 16, 2016 @ 7:00PM CEST  


[7:31pm] Unknown: Sorry I was schooling

[7:31pm] Unknown: Dude Italy?

[7:32pm] Unknown: That’s so cool

[7:33pm] Unknown: Why were you up so late anyway?

[7:33pm] Unknown: Btw whats your gender?  

[7:33pm] Nico: If you must know, I’m what you’d call a bro. Not to be stereotypical, but I get the feeling that you’re also a bro.

[7:33pm] Nico: A young bro. Still in high school?

[7:35pm] Unknown: I am in fact a bro

[7:35pm] Unknown: Technically in high school

[7:35pm] Unknown: My last ‘year’

[7:37pm] Nico: Technically?

[7:37pm] Nico: ‘Year’? Why the quotes?

[7:39pm] Unknown: I say technically coz I’m homeschooled. And I guess you could say it’s my 5th year of high school

[7:43pm] Nico: Homeschool. You’re such an American.

[7:43pm] Nico: Why the delay? I would’ve thought a homeschooled kid would be more likely to graduate early.

[7:45pm] Unknown: I’ve been busy :P

[7:45pm] Unknown: With Stuff

[7:46pm] Unknown: Speaking of, I gotta go do said Stuff

[7:46pm] Unknown: Next time I’m gonna find out your age old man

[7:50pm] Nico: Why do you assume I’m old? Enjoy your school, while I enjoy your American tv shows.


Week 1 Day 2

Monday, May 16 10, 2016 @ 7:00PM CDT

Tuesday, May 17, 2016 @ 2:00AM CEST


[2:09am] Unknown: You sound like an adult

[2:10am] Nico: I just use proper grammar and capitalisation.

[2:11am] Unknown: Like I said

[2:11am] Unknown: You sound like an adult

[2:13am] Nico: I’m 18, so technically I am one.

[2:20am] Unknown: I’m 18 too! Cool beans

[2:20am] Nico: Cool beans?

[2:25am] Unknown: Yes

[2:25am] Unknown: Are you really 18 or are you just pretending to be?

[2:25am] Nico: Are you really 18, or are you just pretending to be?

[2:27am] Unknown: Huh?

[2:28am] Nico: I’m asking you the same question, of course.

[2:29am] Unknown: OH

[2:29am] Unknown: :P

[2:29am] Unknown: Touche

[2:34am] Nico: I’m really 18. Besides, why would I be the one catfishing when you’re the one who texted me first? Also why were you texting my number in the first place?

[3:16am] Unknown: Whoa you know the term catfishing

[3:16am] Unknown: Touche again

[3:17am] Nico: I’m Italian, not media depraved.


Tuesday, May 17, 2016 @ 7:00AM CDT

Tuesday, May 17, 2016 @ 1:00PM CEST


[1:06pm] Unknown: Sorry, had to go to bed. But Honestly though? I just typed in random numbers that happened to be in the order for yours :P


Tuesday, May 17, 2016 @ 8:00AM EDT

Tuesday, May 17, 2016 @ 2:00PM CEST


[2:30pm] Nico: Hey what time is it for you now?

[2:31pm] Asshole: Fuck u for waking me at fucking 8am on my rest day

[2:31pm] Nico: Learn to silence your phone, bitch.


Tuesday, May 17, 2016 @ 7:00AM CDT

Tuesday, May 17, 2016 @ 2:00PM CEST  


[2:34pm] Nico: You do realize that’s almost impossible right?

[2:35pm] Unknown: well it’s /almost/ the way I explained

[2:35pm] Unknown: It’s embarrassing ok

[2:36pm] Nico: I mean…I suppose I could believe you just happened to type in the correct order for a foreign phone number.

[2:36pm] Nico: If that’s what you want me to believe.

[2:37pm] Nico: Wow, bro. Must be fate.


Tuesday, May 17, 2016 @ 11:00AM EDT

Tuesday, May 17, 2016 @ 5:00PM CEST  


[5:36pm] Asshole: Asshole.

