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Five Things Xander Wishes He Didn't Know About Anya

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For gelasius, 5 things Xander wishes he didn't know about Anya

1. The cheese thing. What is up with that? Most of the ones she likes smell like feet.

2. She hums while she pees. It's like she doesn't realize it's a basic bodily function that has to be done, rather than a special experience.

3. Her favorite food is fried liver. No onions, so it tastes liverier.

4. She once turned a guy into a tree so he would be stuck there for hundreds of years, thinking on what he did, getting pruned and tortured by weather and having animals nest in him. He beat his wife so bad she lost her eye and the hearing in one of her ears, but still.

5. She takes photographs of him when he's asleep. She especially likes to do it when he's drooling.