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A Twitter conversation between:
@omgcheckplease
Baker, former figure skater, and the shortest member of the Samwell hockey team!
@shitsgetsreal
"We’re gonna be fifty-year-old libertines in a world full of twenty-year-old Calvinists."
@larrisart
Painting. Hockey. Stony more than Stucky. Trash Black Widow and I will end you.
@holst_hockeyshit
Hockey explainer, hockey player, pop culture aficionado. Besties w/@rans_hockeyshit
@rans_hockeyshit
I can kill you with my brain. Besties w/@holst_hockeyshit. (Why yes, I *am* Canadian.)
@omgcheckplease
TFW you drive by the county clerk’s office in your hometown & there are anti-gay protestors outside :-/
@shitsgetsreal
@omgcheckplease NOT OKAY LITTLE BRAH (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻)
@larrisart
@omgcheckplease @shitsgetsreal need me & Shitty to come kick their asses with you, Bits?
@omgcheckplease
@larrisart @shitsgetsreal U_U y’all are too kind <3
@holst_hockeyshit
@omgcheckplease hey @rans_hockeyshit and I can be down there in 15 hours cc @shitsgetsreal @larrisart
@rans_hockeyshit
@omgcheckplease SMH have a reputation to maintain dude. What would Jack say if we didn’t have your back? @holst_hockeyshit @shitsgetsreal @larrisart
@holst_hockeyshit
@rans_hockeyshit bro, I think you mean what would HOLSTER say if we didn’t have your back? @omgcheckplease @shitsgetsreal @larrisart
@holst_hockeyshit
@rans_hockeyshit how would I ever LIVE WITH MYSELF if we left Bits to defend our honor in Georgia?? @omgcheckplease @shitsgetsreal @larrisart
@omgcheckplease
@holst_hockeyshit @rans_hockeyshit @shitsgetsreal @larrisart as much as I appreciate the sentiment ladies & gentleman, I’ll have you know +
@omgcheckplease
@holst_hockeyshit @rans_hockeyshit @shitsgetsreal @larrisart + I am perfectly capable of defending my own honor.
@omgcheckplease
@holst_hockeyshit @rans_hockeyshit @shitsgetsreal @larrisart Let's just say I bought a nice big popsicle from the gas station up the road +
@omgcheckplease
@holst_hockeyshit @rans_hockeyshit @shitsgetsreal @larrisart + enjoyed it in…graphic detail on the hood of Coach’s truck (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧
@rans_hockeyshit
@omgcheckplease PICTURES OR IT DIDN’T HAPPEN! 
@holst_hockeyshit @shitsgetsreal @larrisart
@omgcheckplease
@rans_hockeyshit @holst_hockeyshit @shitsgetsreal @larrisart *sigh* … yeah, I know. I WISH I could have done that but +
@omgcheckplease
@rans_hockeyshit @holst_hockeyshit @shitsgetsreal @larrisart + TFW there are a dozen of them & one of you? :-/
@shitsgetsreal
@omgcheckplease don’t be hard on yourself Bits. assholes like that can get mean as fuck when they’re scared.
@larrisart
@omgcheckplease SO not worth it dude. they LOST. #LoveWins right?
@omgcheckplease
@shitsgetsreal thank you ((hugs)) … *sigh*
@holst_hockeyshit
@omgcheckpelase FIFTEEN HOURS me & @rans_hockeyshit could help you kick their asses
@omgcheckplease
@larrisart #LoveWins OMG did you see? http://www.ajc.com/news/news/local/same-sex-couples-already-tying-the-knot/nmmZw/
@omgcheckplease
@holst_hockeyshit you mean FIFTEEN HOURS & @rans_hockeyshit gets deported back across the border for assault <_<
@omgcheckplease
@holst_hockeyshit@rans_hockeyshit thanks really, tho. I know y’all mean it. *fist bump*
@larrisart
@omgcheckplease *high five* so awesome, dude!!
@shitsgetsreal
@omgcheckplease @larrisart need something to make you laugh? http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the-scotus-marriage-decision-in-haiku
@omgcheckplease @larrisart @shitsgetsreal
“Happiness is not
the point of marriage, fools. It’s
BABIES,” he whispered."
@larrisart @omgcheckplease @shitsgetsreal
@shitsgetsreal
@larrisart @omgcheckplease so brah! you gonna celebrate?
@omgcheckplease
@shitsgetsreal @larrisart you mean besides passive-aggressively licking popsicles ;-)?
@omgcheckplease
@shitsgetsreal @larrisart it still feels pretty unreal, TBH.
@omgcheckplease
@shitsgetsreal @larrisart & I’m still counting down the days until … you know U_U
@shitsgetsreal
@omgcheckplease @larrisart OH WE KNOW.
@larrisart
@shitsgetsreal Shitty. <_< @omgcheckplease have a great time!
@omgcheckplease
@larrisart @shitsgetsreal OH I PLAN TO -_-
@shitsgetsreal
@omgcheckplease @larrisart WOOT!
@omgcheckplease
@shitsgetsreal @larrisart gotta go you guys - burgers coming off the grill. thanks again!
@larrisart
@omgcheckplease @shitsgetsreal any time, you know that Bits, right?
@omgcheckplease
@shitsgetsreal @larrisart I do you guys. I really do.