[5:36pm] Nico: Talking about yourself? :)


Week 1 Day 3

Tuesday, May 17, 2016 @ 07:00PM CDT

Wednesday, May 18, 2016 @ 02:00AM CEST   


[2:03am] Unknown: When I was in nyc last week i met this guy. We got kinda close and I thought maybe we’d hit it off or something

[2:03am] Unknown: They were in a relationship though

[2:04am] Unknown: They weren’t even into dudes honestly 

[2:04am] Unknown: It was really embarrassing

[2:04am] Unknown: Like

[2:04am] Unknown: Really

[2:05am] Nico: I’m trying so hard not to laugh right now. But go on, please. I’m curious on how this ends.

[2:16am] Unknown: But yeah, I asked for their number to keep in touch anyway yknow

[2:16am] Unknown: As pals

[2:16am] Unknown: He took my phone and put it in his contact for me

[2:18am] Nico: Why on earth would you let someone else use your phone?

[2:21am] Unknown: That’s beside the point

[2:21am] Nico: Not really

[2:33am] Unknown: Shush

[2:33am] Unknown: But anyway

[2:33am] Unknown: he put your number in my phone

[2:34am] Unknown: Though I didn’t notice until afterwards, when I was on the plane ride home. Saw all those numbers and assumed it was just random mix of numbers in my phone

[2:34am] Unknown: Turns out it was you

[2:35am] Nico: Wow.

[2:35am] Nico: Interesting.

[2:37am] Nico: Actually, you said New York?

[2:38am] Unknown: Why? do you know someone there?

[2:39am] Nico: I do, actually. My parents hosted an exchange student a few years ago. He’s from New York. We still text almost every day.  

[0:42am] Unknown: Dude

[2:43am] Unknown: This guy told me he spent a summer in Italy

[2:43am] Unknown: DUDE

[2:43am] Unknown: You know Percy Jackson?

[2:43am] Unknown: Youre FRIENDS with percy Jackson???

[2:44am] Nico: Now I’m worried whether or not I should’ve revealed this information.


Wednesday, May 18, 2016 @ 7:00AM CDT

Wednesday, May 18, 2016 @ 2:00PM CEST


[2:33pm] Unknown: D U D E

[2:33pm] Unknown: He’s like the next hotter version of Michael Phelps!!

[2:37pm] Nico: So you hit on the next hotter version of Michael Phelps?

[2:38pm] Unknown: You’re childhood BROS with the hotter version of Michael Phelps??

[2:39pm] Unknown: Did you…SWIM with the hotter version of Michael phelps?

[2:39pm] Unknown: …Are you a swimmer too?

[2:40pm] Nico: LOL you’re funny. I’m definitely NOT a swimmer.

[2:40pm] Nico: I did swim with him though. Don’t worry, I was only 11.

[2:41pm] Nico: And my parents made me because they said it’d be good for my asthma. Which I guess it was, though bad for me because I don’t exercise.

[2:43pm] Unknown: I

[2:43pm] Unknown: I can’t believe this

[2:43pm] Unknown: YOU got the opportunity to swim with THE percy Jackson

[2:43pm] Unknown: and you don’t even appreciate it.

[2:44pm] Nico: He was 13.

[2:44pm] Unknown: He was already breaking records at 13!!!!

[2:45pm] Nico: You sure know a lot about the guy you were hitting on.

[2:47pm] Unknown: It’s not like I let him know I knew all this about him!

[2:48pm] Nico: If I didn’t know Jackson, I would assume that he totally picked up the fact that you were a fan of him.

[2:49pm] Nico: But I know Jackson. And unless you told him out right, there’s no way he’d know.

[2:49pm] Nico: But,  I just realized something.

[2:53pm] Unknown: What??

[2:53pm] Unknown: Look it’s not weird I like knowing all the Olympians that are around my age

[2:54pm] Nico: Um, of course not. But no that’s not what I was about to comment on.

