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“Kylo Ren,” Leia says, resolutely. “Absolutely does not have a trifurcate dick. Trust me on this.”
In which everyone on board the Finalizer hate-ships Hux and Ren - and Ren's mysterious, probably prehensile, alien dick. Hard.
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i actually cant breathe while reading this im actually dying. the sass. the snark. the totally normal day-to-day lives of stormtroopers and assorted first order people. leia. i live this so much. so fucking much.
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best thing i've read all year
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So.Fucking.Great.