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    “Kylo Ren,” Leia says, resolutely. “Absolutely does not have a trifurcate dick. Trust me on this.”

    In which everyone on board the Finalizer hate-ships Hux and Ren - and Ren's mysterious, probably prehensile, alien dick. Hard.

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    Hux和Kylo老早就在一起了,但是为了避嫌,决定在船上制造他们不和的假象,然而演技太浮夸导致船员都猜测他们在hate-fuck,结果成了定居者上最大的娱乐项目。船员没事就八卦,传阅kylux字母文和猜测kylo的丁丁长什么样(有倒钩,分叉,触手等等…)中间Hux问一个下属在看什么小说,下属说是维达/塔金的肉文,其实是Kylux哈哈哈哈
    后来Hux终于发现了,还故意放料给船员,比如很色....情地描述了Kylo的光剑:“通红,很长,颤抖,有三个岔”。结果连抵抗军在FO的间谍都跟着八卦,跟Leia汇报说大概能确定kylo是什么物种(leia说就是人类不用确定,她手下不信),因为jj有三个叉的物种很少,气得leia说kylo的dick没有分三岔,她就是知道(猴尴尬已笑疯

    作者Note更好笑,说kylux的关系其实完全傻白甜,他俩后来跑去尝试了一些字母文里很kinky的东西,常常笑翻;mitaka跑去写ABO了,有些文Snoke还看了,然后真的相信人类就是这么交配的,还祝kylo和hux早日生娃哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

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