[2:56pm] Unknown: Oh

[2:56pm] Unknown: What then?

[2:56pm] Nico: Percy gave you my number.

[2:57pm] Unknown: Yes

[2:58pm] Nico: Why the hell would he give you MY number?

[2:59pm] Unknown: I mean since you two are friends and all, shouldn’t YOU already know that answer?


Wednesday, May 18, 2016 @ 9:00AM EDT

Wednesday, May 18, 2016 @ 3:00PM CEST


[3:00pm] Nico: Why are you like this?

[3:04pm] Asshole: Why not? :)

[3:04pm] Asshole: What did I do now?

[3:05pm] Nico: You gave my number to a random stranger.

[3:05pm] Nico: He won’t stop saying bro.

[3:05pm] Asshole: LOLLLLLL

[3:06pm] Asshole: I’m pleased he actually tried to text you. I was thinking he’d just assume it was a fake number

[3:06pm] Nico: Well his second text to me was “whoa wtf this is actually someones number?”

[3:06pm] Asshole: HAHA

[3:07pm] Nico: He’s so. Weird.

[3:08pm] Asshole: Is that a bad thing?

[3:13pm] Asshole: I’ll take your silence as a NO :)

[3:19pm] Nico: Shut up, Percy.

[3:19pm] Nico: Why would you give him MY number though?

[3:21pm] Asshole: :P Why not?


Wednesday, May 18, 2016 @ 8:00AM CDT

Wednesday, May 18, 2016 @ 3:00PM CEST


[3:22pm] Nico: He’s an idiot. That’s really the only reason.


Wednesday, May 18, 2016 @ 12:00PM CDT

Wednesday, May 18, 2016 @ 7:00PM CEST  


[7:09pm] Unknown: I CANT BELIEVE youre insulting Percy Jackson.  

[7:12pm] Nico: I still can’t believe you actually hit on him.


Wednesday, May 18, 2016 @ 1:00PM EDT

Wednesday, May 18, 2016 @ 7:00PM CEST


[7:13pm] Nico: I can’t believe he actually hit on you. Was Annabeth not there?

[7:13pm] Nico: I can’t believe you gave him my number.

[7:13pm] Nico: Asshole.

[7:14pm] Nico: Who even is this guy?

[7:14pm] Asshole: Wouldn’t you like to know ;)

[7:14pm] Asshole: And believe it or not she literally was at my side 80% of the time LOL


Wednesday, May 18, 2016 @ 12:00PM CDT

Wednesday, May 18, 2016 @ 7:00PM CEST


[7:14pm] Unknown: Listen

[7:14pm] Unknown: I have my reasons

[7:15pm] Unknown: Okay, I just assumed

[7:15pm] Nico: You’re incredible.

[7:17pm] Unknown: LISTEn

[7:17pm] Unknown: It’s so hard sometimes

[7:17pm] Unknown: You can’t just

[7:18pm] Unknown: You know

[7:18pm] Unknown: Ask someone if there gay

[7:19pm] Nico: They’re*

[7:21pm] Nico: Can’t even spell right, no wonder you can’t ask.

[7:22pm] Nico: I’m kidding.

[7:34pm] Nico: I understand the struggle, okay?

[7:50pm] Nico: I didn’t mean to make fun of you in a malicious way.

[8:01pm] Nico: Sorry.


Wednesday, May 18, 2016 @ 4:00PM CDT

Wednesday, May 18, 2016 @ 11:00PM CEST


[11:11pm] Unknown: Bro no need to apologize

[11:11pm] Nico: Your lack of response had me thinking otherwise.

[11:11pm] Unknown: Oh I’m just busy man ;)

[11:12pm] Unknown: It’s all good

[11:12pm] Unknown: I promise

[11:12pm] Unknown: So any way

[11:12pm] Unknown: As I was saying

[11:12pm] Nico: Go on, yes?

