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    “Kylo Ren,” Leia says, resolutely. “Absolutely does not have a trifurcate dick. Trust me on this.”

    In which everyone on board the Finalizer hate-ships Hux and Ren - and Ren's mysterious, probably prehensile, alien dick. Hard.

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  2. 17 Sep 2018

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  3. 15 Sep 2018

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    omg this is the funniest thing everrrrrrrrr

  4. 13 Sep 2018

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  5. 11 Sep 2018

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  6. 10 Sep 2018

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  7. 09 Sep 2018

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  12. 25 Jun 2018

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    Hilarious!!

  13. 13 Jun 2018

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  14. 22 May 2018

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  15. 13 May 2018

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    so funny

  16. 11 May 2018

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  17. 11 May 2018

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  18. 03 May 2018

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    MAY I NEVER FUCKING LOSE THIS AND TAKE THREE HOURS TO FIND IT BECAUSE I GOT NOSTALGIC ABOUT THE TIME I THOUGHT ABOUT HOW UNBETA’D THE RPF IS AND MY FACE TWITCHED FOR HALF AN HOUR AGAIN

    FUCKING CLASSIC TRAINWRECK I LOVE

    THIS ISN’T COMING OUT COMPLIMENTARY ENOUGH BUT LISTEN,

  19. 24 Apr 2018

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  20. 16 Apr 2018

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    ahahahaha
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    “He looks down at me as I take his mighty length into my mouth – mighty length, this is flattering and extremely creepy.” Hux makes a face at his holopad screen, then resolutely keeps scrolling.

    “He cock throbs – shouldn’t this be ‘his cock’? He is so thick and long, I can only get the tip of it into me –”

    “You wish,” Kylo snorts. Amazing how he suddenly stopped ignoring Hux’s efforts at dramatic reading as soon as he gets the chance to throw in a snide remark.

    “Do not interrupt me, Kylo,” he says, briskly. “As I was saying – He is full of precum… how can anyone be full of precum, it comes out, doesn’t go in? I feel the…” Hux pauses, coughs discretely into his hands. “I feel the sweet taste of it all over the root of my mouth –”

    “You wish, Hux.”

  21. 01 Apr 2018

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