[11:12pm] Unknown: Actually I think I pretty much said it all

[11:13pm] Unknown: You can’t just ask someone if THEYRE gay

[11:13pm] Unknown: Coz if they aren’t then they get insulted

[11:13pm] Unknown: Coz apparently it’s insulting to be gay :P

[11:14pm] Nico: Wow, deep.

[11:16pm] Unknown: I sense your sarcasm

[11:16pm] Nico: To quote you, “:P”

[11:18pm] Unknown: Shut up

[11:19pm] Nico: Like I said earlier though, I understand. I get it.

[11:21pm] Unknown: Does this mean you’re gay too then?

[11:21pm] Unknown: Or somewhere on that spectrum?

[11:21pm] Nico: Wow

[11:21pm] Nico: WOW

[11:21pm] Nico: ME? Gay?

[11:21pm] Nico: Why would you ask someone that, I’m not gay wtf.

[11:22pm] Unknown: Oh

[11:22pm] Unknown: Bro I’m sorry I didn’t mean to I just assumed

[11:24pm] Unknown: I’m an idiot

[11:27pm] Nico: I’m fucking with you

[11:27pm] Nico: I’m 100% gay.

[11:28pm] Unknown: Oh my god

[11:28pm] Unknown: I hate you

[11:28pm] Unknown: I can’t believe I actually believed you

[11:28pm] Unknown: You’re the worst

[11:29pm] Nico: The opportunity was there. I had to take it, bro.

[11:29pm] Unknown: Now I’m not gonna talk to you anymore :/

[11:31pm] Nico: :(

[11:32pm] Unknown: Jk but I do got things to do so peace out you big meanie

[11:32pm] Nico: :)


Week 1 Day 4

Thursday, May 19, 2016 @ 12:00PM CDT

Thursday, May 19, 2016 @ 7:00PM CEST


[7:13pm] Unknown: You know I just realized something

[7:15pm] Nico: What?

[7:15pm] Unknown: I realized I don’t know something

[7:15pm] Nico: And that is?

[7:16pm] Unknown: Your name.

[7:16pm] Nico: Oh.

[7:17pm] Nico: It’s Nico.

[7:23pm] Unknown: Nico

[7:23pm] Nico: Yes.

[7:24pm] Unknown: Nico

[7:24pm] Nico: Yes?

[7:25pm] Unknown: Nico

[7:26pm] Nico: Why do you keep doing that?

[7:27pm] Unknown: Nico

[7:27pm] Nico: Okay

[7:29pm] Unknown: Nico

[7:29pm] Unknown: Nico

[7:29pm] Unknown: Nico Nico Nico

[7:29pm] Unknown: I like it :)

[7:29pm] Unknown: Makes me think of Neko Atsume

[7:30pm] Unknown: I sort of imagine you resembling a cat now

[7:31pm] Nico: A cat.

[7:33pm] Unknown: Yes

[7:34pm] Nico: Seen at 7:34pm.

[7:35pm] Unknown: Why did you type out ‘read at 7:34pm’?                

[7:35pm] Nico: Seen at 7:35pm.

[7:35pm] Unknown: Stop this.

[7:36pm] Nico: Seen at 7:36pm.

[7:36pm] Unknown: You are a terrible person

[7:36pm] Nico: Seen at 7:36pm.



Week 1 Day 5

Friday, May 20, 2016 @ 7:00AM CDT

Friday, May 20, 2016 @ 2:00PM CEST


[2:14pm] Nico: Okay, so now it’s your turn to tell me your name.

[2:19pm] Unknown: >:)

[2:19pm] Nico: Why are you making that face?

[2:25pm] Unknown: You have to guess my name :)

[2:26pm] Nico: What!

[2:26pm] Nico: Why?

[2:27pm] Nico: I told you my name flat out

[2:27pm] Nico: And now I have to guess yours?

[2:29pm] Unknown: Consider it retribution for all your previous jabs at me

[2:29pm] Nico: No fair!

[2:34pm] Unknown: >:)

[2:34pm] Unknown: You can do this

[2:34pm] Unknown: I believe in you

[2:34pm] Unknown: Where there’s a will there’s a way


Friday, May 20, 2016 @ 9:00AM CDT

Friday, May 20, 2016 @ 4:00PM CEST  


[4:26pm] Nico: Do I at least get a hint?

[4:27pm] Unknown: Maybe I’ve given you one already

[4:27pm] Nico: Lies.

[4:27pm] Unknown: Not lies

[4:28pm] Nico: Really? Where?

[4:29pm] Unknown: That’s for you to figure out ;-)

[4:29pm] Nico: You are officially asshole 2 in my book.

[4:29pm] Asshole 2: Asshole 2

[4:30pm] Asshole 2: There’s an asshole 1?

[4:30pm] Asshole 2: I feel saddened knowing that even as an asshole, I come second

[4:32pm] Nico: That was an interesting sentence you just typed there.

[4:37pm] Asshole 2: Shut up

[4:37pm] Asshole 2: I know

[4:37pm] Asshole 2: But

[4:37pm] Asshole 2: Shut up

[4:38pm] Nico: Asshole 1 is your dream boyfriend, the fish himself.

[4:38pm] Asshole 2: I

[4:38pm] Asshole 2: You

[4:39pm] Asshole 2: I

[4:39pm] Nico: Yes?

[4:40pm] Asshole 2: 1) dream boyfriend

[4:40pm] Asshole 2: 2) the fish

[4:40pm] Asshole 2: 3) asshole 1

[4:42pm] Nico: …Yes?


[4:44pm] Asshole 2: 2) I can’t believe you call Percy Jackson a fish

[4:44pm] Asshole 2: 3) I can’t belive you call Percy Jackson an asshole

[4:45pm] Nico: He’s my friend, I have liberties.

[4:46pm] Asshole 2: What kind of friend privilege...

[4:51pm] Nico: ;)

Week 1 Day 5

Friday, May 20, 2016 @ 5:00PM CDT

Saturday, May 21, 2016 @ 12:00AM CEST  


[5:01pm] Asshole 2: Okay I can give you another hint if you’d like

[5:05pm] Nico: YES.

[5:05pm] Nico: I mean,

[5:05pm] Nico: Yes, please.

[5:06pm] Asshole 2: Wanna hear a joke first? :P

[5:06pm] Nico: No.

[5:09pm] Asshole 2: :(

[5:10pm] Nico: Okay fine.

[5:16pm] Asshole 2: What’s the definition of a will?

[5:16pm] Nico: Is this the joke?

[5:16pm] Asshole 2: WHATS THE definition of a will?

[5:21pm] Nico: I don’t know, what is the definition of a will?

[5:24pm] Asshole 2: C’mon Nicolas

[5:24pm] Asshole 2: It’s a dead give away

[5:25pm] Nico: I

[5:25pm] Nico: 1 – my name is not Nicolas. Nico is short for nothing but Nico.  2 – I hate you so much.

[5:27pm] Asshole 2: :)

[5:27pm] Nico: Now, my hint please?

[5:28pm] Asshole 2: Okay

It is a cool name

A really really cool name

Did I mention cool?

[5:31pm] Nico: Was…that a poem?

[5:32pm] Asshole 2: A haiku to be exact

[5:32pm] Nico: How is that a hint?

[5:34pm] Asshole 2: Oh the hint is up there somewhere

[5:35pm] Nico: …How?

[5:39 pm] Asshole 2: You’ll get it eventually :P

[5:48pm] Asshole 2: And now I must go, I do believe I have gotten in trouble by a parental for some reason

[5:49pm] Nico: Did your parental see that sad excuse for a poem and decide to scold you?

[5:49pm] Nico: I’d scold you, too.

[5:53pm] Asshole 2: I’ll have you know my parental would be proud of that haiku

[5:53pm] Asshole 2: But I really must go now

[5:54pm] Asshole 2: Farewell Nicolai

[5:54pm] Nico: Goodbye, Bad Jokes.